Moondancer smiles proudly. "After much struggle, we finally managed to write down the entire script of 'My Little Pony: the Movie'! Feel free to borrow quotes from it for your homepage, but please give me credit for transcribing it!"
Abbreviations:
B = Buttons
My Little Pony: the Movie
Chorus: My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
*Pan to the Baby Bonnet School of Dance. Spike is playing the piano. Baby Lickety-Split does a fancy dance move.*
Sp: Where’d you learn that?
BLS: I made it up!
Sp: Well, you better unmake it, quick!
BLS (disappointed): You didn’t like it?
Sp: Well, it’s great, Lickety-Split, but if you do that during the show, you’ll mess up everyone else! You’re not the star, you know.
BLS: I can do whatever I want! Besides, maybe someday I will be a star!
Sp: I hope so! Just don’t do that step. Okay?
BLS: Play it again, Spike.
*Spike resumes playing.*
Chorus:
Everyone's very festive and merry,
*Cut to a chipmunk holding a dart as it eyes some balloons tied to a tree. Magic Star stands beside him.*
MS: C’mon, Chippy, let ‘er rip!
*The chipmunk throws the dart and a balloon pops.*
*Cut to a shot of a volcano with a ramshackle house on it. *
*The sound of laughter fills the air as the camera pans in on the ramshackle house perched precariously on a volcano.*
*Cut to interior. The laughter comes from Reeka and Draggle, two witches.*
R (laughing): I love it when the wolf tries to eat Little Red!
D: Me too! But she always gets away.
R: Ah, but maybe this time she won’t! (shouting at D) Turn the page!
D: You turn it! I turned the last one!
R: But I’m eating!
D: Oh, you’re always eating!
*Cut to scene of another witch, Hydia scrying in a pool.*
H: Reeka! Draggle! Get up here!
*Reeka and Draggle run up to the scrying room.*
H: Look at all the little ponies, playing games, having fun! It makes me sick!
R: Ew! That pie looks awful!
D: Move! I can’t see!
*Draggle pushes Reeka out of the way.*
R: Don’t push!
*Reeka and Draggle fight, accidentally running into Hydia.*
H: Knock it off!
*They continue fighting.*
H: Knock it off!
D: Yes, Mama.
H (angry): What did you call me?
D: I’m sorry, Hydia! I . . . I didn’t mean to call you Mama!
R: Yes she did!
D: I did not!
R: Did too!
H: Shut up! It’s time you do-nothings did something!
D: Uh . . . I pulled the wings off a fly last week!
R: I fried a worm!
H: Bah! That’s small time stuff! I’m talking about something big!
R: I-I-I could fry two worms!
H: It’s a pity your grandmother isn’t around--she’d show you evil! Your grandfather wasn’t so nice either! Those were the good old days . . . when everything around here was dark and dank and dreary . . . Before the little ponies came along and made everything bright and colorful! Blech! I can’t stand it anymore!
*Hydia nearly knocks Draggle into the volcano, but Draggle pulls herself to safety. Hydia goes back inside and her daughters follow.*
H: It’s time to do something about it! Time for the two of you to start living up to the family tradition! Time to start being evil and mean!
D: But we are mean!
R: A-a-and we are evil!
H: Not evil enough!
*Hydia presses a button which opens a drawbridge (which catches Draggle and Reeka under the chin. They enter.*
*Song*
H: Why can’t you be evil like I taught you?
Try to be as mean as Aunt Eureka!
We’re witches, and witches are evil!
Try to be as evil as your cousin;
We’re witches, wizards, and warlocks!
All our clan was evil and malicious,
*End of the song.*
H: Start with the Little Ponies and their stupid festival!
D: What’ll we do with it?
H: Ruin it!
*Cut to the Baby Bonnet School of Dance. Ponies and forest creatures sit on logs as they wait for the performance to start. *
*Buttons trots onto the stage.*
B: Hello everyone! I’m Buttons, and welcome to the Spring Festival! To open our show, and performing together for the very first time anywhere, the Baby Pony Dancers! Let’s hear it for them!
