"Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart,
fun, the hair, the eyes - pick a feature!"
"Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse
with two rear ends!"
"Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants
, so it couldn't have been me you met."
"I steal only what I can't afford That's everything!"
"It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!"
"Ooooo! I like it, muy macho!"
"Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds."
"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!"
"Allah forbid you should have any daughters!" (points at Rajah)
"I don't know where she gets it. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky."
"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold
makes the rules?"
"Your majesty has such a way with dumb animals!"
"You're speechless, I see! A fine quality in a wife!"
"You are late."
Gazeem: "A thousand pardons, oh patient one."
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