ARE YOU ALL SET AND DETERMINED TO DRIVE ME INSANE???
Okay, I have a bone to pick with all of you. Why haven't you gone to Aki's Guild page??? Of course, I can only assume you haven't been there, because nobody has emailed me about joining the guild, or even sent me a prospective post! What's with that, huh?! NOBODY. I thought you were my friends! *Wail!*Or is it that you just can't find my guild page? Is that it, huh? Well, I'm flattening that excuse here and now - look, it's here! Ha! Now how are you gonna avoid it? Oh, and what do we have here? I see, it's the link to post a blog! So there! I expect all of you to send me one by TWO MINUTES FROM NOW!!! In fact, don't even waste your time reading the rest of this page! Just click on one of those links!
What are you doing??? Are you still here? I told you to stop reading! Go away! Now!