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Anti-smoking pill in the offing!
Smoking,
it’s fun for the whole family, even small children.J Researchers hope that the drug will attach to nicotine receptors in the brain, preventing overpowering cravings from setting in when someone stops smoking. |
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My thoughts here…offing
Offing…offing…I
like that word. The writer of this article was certainly using their
thesaurus when they were trying to come up with a title for this one.
Hmmm…offing. I can see the waves out in the offing. My death is in the offing
as my life continues on…That’s a great word, but as far as the actual point
of this article is concerned, I actually do agree with it partially. A pill
to stop smoking is a much better alternative than say a patch. Patches suck.
They’re like band-aids; they peel off when they get wet, and I don’t like the
idea of some form of cancerous chemical being absorbed into my blood stream
through my arm. Although, this article makes this wonder pill sound like the
next “Viagra,” (Fig 1.1) comparing
smoking to, say, erectile dysfunction, what kind of impact is it really going
to have? Don’t smokers get enough crap as it is? The world is turning
anti-smoker. Smokers can’t smoke in some restaurants, at work, or in shopping
centers. Some laws have tried to ban smoking in their own car—fat chance for
anything like that passing—and now we’re comparing this “All-American”
habit—as much a symbol to our country as baseball or apple pie—to Bob Dole’s
penis. (Fig 1.2) I do suppose it
is all for the better. Maybe smokers need that little extra push before they
can make the final steps to get on the wagon to quit smoking, or maybe
they’ll just go homicidal and mass murder women and children in the streets…I
guess I can see the bright side to this—if everyone takes the pill and kicks
their habit, they can then enjoy smoking just because they’re bored (Fig 1.3) and not have to worry about
the nasty side effects of withdrawal, because we all know that people are
going to keep smoking anyways. |
Figure 1.1
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Figure 1.3 |
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