Star Wars Song Parodies
Bad, Bad Vader Man

A Parody of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce

Well, the South Side of the Empire is the baddest part of space,
And if you fly in there you better just beware of the man with the
plastic face.
Darth Vader's more than trouble, you see he's taller than six foot four;
All the rebel folk call him "Big Black Ugly", all the Troopers just
call him Lord.
(chorus) And he's bad, bad, Vader man, Lord of the Sith, got it all
in his hand; Yeah, when you hear him wheeze it can make your whole
soul freeze!
Now Solo was a gambler who with the Empire came to blows, Cause he
liked to shoot his blaster-beams in front of every Trooper's nose.
He got a custom-crafted starship, he got a furry Wookiee too, he got a
black laser-gun at his hip for fun... but there was nothing he could
do.
(chorus)
Cause that bad, bad Vader man Came to Bespin and he grabbed poor
Han; Boba Fett took Solo away, and Vader laughed and wheezed all
day.
And somewhere off on Dagobah, Luke, he had a dream; Heard about his
friends and was off to Bespin, so mad that he could scream.
Well, he found him old Lord Vader, and the trouble soon began, Cause
Skywalker, he learned a lesson 'bout messin with the sword of a Jedi
man!
(chorus)
Oh that bad, bad Vader man Came walkin in all dark and grand; Said
that he was Luke's dad... if it's true, that's oh so sad!
Well the two men took to fighting, and when Luke went sliding down,
A part of him stayed behind with Vader way up in that cloudy town.
(chorus)
He met bad bad Vader man.. Oh he was Luke's Dad, but he took
Luke's hand! You can watch him fly away, but you know he'll be back

some day.. Yeah, you can watch Vader fly away, but you know he'll
come back some day!



Boba Fett

A parody of "Barbara Ann" by The Beach Boys

Bo Bo Bo, Bo Bo Ba Fett
Bo Bo Bo, Bo Bo Ba Fett
Boba Fe eh et
Hes the best ye eh et
Boba Fe eh et
If you have a debt
You cant collect,
Call Boba Fett Fett Fett,
Call Boba Fett
-
Han dropped some spice
Which wasnt very nice
Then Jabba the Hutt
Said, I want Solos butt
Call Boba Fett Fett Fett
Call Boba Fett
-
When Vader ran the show
Fett said, I dont know
But it turned out all right
They put Han in carbonite For Boba Fett Fett Fett
For Boba Fett
-
Bo Bo Bo...etc...
-
Fett had Luke all wrapped
Til the lightsaber snapped
His gun was cut in two
There was nothing he could do
Poor Boba Fett Fett Fett
Poor Boba Fett
-
Then Solo got a hit
Knocked Fett in the sarlaac pit
There was nothing to be done
But he came back in DE one!
Hes Boba Fett Fett Fett
Hes Boba Fett!
-
Bo Bo Bo....etc....

- By Jeanne Mangum



Star Wars Land

A parody of  the theme to "Gilligan's Island"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a blonde-haired boy
That started on an old sand planet
And ended with a joy
-
The hero, son of the enemy
His friends were dangerous
They set across the galaxy
To fight for the Rebel Alliance
-
<lightsabers ignite and clash>
-
The battle started getting rough
The hero lost his hand
If not for the force and his dad's good side
Our hero would be damned, Our hero would be damned
-
The friends met later in a tall tree house
Somewhere called Endor
-
With
Luke Skywalker
Han Solo, too
Princess Leia
and Chewbacca,
C3PO,
Lando and R2D2
-
Here in Star Wars land.

- By Daniel Brock



The Beverly Star Wariors

A parody of the theme from the Beverly Hilbilies

Well come and listen to a story bout a boy named Luke
A poor moisture farmer, he's so good you wanna puke
And then one day he was cleaning up a 'droid
When out came a message from a little humanoid
Hologram that is
Princess Leia
Well the first thing you know ol' Luke's a Jedi Knight
He's flying through the stars givin' bad guys such a fright
He blew up a death star, killed the Emeperor and Vader
Then he got into a shuttle and he flew back to Ender
Endor that is
With an Accent
So it Rhymes with Vader
The Star Wars Trilogy!!! (Banjo begins)

- By Steven Brown



Jedi Wizard

A parody of Pinball Wizard from The Who's "Tommy". Main setting- A New Hope

Luke: Ever since I was a young boy
I've lived on Tatooine
from Anchorhead to Toschi
All of it I've seen.
Uncle treats me like a kid now
because I'm just a teen
R2 can tell you, that
3PO's just a big ween!

