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The Guardian PDQ: episode guide
Season Three
Episode Title PDQ US air date
301 Carnival James is dead so Nick gets a hug. Suzanne Pell is the new social worker - she's pretty and gritty and wears cheap clothes in a cool way, not that Nick notices (yet) as they help a carnival boy whose mother won't protect him from the abusive owner. Burton invites the man he and Nick beat up to F&F for petit-fours, and makes him sign away all their troubles. Lulu wants to have her Chinese food and eat it too. She "more than cares" about Nick. He throws her out for being incomprehensible. Burton takes Shannon back, but first he asks Nick what he thinks of him as a father. The perfect moment to cut to a word from our sponsors, don't you think? I mean, who really wants to know Nick's answer to such a silly irrelevant question anyway? No one, that's who. We'd much rather learn that Shake 'n' Vac puts the freshness back and for everything else there's Mastercard.
NICK FIX 73%
23 Sep 2003
302 Big Coal Nick has a new colleague, spunky Sadie. His new client, a coal company, has a burning mine that's making people sick, including Petra who lives a miserable existence in a dead town with only Judge Judy and Jehovah's Witnesses for company. Nick gets a conscience about it. He'd make a great JW: he's got the suit, he's got the nice haircut, he remains unmoved by silly jokes, and he's got about as much joy in him as someone who believes the end of the world is nigh. Lulu wants to talk about things (well, mostly she wants to talk about sex). She wants closure and says sorry with a smirk. She's wearing a curtain and Nick wishes she wasn't, so he asks her back to his place so he can relieve her of it. This episode has the highest Nick Fix of all time! Everyone signs a lot of forms.
NICK FIX 99%
30 Sep 2003
303 The Line Alvin is feeling left out as the only man on the show who hasn't beaten someone to a pulp yet, so he takes some happy snaps of an LSP board member (without asking first!) and punches the guy when he objects. He gets fired. Lulu takes Alvin's job, gives Alvin a new job as a lowly lawyer, and tells Nick she's his boss now... which is strange because that's what she said two years ago, too. Nick's LSP client is a young prostitute with a hopeless future (like every LSP client). Nick's F&F client is about to take over dad's firm until someone plays the race card to generate a class action. Burton wants Nick to pick up his childhood stuff to make room for all the stuff he's buying Shannon. Nick doesn't want the stuff, but eventually agrees to collect it, as it might come in handy for future plot devices.
7 Oct 2003
304 The Father-Daughter Dance It's the end of an era as Nick says bye-bye to the broom closet. Lulu sends him to talk to a terminally ill mother in a hospice. Later she says sorry like she's apologising for taking his parking space. She won't give Alvin any work (payback time!) so he goes to the track and wins a lot of money. She consults with the community service guy about this personnel problem. A couple wants to sue a fertility clinic when their baby is born half-black. Nick uncovers the truth and it all ends in murder, jail, and foster care. Nick meets blind Samantha, who will go to a psych ward unless someone takes her in. Her druggie father tries hard and shares a secret handshake with Nick, but succumbs to the temptations of the Big City. Shannon is a dancing peanut.
14 Oct 2003
305 Shame The bank wants money from Burton. Burton wants money from Alex1. Gus2 wants money from Lulu. Lucas3 wants money from Jake. Gus thinks Lulu is a whore. Jed4 thinks the women in his club are insane. Lucas thinks Nick is not a real lawyer. Nick thinks Jake is gay. Jake thinks Alvin's slice will embarrass him. Nick interrupts Judge Damsen! Twice! In a pivotal scene, Lulu removes a carwash flyer from her windscreen. Lulu makes sure Nick knows that she was a 14-year-old cheerleader with a cute football boyfriend. Whoopee-do. Her dad did some non-descript all-purpose terrible things and that, like, explains everything. Bye-bye Sadie. You're too smart, too professional, and too tall.
