Past Weekly Ramblings
|March 7 - HDBAY Creator Remembers Web Site
New updates to HDBAY finally hit the web last week as Dave, the HDBAY creator, finally got off his ass to write something new.
March 4 - New Bush Ads Focus on Reality TV
Bush to unveil Extreme Makeover: Nation Edition.
April 26 - Foreign Invastion Replaces Baseball as America's Favorite Pastime
Americans anxious to get new season underway in Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and France.
April 22 - Plot to Hire Rodriguez Discovered
A failed plot to lure several American baseball players was uncovered today by United States Marines who found $600 million in U.S. currency behind a false wall in an Iraqi palace.
April 21 - Bounty Hunter Hired to Find Saddam
The Bush administration has contracted mercenary bounty hunter Boba Fett to capture former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, according to a White House press release Saturday.
April 18 - Iraqis Warn: U.S. Must Leave Iraq Or Face War
Bush and Rumsfeld Puzzled by Ultimatum
April 17 - U.S. Forces Seize Hussein's 2nd Cousin's Former Gardener
Rumsfeld vows to investigate all Hussein connections
April 16 - 50 Cents Short
Plunging exchange rates decimate value of rapper 50 Cent.
April 15 - Iraq Puts Down Cockroach Invasion
Militant Iraqis armed with slippers crush insect invaders.
April 14 - Bush Tells Kerry, Lieberman to Cooperate or Face Conflict
Leading Democratic presidential candidates accused of having chemical weapons.
April 11 - Nike Joins Fight, Introduces "Anti-Saddam" Line
Shoe manufacturer capitalizes on shoe-throwing phenomenon.
April 10 - Statue Was Not Saddam
Toppled statue was believed to be of Hussein body double.
April 9 - Human Shields Ineffective
New study finds human flesh relatively easy to penetrate
April 8 - Saddam escapes bombing raid by seeking refuge in a "ToughShed"
Shed lives up to advertising claim of withstanding "anything"
April 4 - Silver and Black to Attack Iraq
The Bush administration has revealed a plan to end the war in less than a week: Send a bunch of drunk and surly Raider fans.