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Dear Rhett,
I think the comic that apparently you are sole creator of sucks
my ass. If you think offending people as your only means of humor is going to
get you any recognition, you are more of an idiot that one can assume from your
dumbass comic. Fuck you. You like that you poopy mouthed bastard? Fuck you and
your stupid fuckin characters that suck the shit out of my ass.
Your new address is right, eob sucks.
Sincerely, This isn't Seamus
Hey "rhett" if that is your real name. I recently had
a horrowing experience involving my son. I walked in from my sunday stroll only
to find my son Jake masturbating like there was no tomorrow in front of the
computer screen. I was even more disturbed when i realized that he was staring
at the picture of some kid coming out of the bathroom with a strange look on his
face. I believe that your site has turned my son Jake into a masturbating
monster filled with devil semen ready to wreak havoc on the world.
I hope you're happy to have ruined my family. If I ever run into
you on the street I will have no qualms about ripping your testicles off with a
pair of kitchen tongs.
Watch yourself you horrible, horrible man.
-Frank In The Bank
Dearest Rhett,
I would just like to say that your "epitome of
boredom" is the devil in website form. So far, your site has turned my sons
Mark and Jake into raging homosexuals obsessed with incest in the asshole, and
has turned my husband Frank into an alcoholic wife beating son of a whore. I am
on the verge of suicide from inhalation of incestual asshole sex 2000. I cant
take much more of this greasy anal sex going on in my house, its tearing the
family apart literally and metaphorically (tearing their assholes apart).
Luckily, i still have my daughter to forge into a respectable
human being. Her name is Casturflating With the Masturbating and i dont want her
anywhere near your goddamn monkey raping web site. Poop shit ass anus fuck,
thats all that ever happens in my house anymore thanks to you and your eob.
Thank you for your time and i hope this evening serves you well.
-Kristen With The Fistin
rhett,
i hate your goddamn comic. it makes people wanna cuss, and all i
have to say to you for influencing the young kids is fuck you. ("smokin all
that Tweed, hangin out with big snake") and i happen to know lots of old
monkeys, and not only do they NOT throw poop, but that's not even how they would
go about it... they are nice, old monkeys, and they would TOSS the poop, not
chuck it... christ, and there is such a thing as contacts. they dont all wear
glasses!!! my mom is a monkey, and she told me that you made her so angry that
she's gonna throw - oh yes, throw, not toss - HER crap right in your ugly face,
you whore.
i bet you have syphillis.
love
roderick.
(11........................................... and 12)
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