1013 ways to get rid of Diana Fowley


(Of course, as of now, it should say: 1013 ways Diana may have died, but do I care? NO!)

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We've passed 100!!!!!!
Wooooohoooooooo!!!!!

Look at *this*!! It just can't be true, whose bad joke was it??
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Let Diana live!!!! She is one of the best things ever in a TV program. She rules!!!
Diana Defender

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And now back to the *true* stuff!!

If she recovers from her little "mishap", take her to a carnival in the town where the Flukeworm was last seen and send her to use the porta potty...just a thought...
Fugimermaid

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Log her on the net with the name "BigEnLuvin2Shy"....
SM

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Dress her like a pomeranean and send her to "Helluvaman's Lake"
SM

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Coat her with paprika and send her to solve the case of the Enigma...

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If she awakes with amnesia...tell her her last name is Peacock and send her on her way...

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Send her down for an autopsy...who cares that she's not dead

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Send her to Florida in a hurricane . . . lock her in a room with LOTSANDLOTS of drains . . . and NO fresh water! Not that she'd be intelligent enough to figure it out anyway!
shipperchick

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I think we should feed her to the cannibalistic kiwis of South Bombaloosa Land. After all, She IS a kiwi!!
Marisa Mulder

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You know...for a small fee, I will do it myself.
SharpeShooter

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How about we have CGB kill her? She gets all shocked and stuff, her last words, "I trusted you!"
~~Q~~

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Have Mulder kill her. She gets all, "I loved you" and stuff, and he's like "tooo bad!"

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Dip her in boiling oil and let her fry.
Michelle :-)

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She could get put near the FBI garbage cans, unconscious cos Scully and Mulder knocked her out, then just as the garbage collector truck is putting her in, she awakens so she feels herself getting smooshed!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! *vbg*
Mary Hawkins

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Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Agent Xena

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She should get burned by the alien rebels.
Jennifer

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Make her watch while Scully and Mulder make love.

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Why kill when there is torture?
CDS

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Club her and dump her into the ocean...see if she's a witch and wait for her to float.
Julia Gulia

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Scully performs first live autopsy!!!
Haley

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I wonder what she'd look like after a french kiss with Edward Skur....
Fairy

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Coated in pancake and dumped in a ditch... Read how she gets there in this story by Fairy

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Maybe she wants to make an internship at VinylRight - I'm sure she likes insects?
Nadia

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Let's send her on a case in the Leon county woods. If the mothmen don't get her the rednecks of Tallahassee will!

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Take her to get a tattoo at a seedy little place in Philadelphia. Let them know she wants only red dye and lots of it.

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Make her watch "The Field Where I Died" twice, more than once is enough to kill anyone.

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Give her a visit from Pinck Pharmaceuticals. A little deadly insect should help her out just fine.

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Fix her up on a blind date with OJ Simpson.

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Slip some black oil into her mascara and let's see what happens....
MIBDana

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Give her a tequila shooter with a worm from "Ice" in it...
Sm grn men

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How about a french kiss with the Flukeman???
MIBDana

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Decide if we want the 'Fowl' original or extra crispy...

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Force her to watch "Playing God" over and over and over and over and over and over and over.....

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Introduce her to a new hobby....BEEKEEPING!
Sm grn men

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Have her play Russian Roulette with the Pusher using her automatic FBI issue pistol and a full clip (just in case she misses the first time)...
MIBDana

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Have the nasty alien thing grow inside her.
J.

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Send her into the underworld... any underground station will do...
Fairy

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Doesn't everyone have some sort of allergy nowadays? What's hers? Maybe feathers? A night with a few birds in her bedroom should do the trick...

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Let her see how wonderful Scully and Mulder are, i mean she should see Mulder kiss Scully...
Gillian Anderson's lover

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Throw her into a pile of crap and let the dung beetles( and other insects) loose.
Eve9

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Put her in a room with Hanson. That should do the trick.
Eve9

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Have her listen to Jonathan Hanna for 5 min.
Eve9

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Go to Ms. Tothie's class for one period (and spend it sitting nextto Jon Hanna).
Eve9

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Have Flukemen eat her....
Eve9

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Have her watch Millenium.
Eve9

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Shoot her in the stomach (that's the slowest and most painful wayto die...)
Eve9

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Why don't all the shippers gang up on her and then we can show her clips of m/s shippy moments, THAT should kill her!!!
pezzi

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Donate money to the: Diana needs a Vacation Fund, and help send Diana to Home, Pennsylvania.
Eve10 -- Hey sis, how are you?

