Star Wars Song Parodies 
Mos Eisley

A Prody of "China Grove" by The Doobie Brothers

When two suns come up on a sleepy space port on the planet Tatooine,
and the Jawas are rising for another day round about their home.
The creatures of the town are strange,
Most are runnin' from where they came.

Well, you're talkin' 'bout Mos Eisley! Whoooa! Whoa! Whoa! Mos Eisley!

The smugglers and the troopers love their cantina,
There are no droids allowed.
When the blasters get to flyin',
The bar-tender starts a cryin',
And arms go flyin' down.
Say the cantina's insane, Crazy Old Ben again.

We're talkin 'bout Mos Eisley! Whoooa! Whoa! Whoa! Mos Eisley!

Every day there's a new bounty coming,
As well as one's that are overdue.
There's plenty of fights and shoot outs goin' on,
You can even hear the blasters at night.
And though it's a part of the Empire, People don't seem to care.
They're just some smugglers lookin' for a steal.
(Figrin D'an jams with electric guitar)

Talkin' 'bout Mos Eisley! Whoooa! Whoa! Whoa! Mos Eisley!

- By J. P. Henderson


Untitled

A parody of "The Adams Family"

their black and their crummy
their designer was a dummy
even the pilot suits look funny
The tie fighters.. ..... ... .. ....

their wings are made of cardboard
their no faster then a grav(=surf)board
you can see only forvard
The tie fighters

they forgot to ad the shields
and the pilots no skill wield
and no hyperdrive of course
The Tie Fighters

- By Jukka Salonen:



Corellian

A parody of "Unforgiven" by Metallica

A farmboy and old man,
They come and meet with me,
To get to Alderaan.
I up the price quickly.
With a wookiee and two droids,
We go to hyperspace.
But unfortunately,
Alderaan's all over the place, yeah it was done
Ooooh, cause Tarkin shot the gun.
My money's gone away,
The Empire's gonna paaaaay...

What Ben felt, I don't know.
Stupid droids made Chewie moan.
Never get my money,
I just want fair payment.
Jabba put bounties on my head
If I don't pay then I'll be dead!
Gotta free, princess with money...
I'm a greedy Corellian.

Jedis dedicate their lives,
To truth and morality.
I just laugh at them all,
and exploit their money!
Of all the things I've seen,
Nothing makes me believe,
That one powerful force
Controls my destiny, no no it can't.
Oh, maybe on coruscant.
But it can't control me...
How powerful can it be?

Boba Fett, had I known...
I left Jabba's cash at home!
Let me free, I'll pay the fee.
Don't let me be frozen.
Anakin, you'll never win,
Cause your name ryhmes with Mannequin!
Leia'll be, saving me,
I'm a frozen Corellian.

You've frozen me, and I'll get back...
I'll throw you to the Sarlacc!
By accident, Fett'll be
Digested for 1,000 years!
Jabba, yell "bo shuda!" in vain,
As my girlfriend strangles you with a chain.
Hey Chewie, it's just me,
I'm a lucky Corelliaaan, wo-oh-oh.

And I still got money!
Damn I'm one smooth Corellian.

In these movies I never pee,
I'm a constipated Corellian.

Ewoks live in a tree(?)
They don't like that I'm Corellian.

I even hate snakes as Indy,
I'm an overworked Corellian.

- By Craig Napoli



Dagogah's Not Home

A parody of "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica

In the swamp I nearly died,
I was stripped of all my pride.
In Yoda I did confide,
I won't go to the Dark Side, you can trust in me.

My X-Wing sank to its grave,
Only R-2 did I save.
Yoda told me I'll be afraid...
Biggs died, Wedge ran, Han helped, Vader lived,
Chalk one Death Star kill.

And I'll read your mind anywhere,
Kick your sorry behind anywhere,
Now I hallucinate everywhere,
Dagobah's not home...Yoda's 900 years old, da-amn.

Now my X-Wing's gone, I fear.
I guess that I am stuck here.
In the Jedi ways I've grown,
Yoda says "Lift it, don't moan", I say "I'll try."

And Yoda snaps "No!" at me.
Then he says "Do...", it's raspy.
"or do not there is no try."
Jedi, Rebel, Moaner, Farmboy.
That is why you fail...yeah you fail.

And the Darkside Cave, evil's bed,
Need no weapons, that's what Yoda said.
Fought myself and cut off my head.
Dagobah's not home...just too many vines and stones.

