These are the WACKY credits shown at the end of Naked Gun 33.3. If there are any corrections, please let me know! thanks!
Credits for Mr. Weiss' Masseuse and Mr. Weiss' Hydrocolon Therapist: MR. RANDY OF BEVERLY HILLS
Smooth Operator: Senator Packwood
After Lead Person credit was a Followers credit
Chief Sitting BULL
After Cable Person credit is a listing: Cable Installation BETWEEN 8 A.M. and 5 P.M.
After Mr. Zucker's assistant ARIE SAMAMA: Arie's Evil Twin RAMA LAMA SAMAMA
After Location Managers: Ozzie's Next Door Neighbor "THORNY" THORNBERRY Right Fielder "MARVELOUS" MARV THORNEBERRY
Bill Jezzard PLEASE CALL
After Foley Mixer: Frat Mixer THIS THURSDAY NIGHT
After Rigging Grip: Kung-Fu Grip G.I. JOE
After Music Orchestrated and Conducted by IRA NEWBORN: Mr. Newborn's Really sexy Cousin AMANDA
Weapons Handler & Concealed Weapons Handler
In the middle of the credits: DON'T LEAVE YET
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: WILL THE OWNER OF A BLUE HONDA ACCORD, LIC.# Z2W435, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON. THANK YOU.
GEEZ, THESE CREDITS ARE LONG
For Further Reading we Suggest: PHIL SHERIDAN AND HIS ARMY by DR. PAUL ANDREW HUTTON, University of Nebraska Press, 1985 OR Visit Your Local Library
After "NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING...": HOWEVER, SOME SPECIES DID BECOME EXTINCT DURING PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY: SPECIES CAUSE OF DEATH
Northern Horned Barn Owl (approx. 15) Soundstage Fire Striped Red Heinied Tapir (last pair) Grip Truck Wooly Fettered Tree Squirrel (approx. 100) Crew Lunch
Too much make-up........Tammy Faye Bakker
Kiss and Make up........Burt and Loni
Make-out artist......Joey Buttafuoco
After Accounting Assistant : Non-Counting Assistant
After Dolly Grip : Hello Dolly Grip
Naked Gun credits:
"Man and Woman deleted from fireworks scene... GREG & MARSHA BRESLAU"
"Mr. Weiss Wardrobe........................... ANDREA THAU"
"Mr. Weiss Divorce Attourney.................. MARSHA DURKO"
[Note: Mr. Weiss is the Second Unit Director]
"In case of tornado........................... SOUTH-WEST CORNER OF BASEMENT"
Special Thanks to : Tripoli Rocketry Association (refer to the scene in which the car with the villian in it crashes into a mobile scud launcher before crashing into a fireworks store)