1 Burton's client; 2 Lulu's dad; 3 Nick's client and Jake's boyfriend5; 4 Nick's client; 5 UNIVERSE COLLISION ALERT!
21 Oct 2003
306 Let's Spend the Night Together Nick represents a client who wants to stop his ex-wife moving to Boston with their son. Lulu's father pays her another visit and makes a business proposal. Nick asks Lulu to move in with him. 28 Oct 2003
307 Hazel Park Nick helps a former client who has hit on hard times when he's forced to clean up an inner-city park; Burton considers being a father again when Fallin & Fallin hosts an adoption day. 4 Nov 2003
308 Believe Nick and Lulu find out they're going to be parents. Nick tries to find a home for two children living with HIV. Lulu catches Jake in a gay men's club. 11 Nov 2003
309 Let God Sort 'Em Out Nick represents a teenager who wants to stay with his dying grandfather, even though they have been evicted from their home; Alvin meets an elderly addict who claims to have known his father. 25 Nov 2003
310 Swimming While Burton undergoes heart surgery, Nick must oversee a crucial case for the firm; Nick and Lulu temporarily take in Shannon; Nick and a social worker help a boy who was locked in a closet for disciplinary reasons at a teen boot camp. 16 Dec 2003
311 Legacy Nick must find a home for a child whose father has been charged with the shooting deaths of his boss and co-workers. Nick admits to Lulu that he has been seeing another woman behind her back and has started drinking again. 6 Jan 2004
312 Beautiful Blue Mystic Nick's relationship troubles drive him into a fit of drug abuse that eventually interferes with his work life. 13 Jan 2004
313 Amends Nick 'saves' Alvin when he drives him to work, sparing him from being involved in a horrific bus crash. F&F act for the bus company which faces multiple law suits as a result of the accident. Lulu and Suzanne must find a suitable placement for the orphaned son of a white supremacist. 27 Jan 2004
314 All is Mended Nick represents a young man with Downs Syndrome in relation to a probate matter. Jake applies to join the prestigious Riverbrook Country Club. A man whose wife is in a vegetative state is accused of sexually abusing one of his daughters. Kate Shaw throws a baby shower for Lulu. 10 Feb 2004
315 Without Consent Nick represents a teenage boy who refuses to return home when he discovers his mother is sleeping with his best friend. Jake is attacked and robbed by a man he picks up. 17 Feb 2004
316 Sparkle Foster parents want to give back their foster child, alleging that he is a threat to their new baby. Burton is concerned when he discovers Shannon has been posing for a fashion photographer. A new lawyer volunteering to work at Legal Services is hiding something. 24 Feb 2004
317 The Watchers When Shannon is kidnapped, Nick enters a dangerous underworld of prostitution and child pornography to save her. 2 Mar 2004
318 The Bachelor Party The Fallin & Fallin lawyers attend a company retreat. Lulu tries to help a former child prostitute who has run away from her shelter. Nick and Alvin attend a bachelor party in LA. 9 Mar 2004
319 Remember A spate of murders lead detectives to investigate a number of Alvin's cases and clients from several years ago. Nick represents a boy who is brutally attacked, but who claims he can't remember his attacker, even though all the evidence points to his father. 6 Apr 2004
320 The Vote Nick deals with a suicidal child who needs a placement while Alvin contemplates the afterlife. When Nick stymies an associate's chance at a partnership she sues F&F for sexual discrimination. 20 Apr 2004
321 Blood In, Blood Out As Nick nears the end of his community service hours, he represents two teenage boys held at a juvenile detention centre. Lulu plans her maternity leave while Alvin represents Taliek Allen in relation to his appeal against his death sentence for the murder of James. 27 Apr 2004
322 Antarctica Nick and Alvin race against time to have Taliek Allen's death sentence overturned. The birth of Nick and Lulu's baby forces them to decide on their future. 4 May 2004
Season Two
Episode Title PDQ US air date
201 Testimony Burton tracks down Mandy's mother and daughter, who have information that will get Nick out of jail. 24 Sep 2002
202 Monster Nick represents a boy who killed and raped his adoptive mother. He starts a relationship with Lulu's friend, Kim. 1 Oct 2002
203 The Dead A secret from Burton's past causes him to resign his federal judgeship. 8 Oct 2002
204 The Next Life Nick accompanies a boy to an adoption party. James quits Fallin & Fallin over a conflict of interest. 15 Oct 2002
205 Assuming the Position Nick's young client falls into a coma and Nick suspects the mother has been feeding him lead paint chips. 22 Oct 2002
206 The Living F&F's client is a mentally unstable businessman who hates lawyers. Nick tracks down a former LSP client so she can donate bone marrow to her dying brother. 29 Oct 2002
207 The Innocent Nick represents two girls who are about to be adopted, after their brother was killed by a dog due to their father's neglect. 12 Nov 2002
208 The Neighborhood Nick's retarded childhood friend seeks help getting his dog out of the pound. The daughter of Lulu's friend is murdered. 19 Nov 2002
209 The Dark Burton recuperates at Nick's house after eye surgery, while Nick covers his big deal at the firm. He tries to help Alvin who falls off the wagon after Levi's death. 26 Nov 2002
210 Sacrifice Nick's LSP client wants to give up her baby for adoption after she discovers she has Huntingtons. Nick represents the hospital where Brian's patient died. 10 Dec 2002
211 No Good Deed Nick's long-time client Jesse is shot at LSP. He defends Lulu after she gets into trouble for lying to the gunman. 17 Dec 2002
212 You Belong To Me Nick becomes obsessed with Lulu's safety when she becomes the victim of a stalker. Lulu represents an ex-child actor whose parents claim abuse. 7 Jan 2003
