Things to Do Before You Die!!!!!!!!!

It costs me never a stab nor squirm/ To tread by chance upon a worm./ 'Aha, my little dear,' I say,/ 'Your clan will pay me back one day.' Dorothy Parker

Everyone needs a list like this. They should carry it around and check off things accordingly as they accomplish them. After all, life is too short to be boring...

  • While in a plane, order something from the Skymall catalog from one of those airplane phones.
  • Have sex in a place where you could get caught. Aw, hell, there's something more people should try more often anyway. =)
  • Order six boxes of Girl Scout cookies and eat them all in one sitting.
  • Eat Play-Doh.
  • Have a crush on a cartoon character.
  • Crash a wedding, prom, or similar event.
  • Spend your entire paycheck on an haute corture lingere ensamble (if you're a guy, make that booze, unless if you'd really prefer the underwear).
  • Read a really bad book, of the variety found in drugstores or dollar stores.
  • If you're a crafty one, make a multimillion dollar blockbuster using the story of a said book.
  • IM random people for the sole purpose of cyber sex.
  • IM random people and turn them into your therapist.
  • Get revenge on someone. I mean, real revenge.
  • Go to a restaurant with a friend or two, and make total asses out of yourselves. Drink ketchup through your nose, taste Sweet n' Low (kinda like grape-flavored children's Tylanol, isn't it?), make mountains of salt and pepper, throw broccoli at each other, the works.
  • Loudly dis someone chatting loudly on a cell phone, wearing a fur coat, or ignoring their screaming brat of a child.
  • Flash someone.
  • Live for weeks on macaroni and cheese, waffles, Ramen noodles, and take-out.

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