Quotes on Boys

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing jell-O to a tree for instance

Guys are like roses, you have to watch out for the pricks

Guys are like lava lamps. Pretty to look at but not too bright

The more guys I get to know the more I like dogs

Guys are like tissues - strong, soft and disposable

Guys are like parking lots, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THESE QUOTES DOESN'T MEAN I NECESSARILY BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY SAY

The best men out there are made out of gingerbread - they're quiet, sweet and if they piss you off you can bite their heads off

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If we can put one man on the moon, then WHY can't we put all of them there?

Is this seat empty? Yes and this one will be too if you sit down

Guys are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why

Boys are like M&M's some have nuts, and some..well..dont

Guys are like... Beanie babies. They're cheap, their heads are full of stuffing, and the really cute ones are hard to find.

Guys are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say

Guys are like... Clowns. A few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy

Chocolate, coffee, men... some things are better rich

If it has tires or testicles its gonna give you trouble

Guys are like stilettos... Once you get the hang of it you can walk all over them

Guys are like slinkies... good to play with for a while but then its just fun watching them fall down the stairs.

Guys are like... Copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it.

Guys are like.... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion

Guys are like tiles… if you lay them well the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of your life

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Guys are like roller coasters.... They either make you sick to your stomach or give you the time of your life!