- I'm sorry. Its such a pretty boat.. SHIP
- Guard : I said no lies!
Guard : I think he's telling the truth.
Jack : Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe it even if he told it to you.
- Norrington : You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack : But you have heard of me.
- Will : You cheated.
Jack : Pirate
- Will : I can get you out.
Jack : How's that? The key ran off.
- Jack : Savvy?
- Jack : Scarlet!! *slap* Not sure I deserved that...
Jack : Gissel!! *slap* I may have deserved that.
- Jack : Anna-Maria!! *slap*
Will : Let me guess, you didn't deserve it?
Jack : No, I deserved that one.
Anna Maria : He stole my boat!!!
Jack : Actually... *slap* Borrowed without permission, but with every intention on bringing it back.
Anna Maria : But you DIDN'T!!
Jack : You'll get another one.
Will : A better one.
Jack : A better one!
Will : That one.
Jack : Which one? THAT ONE!!? *smiles* Aight, that one!
- Mr. Gibbs : No sir, it's bad luck to bring a woman abord.
Jack : It'd be far worse not to have her.
- Pintel : You're supposed to be dead!
Jack : Am I not? *confused look & turns around*
- Jack : Pwolaoo... parsly... parseen... partner... parles...
Ragetti : Parlay!?
Jack : Thats the one! Parlay!! PARLEY!!
- Barbossa : How the blazes did you get off the island?
Jack : When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
- Jack : STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!
- Barbossa : Why thank you Jack.
Jack : You're welcome.
Barbossa : No, not you. We named the monkey Jack
Jack : *fake smile*
- Jack : No one, hes no one. A distant cousin of my aunt twice removed. Great singing voice though.
- "No!! NOT good!!! Stop! Not good! Our rum is gone!!!! (Elizabeth explains) Yes I know, but why is the rum gone?!!?!!"
- "Weddings. I Love weddings. DRINKS ALL AROUND!!"
- Some Guy:...impersonating the church of england...
Jack:*laughs* oh ya *smiles*