The following is a (damn hilarious) bit of hatemail I received after
asking for some feedback for Grapes on a message board. After directing
them to a folder with the comic a few times they got a little angry...
I don't believe a word of the foul putrid sounds you call language eminating
from your mouth (or your keyboard, doubtlessly typed in by malformed pedophilic
digits). If you (you disgusting excuse for 10th grade humorist) had truly just
wanted us to see your crudely rendered sketches of Charlie Brown (God bless that
patriot and don't you ever say a negative word about him or I'll kill you) than
you would have provided us (the uber-intelligent Cruelition members) a direct
link into your crayon-powered not even good enough to be on badlinks site's
grape page, rather than tell us to peruse your homophobic front page (in the
vain hopes that another elephant manchild of phoniness is out there that bears a
similar uneducated and nearly Catholic point of view just like you and will
enjoy your lack of vision and hastily put together 'creation').
Also, you defecating meal-worm, you wouldn't sign each and every monosyllabic
post you cough-up with a link to your wanna-be-nsync.com website. Don't try to
come in here, you ejaculating marsupial, and tell us what you are and are not
We (the gloriously unemployed of the Cruelition) know the truth (and it ain't
from thetruth.com), and we (the Vanguard of Net stuff) know that you (the filthy
rotten pig-swine misbegotten quickly forgotten but no potatoes au gratin of the
WWW) are just trying to SPAM us!
I found this pretty funny myself, and I think you all should let our
friend know just what you think of it as well!
E-mail this Charlie- Brown-humping 'mo at: firstname.lastname@example.org