The Bitch of Khitomer

(To the tune of The Star-Spangled Banner)
By James T. Kirk

Uh oh, we can't see
Who the hell is out there
But it's safe to assume
That it's someone unfriendly -
Cos we're drawing some fire
Cos we've raised someone's ire
Cos it seems that someone's
Got a small grudge agan me.
Could it be my pal Chang
Who would see my ass hang?
And is that because
I won't throw him a bang?
Oh boy, I'll be glad when this
Silly disagreement's passed -
When the sky is once more calm,
Chang can then KISS MY ASS!

(You didn't really think I'd give him any, did you?)


Copyright James Kirk 2293

Silly TOS site

KFQ: Kirk/Chang (dream on!)

The Bitch of Khitomer

(To the tune of The Star-Spangled Banner)
By James T. Kirk

Uh oh, we can't see
Who the hell is out there
But it's safe to assume
That it's someone unfriendly -
Cos we're drawing some fire
Cos we're raised someone's ire
Cos it seems that someone's
Got a small grudge agan me.
Could it be my pal Chang
Who would see my ass hang?
And is that because
I won't throw him a bang?
Oh boy, I'll be glad when this
Silly disagreement's passed -
When the sky is once more calm,
Chang can then KISS MY ASS!

(You didn't really think I'd give him any, did you?)


Copyright James Kirk 2293

Silly TOS site

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