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Don't marry someone you can live with, marry someone you can't live without. ~ Clara

Family is who sits around the dinner table with you. ~ Libby

Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining

In all the words of mice or men, there is none sadder than these, 'It might have been.'

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

"Slimy? Mudhole? My home this is." ~ Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

"And to think I kissed you." "It must've been your lifelong ambition." ~ Kirk and a shapeshifter in Star Trek VI

"Be good, boys. And if you can't be good, be careul." ~ A guy in No Time for Sergents

"Inconcivable!" ~ The short guy in The Princess Bride

If some one annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, and just 4 to extend your arm and smack them in the head" ~ Unknown

To be is to do - Socrates.
To do is to be - Plato.
Do be do be do - Senatra.

"Whats all this 'exactamundo'? Are you an America?" "Right down to my red white and blue socks." ~ Fonzi and a old jury member, Happy Days

"If you ever have a world... don't eat it!" ~ Some holodeck character, Star Trek, The Next Generation

"Whaaaat?!" ~ Esteban Pommier

"The trees are lovely... like you.... like knives." ~ Who knows, a pick up line

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car." ~ George Vander Weit, Pastor

People who are rather more than six feet tall and almost as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks, and then says things like, "Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else." ~ Terry Pratchett, some English writer

Life is hard, and then you die. ~ Some lady author

You are the king of the planet of morons. ~ A girl to her brother on a radio commercial.

If you want friends, make yourself friendly. If you want a homes, make yourself homely. ~ Paul Rustine

Why do I write the things I write? Because I have the heart of a little boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. ~ Stephen King

"Run, Dr. Melan!" "Where?" "Away!" "Why are we running?" "Because our legs are moving very very fast!" ~ Ernest P Wurl and Dr. Melan in Ernest Rides Again

Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war! ~ MArk Anthony, Julius Caesar

"Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wabbits!" ~ Elmer Fudd

Revenge is a dish best served cold. ~ Klingon Proverb