R2 ran away one day
to find a Jedi Knight.
We came across some Jawas
All killed in a fight.
They killed my family too,
those bastards just ain't right
Kenobi's on our side now
He will show them the light!

Yoda: He's a Jedi Wizard
He's got to use the Force
A Jedi Wizard
kicked some ass in the Clone Wars

Chewie: How do you think he does it?
Han: I don't care
Leia: What makes him so good?

Ben: I am the main distraction
so my friends can get away.
Even if Han doesn't like me
I still think he's okay.
Vader's getting close
looks scarier each day
Twisted-and- Evil Man
better know his Force or Pay!

Vader: When I left you,
I was but to learn,
Now I am the
Master over you (do tedoo, do tedoo)

Ben: Falcon's taken off now
Vader killed me dead
I'm just a ghost now,
I glow blue instead of red.
I can still give people orders
Luke hears me in his head.
He's flying down the trench now
Death Star's about to get fed!

- By Stephen Kozak



More than a Scoundrel

A parody of "More Than A Woman" by the Bee Gees from "Saturday Night Fever". Main Setting- Empire Strikes Back

Leia: Han, I've known you very well
You rescued me from my cell
You said I'd like it back inside
You couldn't get me if you tried

Suddenly we're on a world of ice
where the weather's anything but nice
That probe droid is out there still
Assault Walkers will shoot to kill

Here on the Falcon we could get away
Perhaps if I got out and pushed
And if they catch us now I know we will die
Oh just get us a way out of here, someday you'll be wrong
But when we get it on, I know we belong...Ohhhhh

More than a Scoundrel, More than a Scoundrel to me
More than a Scoundrel, More than a Scoundrel to me

Some ships have good rear shields
Your Falcon's not one of them
Attack position's not my thing
it's missionary or nothing

Reflecting how you tricked those guys
sticking to their blind spot
floating away with their trash,
Off to see Lando, a dude with cash.

This is Bespin, it's not right
3PO's been gone way too long
Vader's right here with Boba Fett behind
Oh, looks like we're the bait for a trap,
looks like we've been had
Now your frozen in carbonite
I'm really really sad (sad...I love you because you're)

More than a Scoundrel, More than a Scoundrel to me
repeat and fade...

- By Stephen Kozak



Rebel Nights

A parody of "Summer Nights" from "Grease." Main Setting- Return of the Jedi

Luke: Death Star Fighting, Dueling my dad
Vader: Death Star Fighting, the Dark Side is Bad
Luke: We faught once before, allowed me to land
Vader: We faught once before, I sliced off his hand
Both: Empire days, drifting away to ah, oh-ho Rebel nights

Rebels: oh well oh well oh well- tell me more, tell me more
Acbar: Is the shield down yet?
Imperials: tell me more, tell me more
Officer: we fight good, wanna bet?
do doot (ah ha), etc.

Luke: Obi-Wan lied, said dad was dead
Vader: He seeked me out, like Emporor said
Luke: I will not turn, wasting their time
Vader: Look at my mask, shines like a dime
Both: Jedi war, open the door to ah oh-ho Rebel nights

Imperials: oh well oh well oh well- tell me more, tell me more
Stormtrooper: Is my armor a sight? ;)
Rebels: tell me more, tell me more
Leia: Why's my outfit so tight?

Luke: I refuse to fight, hide in the dark
Vader: Pissing you off, hitting the mark
Luke: Leave my sister, out of this!
Vader: Why deny her, Dark Side bliss?
Both: Family thing, Yoda can't sing, to ah oh-ho Rebel nights

Rebels: tell me more, tell me more
Yoda: Sing I will, for you now!
Imperials: tell me more, tell me more
Biker Scout: Too many trees here....OWWWW!!!!

Luke: Vader's down, cut off his hand
Vader: Poetic justice, gritty like sand
Luke: Emperor's on me, electricity
Vader: I hurt like hell, better him than me
Both: Evil heat, has to be beat, to ah oh-ho rebel nights

Imperials: tell me more, tell me more
Petit: Shields are gone, this is the end
Rebels: tell me more, tell me more
Lando: Fire's coming up my rear end

Break to slow groove

Luke: There was good, in dad afterall
Vader: My boss is dead, huge fireball
Luke: Now I am, a Jedi Knight
Vader: Tell your sister, you where right
Both: Family dreams, fixed at the seams, but....Ohhh!!! Those rebel....ni-hights!!!!
Cast: (Tell me more, tell me more, tell me more!)

