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UPDATED 15/12/99 HOORAY


PLEASE NOTE MY DEFINITION OF A LOAD OF CRAP MAY BE- ,AND THIS IS VERY LIKELY, DIFFERENT TO YOURS-SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS LOAD OF CRAP YOU CAN GO TO THE TOILET AND MAKE YOUR OWN. PLEASE NOTE ALSO THAT YOUR OWN CRAP DOES NOT NECESSARILY GUARANTEE SATISFACTION.

NB. THIS HOMEPAGE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO READ- IF YOU CANNOT READ YOU CANNOT BE READING THIS- AND THEREFORE PISS OFF NOW - I KNOW THAT BY PUTTING UP THIS MESSAGE TELLING PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ TO GO AWAY I HAVE BASICALLY TOLD HALF OF THE PEOPLE COMING TO THIS SITE TO GO AWAY, AND HAVE BEEN POLITICALLY INCORRECT.  I AM TRULY SORRY TO THOSE PEOPLE I HAVE HURT, BUT SINCE THEY CAN'T READ THEY WERE NEVER INSULTED IN THE FIRST PLACE - NB. If you are offended by this - do not read it and pretend it never existed
ALRIGHTY THEN, NOW THAT I HAVE BLINDED YOU WITH 3 DIFFERENT COLOURS- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS,VISITOR



NEWS - DHALSIM SAYS - I CAN STRETCH MY pen...( SLAP)-OW!!!    I  SAY  -YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON THIS PAGE -                                               THIS IS RATED PG

Hiddly doo neighbourinos, I haven't touched thisd page for about 2 years now, BUT I'M BACK!!! The only thing I've done so far is add Xena vs Streetfighter part3, BUT!!!, I'm trying to learn frames(finally), and I'll get this page into shape eventually. anyway here's Xena Vs. Streetfighter part 3-X VS SF, the quest for crap begins!!!

HEY HEY!!! Sorry, no update for yonks, because of laziness on the part of yours truly. Anyway...since NO-ONE- (that means you!!) voted for Xena vs Streetfighter, I'm gonna put up the next bit anyway- just to spite you all HAHAHAHHAHA. Look people, please vote, or at least find some compassion in depths of your hearts to tell me where and how to get one of those voting things. ALSO, I've decided on a policy of signing every guestbook I come across in the hope that my being uncharacteristically NICE(don't expect that word ever to turn up in this page agian!!) Means that YOU TOO will sign my guestbook!!! Y'hear!! SO XENA VS STREETFIGHTER PT2 is here here's the link-XENA VS STREETFIGHTER SUPER CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION!!!!. and guess what- All your fave characters including AKUMA and JOXER are in it!! Will Xena rip Rolento's head of and crap down his neck?? Will Deadpool show up and kill Bison, Will Shinji Ikari show up in his EVA and stomp on Iolaus. Will Hercules have an affair with M.Bison?? All these questions and more will soon be answered!!! And remember, next update, not only will there be more X vs SF, but MAYBE if you're lucky, THE RED NINJA might make his appearnace on the web. All his old adventures PLUS, if you're good, A NEW INSTALLMENT OF THE RED NINJA- and for all you perverts out there- he changes his costume!!(NB. this means he is wearing a new costume, not that you see him changing..) BUT ONLY -if you're good.PS- If you want your homepage in the LINX bit ( AND THIS is VERY unlikely, considering how chaotic my page is), you can email me about it

OKKKKAYYYYOLD NEWS-- You didn't ask for it, but I'm doing it anyway- XENA VS STREETFIGHTER IS OFFICIALLY RUNNING-the link is here!!XENA VS STREETFIGHTER INTRO Basically, you guys get to vote on the fights, and then I'll write some meaningless psychobabble on the results I get, Capiche? So get voting- IN THE RED CORNER-weighing in at a massive 400 pounds with leather, the wanker of warlords, the lady of Lesbos- Xena!!! Warrior princessSSSSSSS!!!!!, IN THE BLUE CORNER-.......Rolento.......- there are other matchups as well, so check the intro page. Also I've done bios on the characters, since many of you uncultured heathens don't watch Xena, or you don't play Streetfighter. they are here- XENA VS STREETFIGHTER character bios So get voting!!!

FIRST THINGS FIRST THEN- THE FRIENDLY FRIEND WHO YOU SEE LOOKING AT YOU(IN THE BACKGROUND) IS NOT ME- UNFORTUNATELY, AS YET I HAVE NOT LOST THE PUPILS IN MY EYES HIS NAME IS "AKUMA" OR "GOUKI" OR MR STUPID. IF YOU LOOK AT HIM A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE MR ED. AND I WILL BE SENDING HIM/IT AROUND TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU SEND HATEMAIL TO ME.....AND MR ED IS ONE BADASS HORSE. MOST LIKELY THIS PAGE WILL NEVER BE UPDATED- BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE YOU WILL SEE WHEN THIS PAGE WAS UPDATED



WELL SO WHAT TYPE OF CRAP IS IN THIS PAGE -ZANGIEF SAYS- " I HAVE NO BRAIN"

FIRSTLY THERE IS
 STREETFIGHTER CRAP - CLICK HERE IF YOU'RE INTO SUPER HUMAN BEEF BOYS, AND BUSTY BABES BASHING THE   BIJEEBERS OUT OF EACH OTHER, ALSO CHECK OUT THE LATEST DIRT ON RYU AND KEN IN - DAN OF STREETFIGHTER'S GOSSIP COLUMN- AND WITNESS MR ED EAT GRASS!!  GOSSIP!!!!

