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Diet

Lord, my soul is ripped with riot,

Incited by my wicked diet.

ďWe are what we eat,?said a wise man.

Lord, if thatís true, Iím a garbage can.

I want to rise on Judgment Day, thatís plain,

But at my present weight Iíll need a crane.

So grant me strength that I may not fall

Into the clutches of cholesterol.

May my flesh with carrot curls be sated,

That my soul may be polyunsaturated.

And show me the light that I may bear witness

To the Presidentís Council on Physical Fitness.

And eleo margarine Iíll never mutter

For the road to hell is spread with butter.

And cream is cursed, and cake is awful,

And satan is hiding in every waffle.

Mephistopheles lurks in provolone,

The devil is in each slice of bologna.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop

And Lucifer is a lollypop.

Give me this day, my daily slice

But cut it thin and toast it twice.

I beg upon my dimpled knees,

Deliver me from Ju Jubees

And when my days of trial are done

And my war with malted milks is won

Let me stand with the saints in heaven

In a shining robe, size thirty-seven !

I can do it, Lord, if Youíll show to me

The virtues of lettuce and celery

If Youíll teach me the evil of mayonnaise

The sinfulness of hollandaise

And pasta Milanese

And potatoes ? la Lyonnaise,

And crisp fried chicken from the South.

Lord, if You love me,? SHUT MY MOUTH !

- Author's name forgotten.

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Mindy's Jokes Archive contains general jokes collected through emails, humor websites, magazines, etc.?Few jokes were made for Singaporeans & Malaysians, which requires knowledge of local Chinese dialects, but most of these jokes are globally understandable.

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Have you ever take the time to ponder on life ??Why God created earth and why do we exist, why is it that some people has everything - wealth, looks, happiness ... while some others practically live in hell ?

I wondered why myself, but God has HIS ways of enlightening me with touching stories, and friends who care shared their experiences and knowledge with me.

Spare some time to read MY DIGEST.?It's brief, but it'll cheer you up.
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Mindy Yeap

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Photo taken during X'mas 1998

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my present state, check out my Photo Album.

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I Found Love

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Your words are like an angel's whispers,

A gentle breeze that warmed my soul,

You are a gift out of this world,

The only strength I know.

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You led me ahead when I fell behind,

A starlight that shines through the night,

Your devotion is my might,

The greatest and my gallant knight.

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Life is a dazzling crystal if you're there,

Sparkling with radiance on every moment shared,

A priceless stone so precious and rare,

Colorful than rainbow because you care.

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Write me in your plan,

We'll take on every curve and bend,

Together in infinity to end,

If you'll just take my hand.

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- by Mindy Yeap.

?on 28th Dec. 1997

Dedicated to XiaoHua.

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