Bathroom!!!!!!!!!Since a bathroom is a place where we clean ourselves and rid ourselves of filth, I added a cyber-equivalent to my site. Someone pissed you off today and you couldn't think of an insult quickly enough? Let 'er rip here. Did some news reporter sympathize with those retarded goatfuckers in Sand Land again? Preview your letters to CNN here. Did some 25 year old bottle blonde with a Louis Vuitton pocketbook and $300 baby carriage give you a dirty look? You get the idea. Give a click to the porcelain throne (remember to wipe) and let all that waste go where it belongs.
A bathroom is also a funny place, if you think about it. It's the place where you seek refuge during some boring affair at a fancy hotel, the place where you read the great names of patrons before you on the stall walls, the hangout of those who smoke when they should be in math class. It's where the girls hide from the boys and vise versa. It's where the seats are covered with piss and there's no toilet paper and flies are buzzing around (think country fairs) and the sinks aren't working and forget about soap. And let's not forget that "toilet humor" owes its name to the allure and hilarity of the bathroom, when you think about it.
A few bathroom pointers:
Sharpen your skills of idiocy by signing my slambooks, enjoying some MadLibs, and visting any of the following sites:
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Up until recently (less than a century ago), most bathrooms for relieving oneself were outdoors. What a pain in the ass that must have been. Historical accounts of these outdoor latrines make port-a-potties seem highly glorious. Nowadays, your average bathroom is a place to #1, #2, bathe, read periodicals, prepare for a hot date, and hide from obnoxious guests.
