top excuses for those embarassing scars
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the excuse :whos idea
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giving the cat a bath, god damn cat! :typeongitive
Play fighting with the dog : lemongirl
car accident :someone
opening a package, knife slips and got myself :lemongirl
laugh and say "don't get me started on this one" :someone
being horribly drunk and participating in a sissy test with everyone else :someone (not a sissy)
i fell : someone
asked by someone you dont know? tell em to mind their own fucking bussiness! :someone
just took part in a Tai Pei match, where apponants wrap there hands in tape, then in glue, then in glass and beat eachother casuing lots of cuts! : unknown
crowded bus :unknown
I did it! sometimes it'll work cause most people will thik your joking. : unknown
I fell asleep and the clowns got me :saintviscious
*everyones favorite*
Unprotected sex with a porcupine : Unkown
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