Peach Blossom's Expert Advice
Suddenly, something catches your eye. A disorderly heap of papers and letters stands in one corner, leaning precariously. As you cautiously approach, you hear irrate muttering coming from the messy stack.
"Stupid freakin' . . . if they steal one more graphic from me, they've had it . . ." the pile of paper grumbles.
You fail to notice Moondancer trotting over as you stand on tiptoe to try and peer over the papers. She says anxiously,"Careful! That's . . ."
Startled, you glance around, barely brushing the ominous wall of papers as you turn. However, it's enough to topple the mass of correspondence, sending letters flying and documents scattering around the library.
"Oops," you say sheepishly.
"Don't worry about it," Moondancer says reassuringly. "It's really no bother--"
"No bother for you, maybe," a disgruntled voice says. You suddenly notice a small blue flutter pony sitting in the mess of papers.
"Oh, quit worrying, Peach Blossom," Moondancer says a tad impatiently. "I'll send Skydancer and Cotton Candy to help you rearrange your notes."
There is a pause as Peach Blossom flys up a few feet to grab some papers being tossed by a gentle breeze.
When she lands, she says in a calmer voice,"No thank you! Skydancer would probably think it would be hilarious to knock down my papers again after I almost had them sorted. And Cotton Candy would start chomping on the geraniums over there--good luck getting her to work! Anyway, I'm the only one who knows where everything goes."
She glances at you, looking you over for the first time. "So you're the visitor, huh? Well, welcome to Ponyland. Don't worry about the papers--I was going to resort them anyway."
"Peach Blossom is always sorting and resorting our official documents," Moondancer explains. "She plays a big part in keeping Ponyland organized. And I believe you're working on another project as well, aren't you, Peach Blossom?"
"That's right," the flutter pony answers. "I get a lot of letters asking about various questions--how do I do this, where can I find that--so I thought I'd compile some easy to use guides for ponies--"
"And people," Moondancer interrupts.
"--seeking information," the blue pony finishes. "If you're interested, why don't you take a glance at some of the guides I've already compiled?"
She digs around in the mass of papers and pulls out a few thin, friendly-looking pamplets. Opening one up, you discover the words "DON'T PANIC" emblazoned in friendly letters on the first page of every one. "I got the idea from one the books on your side of the rainbow," Peach Blossom explains with a smile, energetically fishing out more pamplets.
What pamplet do you want to read?
How to Start a My Little Pony Website (Coming soon)
How to Identify your My Little Ponies (Coming soon)
How to Clean Your Ponies (Coming soon)
How to Win (e-Bay) Auctions and Influence Ponies (Coming soon)
How to Sell Ponies on e-Bay(Coming soon)
How to Get Mimic (and other Rare Stuff) (Coming soon)
How to Get UK Ponies (Coming soon)
Just as you are preparing to leave, Peach Blossom uncovers a heavy manual, bound in white paper. "This is an essential book for My Little Pony collectors who are new to the Internet," Peach Blossom says proudly. "I call it Newbie Guide: The Classic Guide to My Little Ponies on the ‘Net. It's all in the book. Why don't you take a peek?"
Well?
Newbie Guide: The Classic Guide to My Little Ponies on the ‘Net
