The McGruff Series was created the night before Halloween in the year of 1995. The author is sick in the head but very creative =-D
There once was a horse
who had no remorse
for fucking a hairless hamster
the hamster fought back
he opened his crack
and farted on the horse
with laughter
The horse got mad
and called him a fag
grabbed some oil and butter
His dildo was huge
the horse was amused
and pumped the hamster much faster
Assy nipples
assy crack
jiz and fiz
right down her back
granny, granny
horny witch
fuck her asspipe
fuck the bitch
biscuit heaven
farty day
grany's pampers
shit fillet!
Little boy little boy
Let me in!
"Not on the hair of my little little prick"
Little boy little boy
let me feel
"not on the hair of my little twat"
Little boy little boy
let me molest
"Sorry..no beavers"
riky tiky tiky
riky tiky toe
call your mother
I need a blow
Her tits are nice
and firm
but I rather eat a worm
baking biscuits
bake and knit
your mother has a very big clit
Mega clit
is what she's called
Hair club for me
she's going bald
I love pussy
I love stu
I love clits
and I love gew
Pussy wet or pussy glue
You'll forever know...
I love to fuck the mother fucking, priest beating, shit eating, shit out of you!
I was a whore in my past life.
I liked to fuck with a knife.
Painful was that little act
uterus full, all in tact!
I have to admit I had a secret
I was a hermophrodite
I had to use it!
I banged myself day and night
I went to sleep and took a bite!
I woke in pain and bloody gew
I just realized what I chewed!
No more was I a horny, hermophroditic, perverted, molesting, masocistic, whore!~
I then became a woman, all hard core!!
Monte, monte
crusty cheese
Crusty asspipe
wash up lease
Rub your crack
its dirty and black
moldy cheese
moldy sac
Priests and nuns
have nice buns
kostas, beaver and fiz
he's a priest
infection yeast
and molests little boys
scarey nose
scarey pose
no one can run away
slimy hands
slimy fangs
with little boys he likes to play
I love pussy
I love stu
I love clits
and I love gew
Pussy wet or pussy glue
You'll forever know...
I love to fuck the mother fucking, priest beating, shit eating, shit out of you!
Long John Horsey
I saw a horse that had three dicks. He liked to soak them in oil. He had big feet and liked to sleep. And baked his balls in foil. His balls were done. He was very hungry. So he peeled open his dick. "Banana", he said and went to bed and saved the rest for the morning.
bugsy had three feet
he would not eat meat
smoking only ponie
he likes licking boloni
furry is he twat
many flies he must swat
smelling life fiz
he loves pussy jiz
sure... he jerks off alot
Big tipped dick!
giant prick
running with horseshoes and oil
stole a rock
ate a cock
her giant clit
it likes to coil!
monte is here
grab a beer
his stomach is bigger than ever
pull a clit
pop a zit
his titties are swollen as ever!
cheesy cheesy
her cunt is locked
i may have broken
my giant cock!~
Franky, spanky
spanky do
frankly barry
likes pork stu
Pugsly wugsly
run away
blow beaver another day...
Cheese wiz
show biz
porno cue
pigs and horses
fucking too
moldy asspipes
here... for you
take some mold
take some gew!!