Logan and Alec sit at the bar in Crash, miserable because Max can’t decide which one of them she truly loves.
Logan: You do realise that I’ve known her longer than you. I remember when I first met her… we immediately knew we were destined to love each other.
Alec: I agree! You were pointing a gun at her and she jumped out the window. If that doesn’t say ‘I love you’ I don’t know what does.
Logan: Well it was more romantic than the way you two met!
Alec: She was my breeding partner, we were made for each other… literally. AND I helped her escape.
Logan: Only so that she could give me the virus, which, thanks to you, is the sole reason we aren’t together.
Alec: Why does everyone blame that on me? I didn’t create it! The psychos at Manticore did.
Logan: Exactly, she need to be as far away from those memories as possible. Every time she sees you she thinks about that place.
Alec: Wow, he can type e-mails AND he can read minds… How can I compete with that?
Logan: Shut up! Didn’t you try to kill her that one time?
Alec: Don’t bring that up! That has nothing to do with anything. Ok, I tried to kill her, but I still love her!
Logan: Ah, another example of pure Manticore reasoning.
Alec: Which you wouldn’t understand, because you were never there.
Logan: Sorry, I sent in an application, but they only accepted kids with perfect DNA.
Alec: That’s right, don’t wanna contaminate the gene pool.
Logan: Ouch!
Alec: Sorry, Max brings out the best and worst in me!
Logan: I know what you mean. Imagine what life without her would be like?
Alec: No more getting beat up and insulted all the time.
Logan: No more virus.
Alec: No more of the guilt for messing up all the time.
Logan: No more transgenics running around.
Alec: And I would have made a killing in that last cage fight.
Logan<holding up his drink>: Here’s to a Max-less world.
Alec: I can drink to that!
Max < standing behind them>: Well now, I see that I’m wanted here! I’m going to go home with Rafer… BYE!
Logan & Alec: NOOOOO!!!!!!