And my friends are being trapped elsewhere,
Han's in carbonite.
And I think I'll get out of here.
Dagobah's not home...Yoda doesn't want me to go.

Now my friends are safe, everywhere.
Vader is my dad.
My long-lost sister Leia's there
Dagobah's not home, Yoda's as old as Bob Dole!

Lost my hand to the bone,
And now I'm pissed but still not home.

Dagobah's not home.
(repeat)

- By Craig Napoli



Yoda Never Knows

A parody of "Tomorrow Never Knows" by the Beatles As sung by Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back to Luke Skywalker

Let go of your mind and relax into the force,
I am a Jedi, I am a Jedi,

Lay down you weapons, I mean you no harm,
I am a Jedi, I am a Jedi,

Remember it is do or do not there is no try
I am a Jedi, I am a Jedi,

Must I remind you that size matters not,
Start believing, Start believing,

you don't believe that is why you fail
Start believing, Start believing,

Leia and Han will be fine in your dreams,
do not leave, do not leave,

If go I can't you not,
go face Vader, go face Vader,
go face Vader, go face Vader,
go face Vader

I am a Jedi
By: Mina Skywalker
As Sung by Luke Skywalker
To the tune of I am The Walrus by the Beatles

I hate him, and he hates me, we hate each other and we are in agreement,
but he is my dad and I should love him but he is evil
I'm crying

Sitting on Bespin with only one hand
Where is Leia and her smuggler guy?
Man, I've stupid to leave Yoda now
I am a Rebel, he is an Imperial, I am a Jedi, Goo Goo Gajoob!

Mister Kenobi, my friend Kenobi, pretty Kenobi standing with 3P0
See how I fight my pop with my lightsaber
see isn't it cool?
I'm fighting
I'm fighting
I'm fighting
I'm fighting

Word ridden filth, that Jabba the hutt
Eating up some frog thing, ponographic princess, boy my sister is one hot babe
I'm a Rebel, she is a Rebel, I'm a Jedi, Goo Goo Gajoob!

Sitting on Tatooine, soaking up some ray
if the suns don't come your on the wrong planet
I'm a Rebel, and a farmboy, I am a Jedi, goo goo gajoob, ga goo goo gajoob

Death Star Plans with the Rebels
while I'm fighting with dad- ad- ad
Can't you see how he loves me
See how he doesn't kill me fast
we're fighting

Lightsaber hitting
and the Emperor laughing
I am Jedi like my daddy
and I've kissed my sister french
I am Rebel, he now good, I am a Jedi Goo Goo Gajoob
! Goo goo gajoob goo goo gajoob goo goo gajoob goo Jedi Jedi Jedi Jedi Jedi Jedi Jedi!!!

- By Mina Skywalker



A Long Time Ago, and Far Away

A parody of "All For Love" by Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting.

When Leia was captures, she sent Artoo with a message.
TO Obi-Wan, He came with Luke to save her.
They came with Han in the Falcon,
They all escaped, but Ben had died.

When the Death Star came, to destroy Yavin four
The rebels fought, to keep their dream alive
In the end it was Luke
who blew th Death Star out of the sky.

Chorus:
A long time ago, and far away.
An emperor ruled over the galaxy, he killed the Jedi
A long time ago, and far away.
The rebels had to fight, for the side of light.
A long time ago, and far away.

Then Vader sent bounty hunters for them.
And they fled, to Lando for safty.
Luke trained with Master Yoda
Luke lost his hand to save his friends.

Chorus:
They saved Han from Jabba
and took out his whole palace.
Luke learned about his past.
And fought the emperor.
While Han and Leia got help on Endor.
The Emperor died with the death star

A long time ago, and far away
An Emperor ruled the galaxy, he killed the jedi.
A long time ago, and far away.
The rebels had to fight, for the side of right.
The Emperor had died, Darth Vader had died.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away.

- By Sara Drucker



Don't Cry For Me Alderaan

A parody of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" as sung by Princess Leia

It wasn't easy, I thought it strange
That Tarkin could see through my lies.
You don't believe me.
All that you see is a girl you once knew,
Although her hairdo has changed
And she's feeling sorry for you.

I had to let it happen, the only way
To save all those poor rebel worlds,
Those poor Outer Rim worlds so out of it all.
So I let him destroy you.
I saw through my tears your fiery death,
But you will blame me for his crime.
I've come to expect it of you.

Don't cry for me Alderaan.
The truth is, I won't forget you.
Thorough all adventures, through love and slaughter,
I kept you with me,
My son, my daughter.

