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"Everybody has a strange side. Show it, its lots of fun. Its like a scary Halloween costume; its no fun until you use it in front of others." ~ Some not-so-famous guy by the name of Dan

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The Story of Bob

Once upon a time, there was a fellow by the name of Bob. Bob had a small problem; he had a poison ivy plant growing out of his head. This was a constant cause of ridicule, which lowered Bob's self esteem. With such a low self esteem, Bob saw no other job that he would be good at besides crime, so he became a gangster, known in the underworld as Itchy Bob. He continued in his life of crime, robbing Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses, until one day, he chanced upon a man wearing pants, who said, "Why do you live this life of crime, Itchy Bob?". Bob thought about it, and then pointed to the plant growing out of his head. The man wearing pants then said, "Why don't you pull it out?". Bob then yanked the plant out, and leaped for joy. "I am no longer Itchy Bob!" he yelled out.

Moral of the story: Gangsters have stupid nicknames.



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