OLD NEWS- BUT GOOD NEWS- CLICK HERE FOR MY PREVIOUS PEARLS OF WISDOM

 XENA VS Streetfighter  - CLICK HERE for UNLIMITED XENA VS STREETFIGHTER FUN!!!!! VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS- and now XENA Part2-XENA VS Streetfighter part2and also part 3XENA VS Streetfighter part3 FIGHT!

XENA VS Streetfighter bios-If you don't know the characters come here!!

 OTHER CRAP - IF YOU'RE INTO LISTENING TO ME RAMBLING ON ABOUT CRAP.
 

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE MAIN LOAD OF CRAP IS ABOUT BUT THERE STILL ALSO BE SECONDARY LOADS OF CRAP

THIS WILL INCLUDE

 XENA VS. STREETFIGHTER!!!!- READ AS THE CAST OF XENA TAKES ON THE HORDES OF STREETFIGHTER IN MORTAL KOMBAT!!(NB. Mortal Kombat is not a part of this)
There used to be warhammer link here- IF YOU'RE INTO warhammer CRAP THEN YOU REALLY NEED A BRAIN SURGEON - THEREFORE- THEORETICALLY THIS IS NOT A LINK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CLICK ON IT- WELL YOU CAN CLICK ON IT BUT YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE. here'S A TIP: TIRED OF WASTING MONEY ON ACID!!- BURN WARHAMMER FIGURES AND SMELL THE FUMES!!!woa dude!!

 LINX CRAP - HERE YOU WILL FIND ALL THE COOL LINKS THAT I FEEL CONTAIN ENOUGH CRAP - I MEAN GOOD STUFF- -SHUMA GORATH SAYS- Deadpool is a really good comic. The Avengers suck and so do I. I hope someone turns me into sashimi so I can eat myself
 

MMMM raw octopus. Mr ed likes seafood (Mr Ed likes hay as well, mmmmm hay mmmmmOH YEAH, BEFORE I FORGET, - ALTHOUGH HE DON'T KNOW THIS, I HAVE TAKEN THE STREETFIGHTER PICS THINGS FROM GOUKI'S PAGE OF WHATEVER- SO IF YOU'RE READING THIS GOUKI/ROLENTO-
THANX
 



 
  EMAIL ME!!!! TELL ME HOW CRAP THIS PAGE IS- dazman54@hotmail.com

                        I'M ON ICQ AS WELL!!! ICQ ME- MY UIN IS 2942939 I'm also at coolmandool@geocities.com

ALSO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK OR DIE!!!- ZANGIEF SAYS - SIGN IT OR I WILL SIT ON YOU!!!!!!, OR FIND OTHER STIMULATING METHODS OF BACKSIDE ACTIVITY, HUH, TOVARISCH , HOW ABOUT IT....

 ZANGIEF SAYS- GO HERE TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK

WELL NOW THAT ALL THAT IS OUT O' THE WAY, YOU ARE PROBABLY NO LONGER HERE
- OMEGA RED SAYS - .... SOMETHING IN RUSSIAN
 
 
 
 

PISS OFF NOW GO TO A LINK
- NECRO SAYS - I'M A BITCH , I'M A LOVER , I'M A SIN... OOPS WRONG SONG
                ...i'M A FREAK.....
 
 
 
 

OK
 

YOU'RE STILL HERE- WELL I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
SHHH! IT'S A XXX PIC- C'MON KIDS- GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT PAGE AND SATISFY YOUR RAGING TESTOSTERONE LEVELS
 
 
 
 

- URIEN SAYS- I'M A MONGY SHITHEAD WHOOPS- I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT- SHOULD I?!
                 THIS IS A WHOLESOME FAMILY PAGE RIGHT..... OH BOY I'M IN FOR IT NOW... NO MR ED.... NO!!!
 

- MR ED SAYS- NAY NAY!!

DUE TO THE FACT THAT URIEN IS NOW IN THREE DISTINCT SEPARATE PIECES, AND CAN ONLY EAT THROUGH A STRAW- HE DOES NOT REPLY
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

STILL HERE ARE YA
- SASQUATCH SAYS- I'M AS HORNY AS YOU ARE- I'M WAITING FOR MY XXX PIC
MR ED IS A HORNY HORSE AS WELL!! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

              XXX- HERE IS YOUR PIC

          YOU ARE THE  click here to see   SAD AND HORNY PERSON TO SEE THIS PIC


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