Amanda: You.
Amanda: Make me a sandwich.
Aaron: make me ice cream
Aaron: and i will
Amanda: I can't make ice cream!
Aaron: well then
Aaron: i can't make a sandwich
Amanda: Probably not.
Amanda: Your sandwich making skills are far inferior to mine.
Aaron: ah
Aaron: reverse psychology
Aaron: sorry, asians have an anti-reverse-pyschology gene
Amanda: No, I just make a better sandwich than you.
Amanda: My sandwich has driven mighty empires to war.
Aaron: such as?
Amanda: You wouldn't know them, they were distant intergalactic empires.
Amanda: But they told me your sandwiches blow the big one.

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Aaron: you need to die
Maeve: Thank you.

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Emily: it's funny
Maeve: ....What, your ignorance?
Emily: no you're stupidity
Emily: your*
Emily: crap
Maeve: .................
Emily: messed that up
Maeve: Irony...

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Lissa: "You ate my daddy. I hate you." "Bitch was askin' fo' it, fool!"
Maeve: .......I wish I'd been there for that...
Maeve: Colonial gangsters.

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Emily by way of Sabrina's SN: man, i hate this keyboard, you can't freakin backspace!!
Maeve: That sucks...Apparently you can't capitalize anything, either.

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Sabrina: oh lol.
Maeve: Totally.
Maeve: It's like, completely lol.
Maeve: It's not even funny how lol it really is.

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DQ Lady: Your total will be at the window.
Aaron: Well, that's helpful.
Maeve-ness: I really hope they heard that...
Aaron: Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?!

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Maeve: http://www.myspace.com/heavensband
Maeve: Your best friend!
Maeve: I know you'll be thrilled.
Lissa: ...
Lissa: BITE ME.
Maeve: Hahahahaha..........That was fun

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Emily by way of Sabrina's SN: is Ammanda there?
Maeve: No, but Amanda is.

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Lissa: Like one of a stingray that says: I is in yo' oceans killin' yo' celebrities, biotch!
Maeve: Awesome.
Lissa: Hellz yes.
Maeve: Biotch.

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Maeve: That's right. I went there.
Maeve: I have been there before.
Maeve: And it was nice there...Like palm trees and snowblowers nice!
Aaron: wait, been where before?
Maeve: There.
Maeve: Weren't you paying attention?

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Amanda: Ugh, don't listen to her.
Amanda: She's insane.
Maeve: You're scaring me.
Amanda: Then why do you listen to her?!?!?
Lissa: ...
Maeve: I agree with Lissalicious.

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Amanda: I EAT MAEVES FOR BREAKFAST.
Lissa: xD
Maeve: Today, or in general?
Amanda: Everyday.
Maeve: Oh.
Amanda: Mmmm mmmm maevey.

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Maeve: A thought occurs...Why do you hate me so much, anywho?
Mikey: Go to bed
Maeve: That doesn't answer my question...

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Maeve: Hey! I got a DVD of Avatar today.
Maeve: Aren't I special?
Mikey: Hey!
Mikey: Don't care.

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Maeve: You'll be completely indifferent to know that I said you were my mortal enemy on a survey.
Mikey: Good, good.
Maeve: Quite
Mikey: That means I won't feel bad about scheming to destroy your mind and leave you a empty shell of a human being, fit only to sit in a chair and drool.
Maeve: That's pretty much what I do now...Only with less drooling and more internet.

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Maeve: Man, is it toasty up in hurr.................This room is FRYING.
Lissa: Heh, my room's always 15 degrees hotter
Maeve: Than eggs?

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Maeve: Wait...You suck on frogs in your sleep?
Amanda: What else would I do?

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Amanda: Be there in a few minutes.
Maeve: Can't wait
Maeve: I'll be sitting on the doorstep.
Maeve: Can't miss me
Maeve: Tons of ivy etc....
Maeve: It's toasty in this room
Maeve: Then again, I'm wearing a jacket...So yeah
Maeve: .....................I'm drawing you a turtle
Maeve: It's happy!
Maeve: And there's a mushroom in the background with a penguin
Maeve: You'll love it
Amanda: I wonder how long you would go on if I didn't respond?

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Amanda: Ha.
Amanda: You rock my socks.
Maev: I so totally do...I also draw on your socks and sometimes step on bugs when I'm wearing them.

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Maeve: Turning up the music and ignoring them........
Sabrina: hahaha
Maeve: Yup...That's how I roll.

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Sabrina: haha you're just too smart for eveyone.
Maeve: I guess so........That's just a curse I have to live with.

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Emily: i hate those smiley faces.
Maeve: I lurves them
Maeve: Don't diss my lovers

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Amanda: It was sooooooooo embarrasing.
Amanda: I was at Barnes and Noble because I was waiting for a bus.
Amanda: And I was, you know, looking at the books.
Amanda: I was in the religion section for some reason, and there was this lady there with me.
Amanda: All of the sudden she went, "Ugh!"
Amanda: And pointed at this book.
Amanda: And said, "Look at that book, that's ridiculous."
Amanda: It was "Christianity for Dummies."
Amanda: And I sweeeeaaar it was accidental.
Amanda: Completely reflexive.
Amanda: But I said, "Yeah, but it's missing an 'is.'"
Amanda: And she said "Excuuuuuse me?"
Amanda: So I just started blushing and walked away really fast.

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Mitchell: wow its not fuckin bleach
Mitchell: retartd
Maeve: ..............
Mitchell: retard**

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17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Hm, I dunno...Lemmee see...
Maeve: Do you love me?
Auto Response from Amanda: Where is that vegan thai restaurant?!

Maeve: Do you love me?
Maeve: I'm taking a survey
Lissa: Sure!

Maeve: Do you love me?
Emily: I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS A FAT KID HATES HEALTHY FOOD.
Emily: haha mixed it up for ya' :]

Maeve: Do you love me?
Maeve: I'm taking a survey.
Sabrina: yes

Maeve: Do you love me?
Mikey: No, I don't love you
Mikey: Go away

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Kevin: Yes, I am Super man
Maeve: You do that.
Kevin: You dont Do Super Man. You be Super Man
Maeve: Okay, you be that then.
Kevin: Oh I will

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