*The various animals and ponies clap and cheer as the Baby Pony Dancers come out.*
*As Babies Lofty, Ribbon, Gusty, Sundance, and Shady dance the number, Baby Lickety-Split comes out in the "Flashprance" outfit and begins doing wild moves. She knocks over the other dancers. The crowd laughs wildly.*
B: Bring down the curtain!
*The curtain comes down and the Baby Pony Dancers gather backstage.*
B (to BLS): Look what you’ve done! Look what you’re wearing! You spoiled the whole number!
BLS: I’m sorry.
BSun: Show-off!
BL: Hotdog!
BLS: I thought my steps were better. I didn’t mean to spoil everything!
B: Well, you did! Everyone was counting on you! Oh, Lickety-Split, how could you be so selfish?
*BLS runs out crying and Spike runs after her.*
Sp: You can’t do this! Running away isn’t the answer!
*Song*
*During this song, Baby Lickety-Split runs to the Lullabye Nursery and begins packing a bag so she can run away.*
BLS: Why do they always have to tell me I’m wrong?
How come the word I hear most often is "no"?
Sp: I know that you’re upset,
BLS: Better that than being reprimanded!
No matter what I do I can’t seem to please;
Why must they criticize whatever I do?
Sp: I don’t like thinking what might happen to you
BLS: HA! I’ll brave the unknown!
Sp: But Lickety, you can’t!
BLS: And go it alone!
Sp: Don’t go it alone!
BLS: I’ll go it alone!
Sp: Don’t go it alone!
*End of the song.*
Sp: I’ll go with you!
BLS (slamming Spike against the wall): No! I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!
*BLS leaves the Lullabye Nursery.*
Sp: Wait for me!
*Spike quickly scibbles out a note and then follows Baby Lickety-Split.*
*Cut to the festival. Reeka and Draggle are hiding behind a tree.*
R: Remember, we have to make everything dark, dank . . .
D: . . . and dreary. But how?
R: I don’t know! Dark and dreary sound pretty hard!
D: Then we’ll make everything dank!
R: What’s dank?
D: I don’t know!
*Draggle pulls out a book of spells.*
D: Maybe it’s in here! Uh, dabble, dagger, damage, dandruff . . . oh, here it is! Oh . . . it means wet.
R: That’s it! We’ll make everything wet! What we need is some water! (spotting the Waterfall) O-o-over there!
*Reeka and Draggle go to the Waterfall.*
R: Perfect! We’ll take the waer from here and . . . send it back over there! We’ll flood the place!
D: Hydia will be very proud of us!
*Draggle starts splashing water in the direction of the festival.*
R: Not like that! You’re a witch; cast a spell!
D: But I never cast a spell before! Wait, here’s one!
*Two Baby Sea ponies, Water Lily and Sun Shower, leap out of the water and see what the witches are doing.*
D (reading the spell): Gurznic, ridget, lemonisnick!
R: Let me see that!
*Reeka grabs the book, which was upside down, and turns it right side up. Then she gives it back to Draggle.*
R: Yoof! Now read it!
D: Sorry! Hinsenomal, tikderve, kinsreg, erzaminig, flama botswaggle!
R: That’s better!
*They wait for a few seconds.*
R: Well?
D: Well, I read what it said!
*Suddenly, some of the water from the Waterfall is diverted.*
D: It worked!
*Suddenly, Water Lily and Sun Shower appear with a giant sea shell. They spray the water at the witches, who are swept away.*
*The witches are swept through the festival. They manage to knock an entire table of pies onto themselves.*
R (spitting out pie): Yuck! Disgusting!
*A crowd of ponies and animals gathers around the witches.*
Skunk: Ew! What smells?
R: We do!
SS: It’s the witches from the Volcano of Gloom!
