|Time to Laugh!|
Welcome to this little site named Time to Laugh. Its a small effort in order to provide a light smile on the reader's face.
Here you will find light jokes, articles and comments and some other pieces of interest. The contents of this page will be upgraded every two to three days.
Hope you enjoy visit to this site.
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|1. A begger asked for some money from a man passing nearby. He replied "Ok, I will move my hand over my beard three times, you will get money equal to the number of hairs I find in my hands." The beggar agreed.
The man moved his hands three times over his beard, but got nothing. "I am sorry poor man, it was your hardluck!". The begger replied, "No sir! give me a chance, this time the hand should be mine and the beard yours, then see my luck."
|3. The drunk was trying to fit his door key into a street lamp (pole) when the policeman approachd.
"I don't think there's anybody at home, sir," remarked the policeman.
"Must be, officer" slurred the drunk, "The light's on upstairs"
|4. Wife: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Husband: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculus??
Wife" I tell you that car has water in the carbureto.
Husband: You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where is the car?
Wife: In the swimming pool.
|2. A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate. He said, "I want a companion who is small and cute and loves water sports and group activities."
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin".
|5. What is a skeleton?
Bones with the person off!
What did the necklace say to the hat?
Yor go ahead - I'll hang around.