- By Stephen Kozak


Dark Side Paradise

A parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio as sung by Darth Vader

As I walk through the trench in the big star of death
I take a look at my fleet and realize there's not much left.
Cause I've been killin' and bringin' such fear that
even the Emperor wonders if my feelings are clear.
I ain't never killed a man unless he deserved it,
treatin' me like a punk, you know that's unheard of.
Better watch how your talkin' and watch the Falcon,
or you and your troopers will be lyin' and chokin'
I really hate to ask cause I really know
As they choke I clench my fist and the Forces flow, fool.
I'm the evil guy the little troopers want to be like
in my dome day and night meditatin' for the future fight.

I've been spending most my life
livin' in this Dark Side paradise.
Used to be a normal guy
till I found this Dark Side paradise.
My grip is like a vise
livin' in this Dark Side paradise.
You buy, you pay my price
since I'm in this Dark Side paradise.

I have this situation, I have to face it
Luke can't live a normal life, he was raise out of state.
So now I'm goin' down with my weapon-ry
cause that halo-vision watchin' has me chasin' he.
I'm a dedicated man with ruler ship on my mind.
Got my saber in my hand and power in my eye.
I'm a tall, dark, lord, standin' in a hanger
and the Forceflows around so don't arouse my anger, fool.
I can feel Luke now, he's just a couple feet away.
"Convert me now don't make me die,"
that's all he has to say.
If he's 23 now will he live till he's 24?
If he becomes too stubborn, I don't know.

Take my hand now, Luke and try to see
that together we can rule the Galaxy

We can spend both our lives
livin' in this Dark Side paradise.
Would you please take my advise
and turn to this Dark Side paradise.
I think it would be nice
if you join this Dark Side paradise.
Or I'll kill you with laser light
keepin' this a Dark Side paradise.

Power in the Force, the Dark Side has more power.
Try it and you'll feel it, you'll make others cower.
You think you have the Force?
You think you have the Power?
Join me and I'll show you how weak you really are.
You say you want to learn,
that's why I'm here to teach thee.
If you decide to refuse,
then the Emperor will reach thee.
I guess he can't, I guess he won't, I guess he'll jump.
That's how I know I just ran out of luck, fool.

I'm still the only guy
livin' in this Dark Side paradise.
I really don't want Luke to die
he'll live in this Dark Side paradise.
Next time he'll see the light
and turn to this Dark Side paradise.
If he won't I'll have to fight
he won't live this Dark Side paradise.

I can tell you now, it is your destiny
that you and I rule the Galaxy.
Maybe sometime someday you'll know and see,
you can come to complete your destiny.

- By Jason Koedyker



Born On Tatooine

A parody of "Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen

Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when the empire came to town
End up like a bantha that's been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born On Tatooine
I was Born On Tatooine
I was Born On Tattoine
Born On Tattoine

Got in a little Mos Eisly jam
So they put a trooper's rifle in my hand
Sent me off to Death Star land
With a Wookie and some guy named Han

Born On Tatooine
I was Born On Tatooine
I was Born On Tattoine
I was Born On Tattoine
Born On Tattoine

Come back home in the third movie
Bib Fortuna said, "Me chadde su goodie"
Went down to see the fat man
Jabba said something I couldn't understand

Had a sister in the rebels
I kissed her in 'Empire', it was wrong
I was surpirsed, she slipped me the tongue
She had a robot, his name was R2
I wonder if she slipped it to him and Threepio too

Down in the shadow of the cantina in Mos Eisley
Out by the shifting sands of the Dune Sea
I'm ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run, nowhere to go

Born On Tatooine
I was Born On Tatooine
Born On Tattoine
I'm a long gone Jedi, on Tatooine
Born On Tatooine
Born On Tatooine
Born On Tattoine
I'm a whining, no good Jedi, on Tatooine

- By Jonathan Davis



Rebel Days

A parody of "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen

I had a friend was a big spice smuggler
For Jabba the Hutt
He could run that spice right by you
Make you like like a Ughnaught
Saw him the other night at this cantina
I was walking in and he was walking out
We went back inside, sat down, had a few drinks
But all we kept talking about was...

Rebel Days
Well they'll pass you by
Rebel Days
In the wink of Leia's eyes
Rebel Days, Rebel Days

There's this girl, a rebel princess
In the holo she sure turned my head
Me and Han freed her from the Death Star
We all nearly ended up dead
Her and her husband, Han, well they hooked up
Guess its years gone by now
They just sit around talking about the Rebellion
She says when she feels like crying
She starts laughing, thinking about

Rebel Days
Well they'll pass you by
Rebel Days
In the wink of Leia's eyes
Rebel Days, Rebel Days

Think I'm going down to the cantina tonite
And I'm gonna drink till I get ill
And I hope that I'll never become half as wrinkled as Yoda
But I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back, trying to train a couple of Jedi Knights
But time slips away and leaves you with nothing, mister
But boring stories of...

