|..Leah's Lair: With Your Misty-Eyed Hostess, Leah|
|Prove Your Ignorance|
|The Crux Of It All|
|So you're slobbering at your computer, surfing the 'net instead of doing whatever it is that you're supposed to be doing, then stumble into my lair, eh? I have no idea why you would be interested in this site but, hey voyeur, obviously you aren't doing anything useful with your time; might as well waste it here.|
|I cannot guarantee your experience here will contain warm fuzzies, epiphanies, happy thoughts, nor anything which may cause you to jump out of your chair and give your loved one a friendly wedgie. However, if you should leave here feeling even a small sense of satisfaction, well then, consider yourself easily amused.|
|Now, follow me deep, deeper, c'mon, deeper... HEY! Where ya going? Git yer buttocks back over here and scurry into my lair! I'm trying to set a tone here, and you're over there prancing around, Riverdancing like a crazed banshee!|
|To send me an E-mail, kindly remove "your head from your ass"|
|Sometimes, I just can't be bothered...|
| LikMroUgH: u lokin for a guy
Me: What do you think?
Me: Why do you suppose that, I ponder?
LikMroUgH: 21 male tulsa
Me: How exciting for you.
LikMroUgH: and u
Me: Yeah, I just said I was excited for you. Stay with me here.
LikMroUgH: ok ur age and location
Me: Are you guessing, or am I?
LikMroUgH: u tell me what u are
Me: I am a delicate eggshell.
LikMroUgH: tell who u are please
Me: I thought I just did. This is getting to be too complicated.
LikMroUgH: ur age ur loctaion
Me: Yes, I am of age; Yes, I am lactating.
LikMroUgH: are u really
Me: Am I really what?
Me: Why all the hard questions??
LikMroUgH: where do u live
Me: It's hard to explain.
LikMroUgH: tell me
Me: Nosy Bastard ... Well, it's a very small cottage.
LikMroUgH: in what town
Me: It's a tiny town; you've prolly never heard of it. "Mothergoose Village"?
Me: Guess not.
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