213 Ambition Nick and Burton butt heads over a young client looking to move into new directions. Lulu's mother hires Nick to help relocate her business to Pittsburgh. 21 Jan 2003
214 Understand Your Man Nick helps a transvestite in a child-custody case. Mary Gressler comes to work for Burton. 4 Feb 2003
215 Where You Are Nick's friend Rob wants to market a device for tracking children and uses Lulu's client, Dee. Jake and James go to arbitration over a case. 11 Feb 2003
216 The Weight Lulu asks Nick to take her place representing a terminally ill infant. Barbara is getting married to Evan, who wants the Fallins to help him save Mt Aire. 18 Feb 2003
217 The Intersection After the car crash, Brian and Caroline clash over Lulu's treatment. Nick represents the other victim's autistic son. 25 Feb 2003
218 My Aim Is True Nick has to find new homes for three children when a shelter closes down. Burton represents a young cop who shot Nick's former drug dealer. Nick is suspected of adding hours to his LSP timesheet. 18 Mar 2003
219 Back In The Ring Nick helps a boxer who wants custody of his son. Lulu returns to work and asks Jake to help with a case involving a cheerleader. Caroline faces the Grand Jury over business fraud allegations. 8 Apr 2003
220 What It Means To You Nick and Lulu are on opposite sides in a case involving a church. They start having sex in public places. Burton settles the case with Nick's drug dealer. Burton takes in Shannon after Mary dies. 22 Apr 2003
221 Burton & Ernie Jeremy attacks Shannon and is diagnosed with schizophrenia. Alvin catches Nick and Lulu having sex at LSP. They throw a dinner party. Jake invites Gretchen to his cabin. 29 Apr 2003
222 Sensitive Jackals Jake brings a criminal attorney to the firm. Nick and Burton oppose each other in a moot court. James realises his client Taliek is the man he beat up. Lulu goes for a job interview in CA. 6 May 2003
223 All the Rage Shannon's father returns and wants custody of her. Lulu gets the job in CA and Nick reveals his feelings for her. Taliek gets revenge on James. Burton and Nick beat up a stranger. 13 May 2003
Season One
Episode Title PDQ US air date
101 Pilot Nick represents Hunter Reed, whose father killed his mother, in a custody hearing. At F&A he arranges a deal with a dot.com company run by teenagers. 25 Sep 2001
102 Lolita A young girl claims her stepfather raped her, but Nick uncovers her ulterior motives. F&A represents Clayton Steel, which has gone into debt. 2 Oct 2001
103 Reunion Nick sues the pharmaceutical company responsible for Dr Reed's psychosis, on Hunter's behalf. He encourages Hunter to tell the truth on the stand. 9 Oct 2001
104 Men from the Boys Nick tries to help Ethan Ritter, who wants to be placed with a gay couple. He encourages Amanda to be first chair in a sexual harassment suit. 16 Oct 2001
105 Paternity Nick represents a boy in a wheelchair who will be sent to a home when his mother goes to jail. Nick's old friend Rachel wants to take over her father's company. 23 Oct 2001
106 Indian Summer Nick has a one-night stand with a girl who then claims to be 16, and who wants to stay with her sister when she's adopted. 30 Oct 2001
107 Feeding Frenzy Nick's client is accused of murdering a dealer, so he visits his old dealer to get information. 6 Nov 2001
108 Heart Nick becomes the guardian of Leslie Walker so that she can have a heart transplant. 20 Nov 2001
109 The Funnies F&A represents a company that wants to buy Bunny-Buddy. Nick helps Barbara's son, who's been arrested on a drugs charge. 27 Nov 2001
110 Loyalties Nick and Lulu represent an Arab-American man whose restaurant was vandalised. Kirk & McGee poaches F&A's associates, and Nick resigns. 11 Dec 2001
111 Home F&A negotiates a settlement for Hunter Reed, and Nick represents him in the custody case. He has an affair with Meghan Barstow. 18 Dec 2001
112 Causality During his first week at Kirk & McGee, Nick succumbs to drugs. He represents a father who is selling his company to his son, represented by Burton. 8 Jan 2002
113 Privilege Nick suspects that a suicide victim and her sister have been molested by their father, a client of F&A. 22 Jan 2002
114 Family Aunt Liz reveals she is dying of cancer. F&A helps her sell her advertising company. Nick helps her troubled son, Jeremy. 5 Feb 2002
115 In Loco Parentis Nick and Lulu represent a mother who wants her baby girl back, but they suspect she's using crack. Lulu reveals she has a boyfriend. 26 Feb 2002
116 Solidarity Nick represents a mother whose son wants to be emancipated. F&A represents the owner of a company whose employees are on strike. Nick's old girlfriend Minette returns, and Brian comes to town. 5 Mar 2002
117 The Divide Nick represents a boy who wants to prevent his younger brother from being adopted. 12 Mar 2002
118 Mothers of the Disappeared Nick represents a woman who wants to have her missing daughter declared legally dead. Judge Stanton dies, and Nick cares for his dog Bart. 26 Mar 2002
119 Lawyers, Guns, and Money Nick provides legal assistance to his probation officer and his girlfriend in trying to buy a strip club. Nick helps Brian out when he's arrested for solicitation. Nick represents an ex-con seeking visitation rights with his daughter. 9 Apr 2002
120 Shelter Nick and Lulu try to help a teenage couple keep their baby. Burton tells Nick he wants him to have the firm. Nick and Lulu make out. 7 May 2002
121 Chinese Wall Burton brings in Senator Caldwell to be the new senior partner. Nick assists Lulu to investigate when her grandmother breaks her leg in a nursing home. 14 May 2002
122 The Beginning Nick decides to leave F&A (now C&A), and form a new firm. The cop pressures Nick for assistance in finding Mandy. 21 May 2002

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