Quotes!

• I'm sorry. Its such a pretty boat.. SHIP
• Guard : I said no lies!
  Guard : I think he's telling the truth.
  Jack : Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe it even if he told it to you.
• Norrington : You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
  Jack : But you have heard of me.
• Will : You cheated.
  Jack : Pirate
• Will : I can get you out.
  Jack : How's that? The key ran off.
• Jack : Savvy?
• Jack : Scarlet!! *slap* Not sure I deserved that...
  Jack : Gissel!! *slap* I may have deserved that.
• Jack : Anna-Maria!! *slap*
  Will : Let me guess, you didn't deserve it?
  Jack : No, I deserved that one.
  Anna Maria : He stole my boat!!!
  Jack : Actually... *slap* Borrowed without permission, but with every intention on bringing it back.
  Anna Maria : But you DIDN'T!!
  Jack : You'll get another one.
  Will : A better one.
  Jack : A better one!
  Will : That one.
  Jack : Which one? THAT ONE!!? *smiles* Aight, that one!
• Mr. Gibbs : No sir, it's bad luck to bring a woman abord.
  Jack : It'd be far worse not to have her.
• Pintel : You're supposed to be dead!
  Jack : Am I not? *confused look & turns around*
• Jack : Pwolaoo... parsly... parseen... partner... parles...
  Ragetti : Parlay!?
  Jack : Thats the one! Parlay!! PARLEY!!
• Barbossa : How the blazes did you get off the island?
  Jack : When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
• Jack : STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!
• Barbossa : Why thank you Jack.
  Jack : You're welcome.
  Barbossa : No, not you. We named the monkey Jack
  Jack : *fake smile*
• Jack : No one, hes no one. A distant cousin of my aunt twice removed. Great singing voice though.
• "No!! NOT good!!! Stop! Not good! Our rum is gone!!!! (Elizabeth explains) Yes I know, but why is the rum gone?!!?!!"
• "Weddings. I Love weddings. DRINKS ALL AROUND!!"
• Some Guy:...impersonating the church of england...
  Jack:*laughs* oh ya *smiles*