may 2nd - "If assholes could fly this place'd be busier than O'Hare, there's proof in the sky it's as thick as our skulls yet it's thinner than air..." ~ Alkaline Trio - You're Dead
may 3rd - "i love pokemon" ~ Elena
may 4th - "WE HAVE A PENIS OF SNOW! SIX INCHES!" ~ Lissa
may 5th - [aki]: Well, evidently you're just turning into a retard.
* yoshi cries.
* aki has a giant tapeworm in her intestines.
[aki]: Ummm I mean consoles you.
may 6th - [yoshi]: If we attached you to a rocket or something...?
[aki]: That sounds safe.
[aki]: Let's do it!
[aki]: You bring the rocket.
[aki]: I'll bring the Amanda.
may 7th - "What kind of penises is she thinking of?" ~ Aki
may 8th - "I'm important...It's just the kind of importance I have, it doesn't matter if I don't do it..." ~ Fry
may 9th - "Did you know Skiba is very drunk?" ~ Aki
may 10th - [yoshi]: I'm not going to fix your problems, you do it.
[mikey]: Not problems. Problem.
[mikey]: Fix.
[mikey]: Now.
[mikey]: plx fix probelm?
[mikey]: i giev candie
may 11th - "So I was walking down the street tonight,
With nothing left to do,
I thought I’d catch a movie, right?
But they were sold out, poo…
So I decided to slit some random guys throat,
It was good fun, too,
I never thought I’d be in this boat,
But it’s extra-super coo’
If ever you get the chance to kill a guy,
DON’T BE A FREAKIN’ LOSER AND BE ALL LIKE, “Oh, but that's illegal,” ‘CAUSE KILLING’S FUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!" ~ Yoshi's happy homicidal song
may 12th - "That's whatever you're talking about for you..." ~ Zap Brannigan
may 13th - "The key to victory is the element of surprise...Surprise!" ~ Zap Brannigan
may 14th - [aki]: Yellow?
[yoshi]: No...Armadillo.
may 15th - "Prostate paste!" ~ Aki
may 16th - "Loser loser loser lots of boring stuff!" ~ Yoshi
may 17th - [yoshi]: Amanda has babies
[aki]: Awww.
[aki]: Please don't punch them.
may 18th - "Oh Ninjas above, this is horrible." ~ Lissa
may 19th - "You're slutilicious." ~ Aki
may 20th - "You're nastacular." ~ Aki
may 21st - "Loosecratic." ~ Aki
may 22nd - [yoshi] How can you steal things from online though?
[aki] Iunno.
[aki] I wish I could.
[aki] I'd be the ETHERBANDIT!
may 23rd - [sabrina]: Have you ever had a sneeze attack\?
[lissa]: Yes.
[lissa]: It means you're going blind.
[sabrina]: No it doesnt
[sabrina]: .. does it?
[lissa]: Yes.
[sabrina]: when will i go blind?
[lissa]: Within a few hours, you should suck up all the view from your window that you can before it happens, okay?
may 24th - "She makes my spleen hurt she's so stupid." ~ Aki
may 25th - [kevin]: I dont destroy brain cells
[kevin]: I create new ones that do my handy work for me
[yoshi]: Like Nazis?
[kevin]: Yes
[kevin]: I make nazi brain cells
[kevin]: They put your Jewish brain cells in concentraion camps
[yoshi]: I don't have Jewish brain cells, they're athiest!
[yoshi]: And they're arian...So I'd like to see you concentrate them!
[yoshi]: Nothing can!!!
[yoshi]: Muahaha!!!
[kevin]: I shall concentrate your brain so hard it will Become a mass of jello mold that taste somewhat like an orange!
[kevin]: Dont ask how I know what it taste like
may 26th - "Mario games will never be irrelevant" ~ Kevin
may 27th - "" ~
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