|Hello children. My name is Princess Pink Dragon.
Welcome to my Musty Rompus Room.
I'm so happy that you found me. I don't know what I would have done if I'd had to endure such unbearable solitude any longer.
Oh--I see that you have noticed my face. That's just from being neglected for decades, forgotten under a case of horse-shoe nails in a stinky old barn deep in the hills of Numata, but don't mind that.
Just, grab your hoe and pitchfork and let's traverse, once again, the wide expanse that is The Dark Tambo.
And let's be friends forever, too. Okay?
|Enter Princess Pink Dragon's Musty Rompus Room|