The Band Nerd Purity Test

2. What's your band director's phone number?
a) How should I know?
b) See, I knew memorizing it would come in handy.
c) Let me check my phone book.
d) Let me call up my section leader and ask them.

3. It's a Friday night, you're...
a) at a pep band/football game/concert/recital
b) at home studying
c) at home sleeping
d) Duh, out with friends!

4. Oh no, you have four tests tomorrow, but only time to study for one! Quick, you have to choose...
a) History Test
b) English Test
c) Band Test
d) Math Test

5. How often do you wear your marching shoes to school?
a) NEVER
b) All the time!
c) Only when I have to.
d) Marching shoes?

6. Your idea of living on the edge is:
a) Cheating on a math test
b) Deep sea diving
c) Switching instruments with someone right before pregame
d) Bunjee Jumping

7. The line to live by:
a) "All Your Music, All The Time"
b) "What If Everybody Was Doing What You're Doing Now?"
c) "...And Talk!"
d) All Of The Above

8. You can't believe they're all on the same night! Which one do you go to?
a) Homecoming
b) Band Banquet
c) Junior Prom
d) Senior Ball

9. What year did/will you letter in band?
a) Freshman
b) Sophomore
c) Junior
d) Senior

10. And most importantly... who is God?
a) The Band Director
b) Our Father That Is In Heaven
c) Allah
d) Vishnu