| Anglo Limmericks |
| There was an Anglo called Joe Who sang till his throat was sore, So he bit a flaming match And sent it down the hatch, Now his throat is sore no more. There was Mike from Angloland who filled a bucket with sand, then he sent out a tune a little too soon now he has his own brass band. .Boy!Boy! roti lao Chicken curry and pulao, Bring out the silver spoon From my Aunty June And let us put down the chow. Let us have a talk as I use the spoon and fork "I want to eat some vindaloo prawn curry and tampradu," as we talk the talk, while we walk the walk. There was an Anglo painter called Jude who was so awfully rude but when he went abroad he found a happy God now he only paints in the nude. There was an Anglo mechanic named Peter who rode on an electric heater but when he immigrated to Spain he lived only on sugarcane and married a cotton beater. There was an Anglo girl down the lane everyone around called her naughty Jane but, it wasn't long before the people ran up the Church steeple as she drove the locality insane. ******** .Just because he was so fat he always sat on a mat he chewed betel nut and paan and sang a new Anglo gaan while he wore an Aussie hat. It was amazing when he was born in a field of ripened Indian corn, in no time he committed a sin so he escaped to foreign lands, where he became a Don. .James was an Anglo born during the Raj he lived beside and behind the Taj, all the visitors would turn white at the majesty of his sight and they would call him Maharaj. Roy was an Anglo who married a Begum he chewed paan, she chewed gum it wasn't long before a boy was born, they christened him John Donne and they lived on parathas and rum. Mark and his family lived under the bridge they didn't have a home or a fridge, they received no money or relief so they died in disbelief when they were gifted a fridge. An Anglo family has an Ayah who recently went to Bodh Gaya, she returned fully Enlightened and quite a bit frightened now she calls herself Rani Maya. Rudolf lived like a Nawab on peas pulao and Kabab, since his cook prepared a paste Rudolf developed a taste, Until the Nawab became the Kabab. |
| Rudolf lived like a Nawab on peas pulao and Kabab, since his cook prepared a paste Rudolf developed a taste, Until the Nawab became the Kabab. 18.Anglo Charlie went to Puri and lived on hot dal-puri, when he returned from his trip on a cargo laden ship he swam in tomato puree. Old man Smith from Angloland built his house upon the sand, whenever he would go to shop he would eat potato aloo chop as his house sank into the sand. Up the aisle came the Anglo bride being taken by her husband for a ride, round and round she chased the groom with an old broken coconut broom as the bridesmaids stepped aside. Twelve Anglo-Indian midgets stood around in digits, six knew how to dance five knew how to prance while one just fidgets and fidgets. An Anglo-Indian wise man went to the hills there he met a pretty woman in frills, he asked her for a light and she gave him a fright now there are ten wise women in the hills. An Anglo-Indian Mr.Know-it-all went to a fancy dress Ball, he danced with a horse she gave him a toss and he spent the night in her stall. Anglo Sam was covered in soot from his head to his shiny boot, when his friend put out the light Sammy vanished out of sight So, he lit up his cheroot. Anglo Marie was born in Bombay but she moved to an Island to stay, one day as she went for a dip a sailor rescued her from a ship and she gave birth to twins in May. An Anglo cook from Timbuktu would spike his Irish-stew, but when he was found out his tongue was pulled out and pasted onto his ear with glue. An Anglo teacher of self-defence broke his nose on his fence, so to heal his bruise he read the daily news in order to make some sense. Anglo Chef Timothy McBake baked an oversized cake, which he fed the whole Nation stale cake and carnation while he swam in the frozen lake. There was an Anglo-Indian hair-stylist who would punch her customers with her fist, when they would complain she would punch them again and that is only the gist. At five past one an Anglo was born at five past two an Anglo had gone, at five past three an Anglo was wed at five past four an Anglo was bred and at five past five the race was gone. |
| Thanks to Warren Brown for his permission to use thse limmericks |
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| Visit Warren Brown's Pages at http://maxpages.com/warrenzone http://maxpages.com/theangloinian For other addresses to his sites check my guest book |