BabySun: They’re cute!
R: Cute? She called us cute!
D: Oh, how embarrassing!
R: I’m going home!
*Reeka hits herself on the head with her hat. The ponies laugh.*
D: We can’t go home. We haven’t made everything dark, dank, and dreary! What’ll we tell Hydia?
R: We’ll tell her we made it messy!
*Cut to Baby Lickety-Split running to a large cliff by the Waterfall, with Spike following.*
BLS: Hurry, Spike! Look, this is a good place!
Sp: A good place for what? Oh, my feet are killing me!
BLS: To fly, like Wind Whistler and Northstar!
Sp: But they’re pegasus ponies! You’re just an earthling; you can’t fly!
BLS: Can too! I can do anything! Watch!
Sp (grabbing her tail): No! You’ll get hurt!
*BLS jumps off the cliff.*
BLS: We’re flyyyyyying!
Sp: We’re faaaaaalling!
*They fall down the ravine.*
BLS: Huh . . . guess I can’t fly . . .
Sp (sighing): Can we go home now?
BLS: I told you, I’m never going back to Dream Castle!
*Cut to exterior Lullabye Nursery. Suddenly, Baby Sundance and Baby Lofty run out of it; Baby Lofty carries Spike’s note.*
BabySun: Baby Lickety-Split’s gone--run away!
*Baby Lofty sticks the note onto a branch, and ponies gather around it.*
MS: And Spike’s with her!
B: Oh dear, maybe I was too harsh on her at the show!
MS: Don’t blame yourself, Buttons! I’ll find her, don’t worry!
G: I’ll go with you . . . just in case!
Sh: Oh, can I go with you? I never get to go anywhere!
G: Oh, no! She’s nothing but bad luck!
Sh: Just give me a chance! My luck’s bound to change . . . I think.
MS: Everyone deserves a chance, Shady! You’re in!
G: Lickety-Split loves the bushwoolies; maybe she went there!
MS: Good idea! Let’s ride!
F: Be careful! Stay alert! Say hi to the bushwoolies for me!
*Cut to the interior of the Volcano.*
H: One evil deed, that’s all I asked! Oh, you’re such a disappointment! I’ve given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What’ve you done? Zip! A big fat zero!
D: Uh-uh-uh . . . we . . . we’re really sorry, Hydia. Maybe if we tried again.
H: You’ve humiliated me enough! We’ll have to do something else . . . something bigger! Something more . . . evil!
R: What?
H: Let me think . . . I’ve got it! It’s time to get tough! It’s time to show those Little Ponies we mean business! It’s time for the Smooze!
R and D: The Smooze?
H: That’s right! The same thing that wiped out that kingdom on the other side of the Black Mountains!
R: Grundleland?
H: Grundleland--what a joke! Those little Grundies never knew what hit them! Get out of there! Now in order to make the Smooze, we’ll need a few things . . . (shoves a long list into Reeka and Draggle’s faces) Go get ‘em!
R (reading of the list): Um, mold, mildew . . . muck, mire . . .
D: . . . fungus, slime, rust, and . . .
D & R: . . . phlume!!!
H: Yes, phlume!
D: Not phlume, Hydia, don’t make us get phlume! Please don’t!
R: We’ll get all the other things on the list, but not phlume!
H: You’ll get what I tell you to get, now get going!
*Hydia throws Reeka and Draggle down the stairs of the Volcano.*
H: Ah, kids!
*Cut to the ravine. Baby Lickety-Split and Spike are trying to get out.*
Sp: I’ll give you a shove!
BLS: I can do it myself!
Sp: Okay . . . I was just trying to help.
*Cut to Reeka and Draggle wading through a swamp.*
R: What’s your rush?
D: If we don’t get the stuff for the Smooze, Hydia will be even madder at us! And you know what that means!
R: You get it! The thought of all those things makes me sick!
D: Sick?
Why, Reeka dear, you look a little pale!