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Bring her to the space station MIR, blindfold her, and then 'accidently' open the pressure lock. hehe...
Meg

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Hot Sun, barren land..tied down..with ants. HUNGRY ants.

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How IS it that they slaughter cattle these days? Hee hee...

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Anyone see Seven??

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Fowley could be killed if Scully chucked one of her high heels at her. Then as blood gushes from her body-what is that she sees? Could it be-m&s french kissing right in front of her! Can we say 'happy day'?
j_scully13

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Fly Spray...
D.Scully FBI

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Send her to Toom's house for dinner. He'll eat any liver.
Rainey

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Have her baby-sit the Eves. Get her a nice sweet drink...
Rainey

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We should just send her to antartica, she'll never find her way back!!! bwhahahaha....
pezzi

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Remember John Hurt in Alien?
BGK

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Leave her in Mulder's apartment for a week, someone is sure to shoot or seriously injure her within that time span.
klassychick

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Masking tape her to a chair and throw darts at her until she bleedsto death!
Carly

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CSM sees her filling her car with gas at the nearest station and "accidentally" flicks his morley in the tank.
Jjbean

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Blindfold her then lock her in a room filled with starving rottweilers.
SIR SHIT'S ALOT

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Shove her in Toom's bile nest and let him discover her liver.
Spooky

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Hire Krycek to assasinate her, he'll shoot anyone.
Shanna C.

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Anyone ever see Beavis & ButtHead? Well, get a chainsaw and cut the bitch in half!
Amanda Duchonvy

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Do it the Joan of Arc way, tie her up and burn her at the stake (but she won't become a saint)!
Lil Miss Mulder

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Send her to the woods in Oregon and tell her in order to get out of the woods you must step on every mushroom possible!

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Scully kills her with her "Scully-fu!"
TLuvMulder

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Two words. STIR FRY!
DMBigMarj1013XF

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Mulder shoots her. "Stop calling me Fox, Damnit!!!"
Sarah

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Tie her down, pour honey all over her, sprinkle on birdseed and let the chickens have some fun pecking at the old hen!
Flukie

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LOCK HER IN A ROOM WITH THE CIGGARETTE SMOKING MAN AND LET HER DIE OF PASSIVE SMOKING!
BECKY XXX

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Take her up in the next space shuttle,put her outside, and let her float away into outer space!!!! Ha Ha Ha
Stephi. K

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Just five words...Diana Fowley and Spontanious Combustion!
Stephi. K

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Sign her up with Dr.Kevorkian...SURPRISE!
Evil Girl

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Tell Krycek that if he shoots her...he'll get a BRAND NEW HAND!
Evil Girl

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The Brain Back needs donations...come on! It's for a good cause!
Evil Girl

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It's simply really. Load the gun, let her scream for a second and then fire.
Evil Girl

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Cover her in $50 bills and throw her into a pit of lawyers.
Flukie

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I think she should be found to be helping out the conspirators.
nick barbetta

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Have Scully send a yellow-bellied Fowler killer to her house and have her head taken off and have Mulder call on his alien frineds and have her body out in a tube thingy that Scully was put in! bye bye Evil Diana!
Gretch

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I'd plug her into the kill switch.
ScullyFish

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Use her as a digestive sack to grow an alien for more experimentation.

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Turn her inside out and hang her on a clothesline and light her on fire while laughing evily and smoking a cigarette.
wouldn't you like to know!!

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Chaco Chicken!!!! They eat their own! (insert evil laugh here)
Putland

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Have her look in a mirror.
Mrs. Mulder

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Scully pushes her off a cliff.
Amanda Vickers

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Have her abducted like Scully was, have them remove pieces of her brain or something so she comes back mentally disabled.
Stephi. K

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Shave her head, throw her in a sewage hole, then drag her behind your pickup truck.
downwithdiana

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Just shoot her straight to the heart.

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Lets see... send her to Maryland to track down the Blair Witch, hoping that she will not return.
DOODLEBUG

Only No. 166 here.... waaayyy to go for 1013........
Last entry at January 7th 2000.

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