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| March 7 - HDBAY Creator Remembers Web Site New updates to HDBAY finally hit the web last week as Dave, the HDBAY creator, finally got off his ass to write something new. March 4 - New Bush Ads Focus on Reality TV Bush to unveil Extreme Makeover: Nation Edition. April 26 - Foreign Invastion Replaces Baseball as America's Favorite Pastime Americans anxious to get new season underway in Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and France. April 22 - Plot to Hire Rodriguez Discovered A failed plot to lure several American baseball players was uncovered today by United States Marines who found $600 million in U.S. currency behind a false wall in an Iraqi palace. April 21 - Bounty Hunter Hired to Find Saddam The Bush administration has contracted mercenary bounty hunter Boba Fett to capture former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, according to a White House press release Saturday. April 18 - Iraqis Warn: U.S. Must Leave Iraq Or Face War Bush and Rumsfeld Puzzled by Ultimatum April 17 - U.S. Forces Seize Hussein's 2nd Cousin's Former Gardener Rumsfeld vows to investigate all Hussein connections April 16 - 50 Cents Short Plunging exchange rates decimate value of rapper 50 Cent. April 15 - Iraq Puts Down Cockroach Invasion Militant Iraqis armed with slippers crush insect invaders. April 14 - Bush Tells Kerry, Lieberman to Cooperate or Face Conflict Leading Democratic presidential candidates accused of having chemical weapons. April 11 - Nike Joins Fight, Introduces "Anti-Saddam" Line Shoe manufacturer capitalizes on shoe-throwing phenomenon. April 10 - Statue Was Not Saddam Toppled statue was believed to be of Hussein body double. April 9 - Human Shields Ineffective New study finds human flesh relatively easy to penetrate April 8 - Saddam escapes bombing raid by seeking refuge in a "ToughShed" Shed lives up to advertising claim of withstanding "anything" April 4 - Silver and Black to Attack Iraq The Bush administration has revealed a plan to end the war in less than a week: Send a bunch of drunk and surly Raider fans. |