High Heel Quotes, Jokes & More



* I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him alot. Marilyn Monroe

* Not diamond but heels are a girl's best friend. William Rossi

* Nothing has been invented yet that will do a better job than high heels at making a good pair of legs look great, or great ones look fabulous. shoe designer Stuart Weitzman

* Yeah, but I do it backwards and in heels! Ginger Rogers

* My shoes are special ....shoes for discerning feet. shoe designer Manolo Blahnik

* I like to literally put women on a pedestal. British clothing designer Vivienne Westwood, who designed some magnificent high heel shoes and boots

* How tall am I? Honey, with hair, heels and attitude I'm through this damned roof. drag queen RuPaul

* According to Harper's Index, the average increase in the protrusion of a woman's buttocks when she wears high heels is 25%.

* Did you know that some men, often sophisticated and wealthy, find it delightful to drink alcohol out of a woman's high heel pump?

* After years of people's fantasizing and laughter at the thought of high heel sneakers, they became a reality in the mid 1990's. Unfortunately for the manufacturers, they never became popular.

* Upon wearing high heels for the first time, the girl noticed bald spots on top of men's heads.

* Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals! another Yo Mama joke

* Why don't artists paint while wearing $500- designer high heels?

* MOVIE TRIVIA: In which of the following movies was there a huge pair of high heel shoes?
a) Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
b) Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
c) Naked Gun 2 1/2 (1991)
d) 2 Days in the Valley (1996)



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