R: What about all the work we have to do?
D: Why, Reeka darling, what are sisters for?
I’ll do the dirty work! I’ll handle all the dirty work!
R: The phlume! Me?
D: Why not? I’ll be getting everything else! You’re not that sick!
R: You’re right! In fact, suddenly, I’m feeling a whole lot better!
Draggle dear, I just now had a flash!
I’ll do the dirty work! I’ll handle all the dirty work!
D: The phlume? Me?
R: Happy birthday!
D: Reeka dear, you’re really much to kind. Let’s just divvy up the list.
R: Oh, nonsense, I don’t mind! But if you really want to . . .
D: I insist!
R: We’ll both do the dirty work!
D: It’s really only fair!
R: I’ll collect the greenish mold!
D: I’ll collect the blackish muck!
R: I’ll collect the furry mildew . . .
D: I’ll collect the yellow fungus!
R: I’ll collect the silver slime!
D and R: Doing dirty work together gets us done in half the time!
R: I’ll do the dirty work!
D: I’ll gladly do the dirty work!
D and R: No need to fret or fight or mope or fume!
R: I’ll do the dirty work!
D: I’ll gladly do the dirty work!
R: So long as someone else . . .
D: So long as someone else . . .
D and R: So long as someone else gets the phlume!
R: Where’s the phlume?
D: It wasn’t on your list?
R: I thought it was on yours!
D: Well, one of us better get it! What’ll we tell Ma--I mean, Hydia?
R: We’ll lie; we won’t tell her we didn’t get the phume!
D: But she’ll know! All she has to do is look in the buckets!
*Reeka dumps all the stuff into one bucket.*
R: There! She’ll never know the difference! You carry it!
*Draggle trips over a snake that’s attatched itself to Reeka’s hat.*
R: Klutz!
*Cut to the Waterfall.*
BLS: It’s no good, Spike! I’m too heavy!
Sp: It’s all right! Dragons are strong!
BLS: But you’re just a baby dragon.
Sp: I’m still a dragon!
*They fall backwards. *
*Cut to Gusty, Shady, and Magic Star walking above the ravine.*
MS: Did you hear something?
G: My horn itches!
Sh: Something must be wrong!
MS: Something doesn’t have to be wrong, Shady! Think positive for a change!
*Pan down to BLS and Spike lying at the bottom of the ravine. They get up.*
Sp: Look!
BLS: Help! Magic Star! Down here!
Sp: Shady! Gusty! Help!
*Pan back up the Magic Star, Shady, and Gusty.*
MS: I heard something that time!
G: Well, I didn’t.
Sh: Maybe it’s going to rain! Maybe we’ll get all wet and catch pneumonia!
G: Oh, I knew you shouldn’t have come!
Sh: No, I like the rain! I love it!
MS: We’ll worry about the rain later! We have to find Spike and Lickety-Split!
*Pan to bottom of ravine.*
Sp: They’re leaving!
BLS: Nobody will ever find us down here. We’ll never get home . . .
*Cut to a hole in the ground. A blue bushwoolie pops out of it.*
B1: That you shadow?
*The bushwoolie hops around a little.*
B1: Guess so! Hey, bushwoolies, it’s spring!
*More bushwoolies come out of the hole.*
Bs: It’s spring, it’s spring, hooray!
B1: The sun is shining and the snow is gone!
Bs: Yeah, the snow is gone!
B1: And it’s a bee-oo-tiful day!
Bs: A beautiful day! Beautiful! Beautiful! Mm-hmm.
*Back at the volcano . . . *
H: Did you get the stuff?
D: All of it!
R: Everything!
H: Excellent! Now, let’s see what we shall throw in first . . .
*Hydia goes over to a ledge over the lava with the bucket and begins picking ingredients out of it.*
H: A little muck for power and strength . . . a gob of slime to make it ooze . . . some fungus, for that little added zip . . .
D: She’s going to find out!
R: Shut up!
