This is what happens when you're a band nerd, it's one in the morning, and you're drink your fifth soda for the night...
Well it looks like you're doing what I wanted you to
Playing so nicely and well in tune--
It's over, where do I go from here?
I'd appreciate a nice goodbye,
Not even a warning like a fuzz or cry
To show me, or to tell me that you really sucked
I tried to keep you playing good forever
But it looks like I got screwed by the reed I wanted
Money can't buy the reed you had
No it can't do a thing for a reed gone bad
Though it cost you every phrase, that you ever played
Even money can't buy back the reed you had
Now there's nobody left for me to blame
If I could do it over I'd do it the again--
You gave me your very best
You said you'd play well through thick and thin
But when one reed lies, you know I can't win
I'm trying; where can we go from here?
I tried to keep you playing good forever
But it looks like I got screwed by the reed I wanted
Money can't buy the reed you had
No it can't do a thing for a reed gone bad
Though it cost you every phrase that you ever played
Even money can't buy back the reed you had
Even money can't buy back the reed you had
Moral: Always have an extra reed handy :)
Disclaimer: This is a parody on the song "Money Can't Buy (The Love We Had)" written & performed by Clay Walker. Reeds suck, we all know it, so I'm not going to dislaim that.