| HOWDEE THERE FOLKS! WELCOME TO PAROUSIA PATRIS ACRES! Our lil' cabin in dese hills n' hollers of de beootiful Ozarks |
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| Now ya don't be skeered them bairs R out in the woods! Just COME ON IN N' WALK BY THE COOL SPRING W/US ; GO CAVIN, VISUT MAWS --WOG PAGES N' MORE. YA KIN EVEN SIT A SPELL ON THE OL' PORCH SWING. YA'LL COME ON NOW N' HEER SOME OZARK TAILS! |
| its safe the bears are in the honeypot now n' all the furry lil' critters are curled up fur a nap. so join us with a lil ozark brew n' good time in this beautiful part of America, land of the FREE GOD BLESS AMERICA N' YOU |