H: A splash of phlume to make . . . why, where’s the phlume?
*Reeka shoves Draggle, who runs into Hydia. The bucket falls into the Volcano.*
H: You . . . you . . . you clumsy pea-brain! Look what you’ve done!
D: It doesn’t . . . I mean . . . you were going to throw it in anyway, weren’t you?
H: Oh . . . it’s not the same!
R: Look, it’s working!
H: It is working! The Smooze is alive!
R: We did it!
H: Say goodbye to the little ponies!
R and D (laughing): Goodbye! Bye ponies!
*The Smooze begins rampaging.*
Part One
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B1 = Bushwoolie #1 (blue)
B2 = Bushwoolie #2 (yellow)
B3 = Bushwoolie #3 (purple)
BLofty = Baby Lofty
BLS = Baby Lickety-Split
BRibbon = Baby Ribbon
Bs = Bushwoolies
BSun = Baby Sundance
D = Draggle
Da = Danny
F = Fizzy
G = Gusty
GK = Grundle King
Gs = Grundles
H = Hydia
M = Megan
Mo = Molly
Moo = Moochick
MS = Magic Star
MG = Morning Glory
R = Reeka
Ro = Rosedust
Sh = Shady
Sm = Smooze
Sp = Spike
SS = Sweet Stuff
Sun = Sundance
WW = Wind Whistler 
All in a twinkling spring is here!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
When did all the leaves and grass appear?
Where there were snowdrifts, now there are no drifts,
Nor is the sky overcast!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Winter is over at last!
Frisking about as spring unfolds!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Breathing in the scent of marigolds!
Greeting the bluebirds, welcoming new birds,
Romping through meadow and wood!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Winter is over for good!
Everything's going full swing!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Aren't you happy it's spring?
Aren't you happy it's spring?
Why won’t you misbehave the way you should?
You never use the guillotine I bought you!
You’re just not bad enough for your own good!
She fed her victims till they almost burst,
Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika!
She always did her best to do her worst!
How many times have you been told
Your great-grandma Alexis
Crushed a kingdom with her hexes,
And that’s the proud tradition I want you to uphold!
Lucretia was the cruelest in the crowd!
She cooked up evil potions by the dozens!
Be just like her and make your mama proud!
We’re the reason honest people purchase door locks!
We turn princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine!
We’re never accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we’re divine!
Ohhhh!
And that is how I want my girls to be!
Work hard at being malicious, and if you’re real ambitious,
You might wind up an evil witch like me!
A terrible, detestable, horrible, despicable, evil mean old witch . . .
Like me!
Why must they make me feel I just don’t belong?
If they don’t like the way I sing my own song,
I’ll go it alone!
I’ll go it alone!
The way I’m treated, I feel lower than low!
It’s very clear that I’m not wanted here, so
I’ll go it alone!
I’ll go it alone!
But don’t run off just yet!
You can’t take the world on single-handed!
What if you should end up lost? Or stranded?
What do they want? Should I go down on my knees?
If all they know to do is holler and tease
I’ll go it alone!
I’ll go it alone!
My days of taking all their insults are through!
Goodbye, so-long, farewell, toodle-oo!
If you strike out on your own!
I fear you aren’t feeling at your best!
I hope you haven’t come down with a chill . . .
Perhaps you need to take a little rest!
You’re not going to do it all alone, are you?
Not to worry, not to worry!
You go relax in your room!
I’ll collect the muck and mire;
I wouldn’t want you to perspire!
All you have to do is get the phlume!
I still owe you a birthday gift or two!
I suffered from a lack of ready cash,
But now I’d like to make it up to you!
Each humble job I’ll assume!
I’ll be working overtime,
Collecting mold and filth and slime . . .
All you have to do is get the phlume!
We’ll both do the dirty work!
Everyone should do her share!
Just my luck, the mildew’s stuck! Yuck, yuck!
You see, it’s great when we cooperate!
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