Rebel Days
Well they'll pass you by
Rebel Days
In the wink of Leia's eyes
Rebel Days, Rebel Days

- By Jonathan Davis



Tatooine

A parody "Vasoline" by The Stone Temple Pilots

One time a thing occured to me
Do I hear a distant Sandperson's wail?
Rode my landspeeder all the way home

It isnt you, isn't me
Too much sand blowing, I can't see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere on Tatooine

I want to apply to the academy
But Uncle Owen won't let me sail
Looks like I'm stuck on this rock alone
Banthas on Tatooine we are
Sometimes it blows my mind
Owen is on my back all the time

It isnt you, isn't me
Too much sand blowing, I can't see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere on Tatooine

You'll see desert and you'll see 2 suns rise
You'll meet hermits who are wise and you will

Banthas on Tatooine we are
Sometimes it blows my mind
Owen is on my back all the time

It isnt you, isn't me
Too much sand blowing, I can't see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere on Tatooine

- By Jonathan Davis



Lighting Crashes

A parody of "Lightning Crashes" By Live

Lightning crashes, Luke Skywalker cries
His limp body falls to the floor
He opens his eyes
The confusion sets in
Before Palpatine shocks him with more

Lightning crashes, Luke Skywalker whines
His body spasms on the floor
The rebel closes his eyes
The confusion that was his
Belongs now to Vader, who is so tall

Oh now feel it comin' back again
The rollin' power, stronger then the mightiest wind
The force flowing from the center of the Dark Side again
I can feel it

Lightning crashes, a Sith Lord cries
Vader throws the Emperor down the Death Star's core
Vader looks at Luke with his own eyes
Pale blue colored iris, completes the circle
And puts the Dark Side out to die, die

Oh now feel it comin' back again
The rollin' power, stronger then the mightiest wind
The good flowing from the center of the Light Side again
I can feel it
I can feel it

Oh I can feel it comin' back again
The rollin' power, stronger then the mightiest wind
The good flowing from the center of the Light Side again
I can feel it
I can feel it
(REPEAT)



Hey, Artoo DeeTwo

A parody of "Scooby Dooby, Doo"

Hey R2D2, where are you?
We've got some work to do now
Hey R2D2, where are you

We need some help from you now

Hey R2D2, I see you
Stuck in that swamp river
You're not fooling me, cause we have to see
That the Death Star plans are delivered

You know we've got an emporer to stop, So hey R2 get ready for your act (don't hold back)
Because you know if you come through, You're gonna get a fresh new power pack

Hey R2D2, where are you?
We've got some work for you now
Hey R2D2, where are you
We need some help from you now

Oh R2D2, I see you
You're ready and you're willin'
If we can count on you, R2D2
I know we'll stop that villain....
I know we'll stop that villain...
I know we'll stop that villain...

- By dave Phillips



Untitled

A parody of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts

So now one told you life was gonna be this way...
You lost your hand, and Darth's your dad, your family's DOA
You think about your life, does no one care?
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, nor even your year, but...
I'll be there for you (the rain on Dagobah did pour)
I'll be there for you (and you saved Yavin 4)
I'll be there for you (your faithful droid, R2)

- By Lawrence Chu


Luke and Yoda on Dagobah

A parody of "My Generation" by The Who

YODA (speaking)
How you get so big eating food of this kind?

LUKE (singing)
Don't you try to put me down
(please don't touch my Jedi-rations)
Cause' you're the one who's small and brown
(don't you touch my Jedi-rations)
This slimy swamp is awful cold
(I'm talking about my Jedi-rations)
I hope I die before I'm 900 years old)
(talking 'bout my Jedi-rations)

Those are my Jedi-rations,
They're my Jedi-rations, Yoda

Why don't you just f-fade away
(talking 'bout my Jedi-rations)
Stop trying to take my stuff a-way
(talking 'bout my Jedi-rations)
I'm not trying to cause no big s-sensation
(talking 'bout my Jedi-rations)
I'm just talking about my J-Jedi-rations
(talking 'bout my Jedi-rations)

My Jedi-rations!
They're my Jedi-rations, Yoda

My my my Jedi-rations
My my my my Jedi-rations!

- By Randy Froese



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