LOL - Dating Humor
A cute story - I just hope it is not true!
A young man returns his date to her home and walks her to the front porch. Feeling frisky, he leans his arm against the front door and tries to see how far he can get.|
"No!" she replies. "My parents might see us."
"But I love you, Mary Ann. C'mon, no one will know."
She answers, "I love you, too Billy Joe, but I just can't."
Suddenly the porch light flips on and Mary Ann's older sister is standing in the doorway.
"Mary Ann, Daddy says you can have sex with him. I will have sex with him. Mom will even come down and do it if she has to -- just make him stop pressing the intercom button!"
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