2. You beg *force* your boyfriend to bleach his hair blonde and grow it to his waist.
3. You print out pictures of Allen and put them on the front of your binder...
4. You draw pics of Allen all over your notebook at school and guys come up to you and say, 'why do you keep drawing that same blonde-haired chick thats on your binder...?
Are you gay...?
Bi?'
5. You get mad or absolutely pissed when someone mispells his name Alan, Allan, Alen...
6. ...and you kill them.
7. All your friends know you're obessed with Allen and Escaflowe and you don't care...
8. Or, you introduced Allen and Escaflowne to your friends and got them hooked too.
9. You listen to the Escaflowne soundtracks and imagine what Allen is doing at that same exact moment.
10. You tell people Allen is your boyfriend and show them his picture and you don't care if they laugh at you.
11. You write fanfics of Allen's life after Escaflowne and put yourself in the story.
12. You write fanfics of Allen's life after Escaflowne and make yourself the girl that he saves and hooks up with at the end.
13. You make a fansite for Allen and make a YKYLATMW section in it.
14. You think Hitomi is stupid for choosing stupid anorexic Van over intelligent and extremely fit Allen.
15. You have so many pictures of Allen in your files that your computer slows down and eventually crashes but you don't care...
16. people tell you to delete them...
17. someone actually deletes your Allen pics, they are mysteriously dead the next morning.
18. You sometimes wanna injure Allen with a crima claw *liquid metal shootie thing* purposely because:
#1. you love the way he looks when he's hurt.
#2. you wanna take care of your injured bishie.
19. You think Hitomi is stupid cuz she didn't go for Allen, but you're glad she didn't.
20. You wish that Allen would keep you safe in a birdcage.
21. You are attracted to any one named Allen -not Alan.
22. You freak out when you see a forget-me-not flower. *does not count if you're allergic...*
23. You want the Escaflowne character that is most like you to end up with Allen. *for me that'd be Eries*
24. You wish you were Marlene just so you could have Allen's child.
25. You wish for every other Allen-fan to die so you could be with him.
26. You call your best friend Gaddeth, even if she is a girl and looks nothing like him...
27. ...you cut her hair like Gaddeth's and dye it blue-black. *she kills you...*
28. You name all your pets Allen or Natal. *looks up at blue-gray parakeet... 'Hi, Natal!'*
29. You name all your kids Allen *girls too*...
30. your husband/boyfriend is confused...
31. or scared...
32. People ask you for vaction ideas and you tell them to visit Asturia...*note: there is a place in Spain called Asturias and it is a bit similar to Asturia in Escaflowne...* where you have a lost love...
33. You find an old guy with big scars across his face, named Balgus, to teach your now blonde and waist-long haired boyfriend how to fight with a sword...
34. You need to get a life because all you do is fix your Allen fansite and think of stupid things to put on the Y.K.Y.L.A.T.M.W. section...
That's all I have for now, email Nikka your ideas if you want them here.
I wanna go *home*!!!
