Welcome! You have entered a world where a hearse is considered the most desirable vehicle to steal, and made even more desirable by a coat of flourescent pink paint. This is a world where cats are royalty and humans serve no purpose other than being slaves to cats. This is a world where Nazis, cross-burners, and sand monkeys who wear turbans and fly into buildings do not exist. This is a world where vital necessities such as Au Bon Pain, Hot Topic, and Pounce Tender Cat Treats in Splashy Salmon are always within a paw's reach. This is a world where your computer never crashes, nor are your accounts hacked into by losers who try to turn you into a depressed, bisexual, Satanist, overweight, shoplifting poseur goth/punk/skater freak and fail miserably.
Strange, you say? Yeah, maybe it is. But you'll feel right at home as soon as you turn on MTV and see no shitty videos from Britney Spears or Moby, just Duran Duran and Michael Jackson.
I wanna give a shoutout to all my homies over in Boston (strangely enough I live there as well): Julie, Veronica, Luke, Nick, David, any others I missed...AND THE KITTY! LAWD ALMIGHTY WE CANNOT FORGET LITTLE DOUGLAS!