*My mom does not always have the best ideas. Things like hair cuts, medicines, and more pets are just some of them.
*My mom's good ideas are going for car rides (except when going to the vet), giving people food, going for walks in the woods, and yelling at Bo when he pesters me.
*I know I'm the best there is anywhere and the others can't tell me different..
*There should not be dog food. Only people food. But wait.. some doggy treats are good so maybe some of those too.
*All dogs should be created the same size. I hate being so small.
*There should be only one pet per family.. I should NOT have to put up with all the others, but wait.. Maybe sometimes when I want to play.
*About the weather.. There should only be warm summer days, no cold damp falls or freezing winters. Late springs are ok too.
*Little kids are not little people.. They're little mosters that likes to chase me and scare me, possibly hurting me if they can catch me.
* I like to stay close to Mom at all times, except when Dad has more room on the couch without Bo.
* I like to go for walks with Mom, Dad, and Paige.
* I like to go for car rides except when they end up at the vets.
* I like to boss everyone around. Even Mom when I can.
* I like when Mom treats me like the special one that I am.
* I don't like rain or snow. It's cold and makes me itchy.
* I don't like most dog foods, and won't eat them unless that's all there is to eat.
* I don't like anyone touching my bones. they're mine and that's all you need to know.
* I don't like when Bo takes my bed. It was mine before he came to live here, so he shouldn't use it.
* I don't like little kids. Paige is an exception as long as she knows her boundries.
* I don't like it when Bo tries to make me play with him.
* I don't like when people yell and fight. it makes me very nervous.
* I don't like being picked up unless I want to be picked up.
