april 2nd - "Cake is bitch!" ~ Lissa
april 3rd - "TURN YOUR SLURPEE INTO WII!" ~ Lissa
april 4th - "WE LOVE YOU, ETHAN...WE'RE NOT STALKERS!!!" ~ Lissa / Yoshi / Raquel
april 5th - Yoshi: "Why's she bleeding?" ... Aki: "Maybe something hit her when God exploded...?"
april 6th - "From now on, he will be known as 'Splody!" ~ Lissa while watching Glory
april 7th - "Wait...What?" ~ Everyone
april 8th - Yoshi: "You know...That thing with the stuff?" ... Lissa: "Yeah, that was almost too descriptive..." ... Yoshi: "...Shut up."
april 9th - "Oh! I was going to make words! But they died..." ~ Lissa
april 10th - Lissa: "Skiba's a douche." ... Yoshi: "Yeah? Well Billie SUCKS." ... Lissa: "I'm not talking to you."
april 11th -
Lissa: My dad fucked with the internet and it's been like this..
Yoshi: Yeah, but someone elses is doing the same thing...
Lissa: Same dad.
Lissa: Wait...nevermind.
april 12th - "Oh oh oh oh oh COLON CANCER! OH OH OH!" ~ Lissa
april 13th - Aki: "What's shooting us?!" ... Yoshi: "That thing with the gun!"
april 14th - Tii: "Whoa! Whoa! Who--" ... Yoshi: "Those...Aren't the words..." ... Tii: "Huh? OH!...Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
april 15th - "Dad, I needa put Frank in the washer, he has chocolate on him!" ~ Yoshi [refering to her hoodie bag]
april 16th - "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me! Happy birthday, man, you're awesoooooooome...Happy birthday to meeeee!" ~ Yoshi...I'm so alone.
april 17th - Tii: "Guess what today is!" ... Yoshi: "Uh, Monday?" ... Tii: "MAYNARD'S BIRTHDAY!"
april 18th - ":@) PIGS LOVE WHAT YOU JUST SAID!" ~ Yoshi
april 19th - "If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea does that mean the 5th person likes it?" ~ Lissa
april 20th - "I don't wanna answer the door, the mailman's gonna kidnap me!" ~ Tii
april 21st - "(sushi) THAT'S SUSHI-RIFIC!" ~ Yoshi
april 22nd - "(tu) THAT'S TURTLE-ICIOUS!" ~ Yoshi
april 23rd - "Why are you bleeding? That's not good." ~ Yoshi
april 24th - "God, I was so tired the day with the bodies exhibit...there was this old woman with a pillow hanging out of her bag. I said 'Ma'am, your penis is going to fall out'...I don't even know how penis got substituted for pillow." ~ Lissa
april 25th - "In Maeve's world, there's always time for juice..." ~ Yoshi
april 26th - "NO. EW. SKINLESS PENISES." ~ Lissa discussing the bodies exhibit
april 27th - "Satan says: I command you to dance like a monkey! Dance like a monkey or I will tear out your DNA with flaming tweezers and alter them until they become monkey DNA permanantly!!!" ~ Yoshi
april 28th - "THERE IS BLOOD IN MY SODA SYSTEM." ~ Lissa
april 29th - "Seriously, they should do a study to see if people from Seattle even have water in our bodies...I think our blood cells just float around in caffeine." ~ Yoshi
april 30th - "I tried to change my password to 'the flood,' but it was too simple..." ~ Dad
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| Yoshida | Dad |
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