Oh fuck that compulsory list of introduction. There's no need for it, really. I will no longer place this predictable list with my likes and dislikes so I might stand out from the crowd. Everyone wants to be different when we're in fact all the same, really.

This is the modern me, incl. some freshly
added pounds and a second chin. Still no
boobs though.

and heres me with someone else... guess who is Gollum? :p
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