| Hey there, if you are about to read our story, which I would call by its name, but it doesn't have one, there are some things you should know. First of all, this story is about the coolest story ever written. It involves us losing Kurama, receiving a lot of detention, and other sorts of things that generally catagorize our lives. The story started being written as individual notes between Aki and Yoshi, but then it just kinda came together as one big tale. Our story starts out with Ranma and Ryoga coming to beat Aki up...but you'll have to read the story on your own to find out the rest. ^^;;; Disclaimer: If you (a) don't watch anime, or (b) are not Aki or Yoshi, it is strongly suggested that you read the entire reader's reference section before engaging in the story, as it contains many anime references and inside jokes. |
| PROLOGUE |
| Reader's References |
| Any references to Akitoshi, Yoshida, and Tiawanii Netilieiy as "alien princesses," interdimensional aliens," or otherwise not human should be ignored and/or taken as an inside joke. Any references to "swirly Kenshin eyes," "puts hand behind head in a Gohan-esque manner," "Ranma's 'oh-my-god-look-it's-Shampoo' look," etc., are merely references to anime characters, and are used to give a more accurate description of a person's body position/facial expression. The suffixes "-san," "-kun," "-sama," etc. are Japanese titles that correspond roughly to "Miss/Mr.," "Mr." (for a younger boy), "Miss/Mr." (respectful title), etc. The word "chibi" means "little" or "young" in Japanese. In the case of "Chibi Goku," this phrase is specifying the younger version of Goku. Aki, Yoshi, Tii, Kage/Kaze are the only main characters from the "real world." Aki and Yoshi may sometimes be referred as "Botan" and "Pocky," which are nicknames taken from very tasty Japanese candy. Yoshi is REALLY boy crazy. Ranma and Ryoga came to beat up Aki because Yoshi has hired them to beat her up if she doesn't do her Spanish homework in a previous IM message. Ranma and Ryoga are big rivals, but they hang out around eachother anyway. A "power pole" is an extendable stick that belongs to Goku. You CANNOT, under any circumstances, read it. That's impossible, it has no writing on it. When Ryoga gets splashed with cold water, he turns into a lil' black piglet named P-chan, and only hot water can change him back. A similar curse applies to anyone we need to refer to as "in normal form" or "in _____________________ form." The phrase "4 is a firm number..." was created by Aki and Yoshi; it involves factoids about the hardness of minerals and funny sayings from Yu Yu Hakusho. Long story. The convo about Aki not coming to look at Yoshi's buddy icon and calling Kurama gay is in reference to a time that Aki wouldn't go look at Yoshi's buddy icon and called Kurama gay. Everyone thinks Kurama is gay 'cause he has long hair and likes roses...but he's NOT gay!!! Mikko is our nextdoor neighbor - he is a lil' boy of about 10 years. Don't ask us why he always shows up out of nowhere. Akane (Ranma's future fiance) and Aki are both really bad cooks...so remember this point for future reference. (Especially if she offers to cook for you!) The girl referred to as "Yukina" is both the object of Kuwabara's affection and Hiei's sister. (This is especially funny 'cause Hiei and Kuwa hate eachother) Whenever Aki breaks out in song, ignore it. It's of Yoshi's devising. Ryoga has NO sense of direction. Kurama and Youko Kurama are interchangable. In other words - THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON! And they're both not gay. Kaze has a major crush on Kakashi. And when we say major...we mean she has an entire binder full of pictures and drawings of him, her walls are covered in Naruto posters, and she generally is just...obsessed...with him. There's no other way to put it. In Aki's wedding, Hiei has to be the wedding singer and Kurama has to be the (naked) flower girl. Kurama, in his most youko-ish form, is a silver fox, opposed to a human, so he wants to be in his youko form for the wedding for...obvious reasons. Ranma likes to stand on people's heads...don't ask us why, he just always does that. We are afraid of Yugi, 'cause admit it...he's a scary-lookin' guy...X_x The man referred to as "Wolfwood" is a priest from Trigun. Yoshi, however, is not a priest. In the anime/manga "Naruto," Kakashi always reads a book called "Make-out Paradise." We didn't just make that up for our story, it's actually from the anime. Ryoga's preferred weapon is an umbrella, and he gets slightly offended when someone else tries to use an umbrella as a weapon. Aki is obsessed with her broom. (her weapon of choice) Kuwabara thinks that kittens are very cute. Yusuke thinks everything is stupid. Kuronue is Kurama's old bandit friend from the Makai. (demon world) One time, Yoshi and Aki were on a website where someone said they were gonna bring Karasu back to life just to kill him again, and we refer to that at one point. Karasu is a gay (literally) pervert that always flirted with Kurama until he killed him in the Dark Tournament. Touya is an ice apparition who...well, controls ice. And that's about all he does. Touya fought Kurama in the DT and Kurama kicked his butt. Yoshi hates Touya. Tinii is very protective of Touya, and Yoshi is even more protective of all the boys she likes...much to their dismay. Yusuke and Yoshi are going to make a poetry book called "^$&%%$^%$&%$(^%(&*$%^$"... lovely, no? |
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