And as for fortune, and as for fame,
That wasn't at all what I sought.
I only thought for the good of us all.
It was a gamble.
I'm sorry I failed but I just had to try.
I wish you were hear with me now.
I'm sorry I told him that lie.

Don't cry for me Alderaan....

(Leia breaks down into tears, the ghosts of the people of Alderaan appear to comfort her and take up her song.)

Don't cry for me Alderaan,
The truth is I won't forget you.
Through all adventures, through love and slaughter,
I kept you with me,
My son, my daughter.

Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every word is true.

- By Kimberly Lugar



Darth Vader

A parody of "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel.

Oh, Darth Vader your crushing my neck
your shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Darth Vader Iím down on my knees,
Iím begginí you please to let go.

Oh, Darth Vader, your crushing my neck
your shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Darth Vader Iím down on my knees,
Iím begginí you please to let go.
Oh, let go.

Doiní jobs in the afternoon
for Darth Vader,circling distant moons.
Denying the hidden base,
now I realize
it was just to save face

Oh, Darth Vader, your crushing my neck
your shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Darth Vader Iím down on my knees,
Iím begginí you please to let go.

flyiní ships in the afternoon
for Darth Vader, I jump out too soon,
Too close to the secret post
and now Captian Piett
looks like Heís seen a ghost

Oh, tarnation!
I messed up again
Iím down on the deck and Iím choking

Oh, tarnation!
I messed up again
Iím down on the deck and Iím choking

- By TheGonets@worldnet.att.net



Till I Hear It From You

A parody of  "Till I Hear it From You" by the Gin Blossoms

I asked but they didn't tell me
The truth about my past.
They all said my fater had perished.

Chorus
Now Yoda I feel just like a fool.
I used to think my father was so cool
till I heard the truth from you.

Owen said he died as a pilot.
I thought that was true.
Ben had said Vader had killed him.

Chorus:

I was given his lightsaber.
started training in the force.
to be like him was what I thought.
Till I heard it from you.

Now I have to fight him.
Can't step around it.
I have to try and save him

Chorus:

- By sara drucker



I'm Too Evil

A parody of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

VADER:
I'm too evil for you son too evil for you son
I'm going to make you join me

I'm too evil for my shirt too evil for my shirt
So evil it hurts
And I'm too evil for Bespin too evil for Bespin
Endor and Alderaan
And I'm too evil for your rebels
Too evil for your rebels
No way they'll get that shield down

LUKE:
I'm a jedi you know what I mean
And I do my little flip on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little flip on the catwalk

VADER:
I'm too evil for my cape too evil for my cape
Too evil to let you escape
And I'm too evil for my hat
Too evil for my hat what do you think about that

LUKE:
I'm a jedi you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I swing my lightsaber on the catwalk

VADER:
I'm too evil for my too evil for my too evil for my...

LUKE:
I'm a jedi you know what I mean
And I do my little jump on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I swing my lightsaber on the catwalk

VADER:
I'm too evil for my helmet too evil for my helmet
My shiny black shiny shiny helmet
I'm too evil for you son too evil for you son
I'm going to make you join me

And I'm too evil for this song

- By Randy Froese



Yoda on My Back

A parody of "Burden in my hand" by Soundgarden as sung by master Yoda

Follow me into Dagobah
as doubtful as you are
lift some rocks,n, feel the force
and fight a floating ball
Cause down below
destiny is lying beneath the muckfilled bed
so test yourself and test the power
that flows right near youre head

Oh no Hes not far
Out in the fogshine, the fog is mine

I slashed my son today, would you join me?
I lost my hand again, would you shoot for me?
I stood there in the black, Just a yoda on my back
I lost my hand again, would you whine for me?

Close your etes and use your head
I need a little help from thee
Cause light is wrong and darks for everyone
Who isnt me
Learn the force, Learn control
and unlearn everything you learned
If youre ready, you cant't call on Old Ben
so suffer with his ghost

Just a Yoda on my back
Just a saber on my belt
Just some hair on my ears
And I dont like Darth

- By Henry Upton



Payin' Jedi

A parody of "Stayin' Alive"

Luke:Well you can tell by the way that I hang my
hand I'm a cyborged man, oh yes I am
You can see my sabers bare I give all I can, I give
all I can
I give all I can, yes I do but I teach a JUW(Jedi
Univercity for Women)
Ya outta' see my princess shes over by my big X-
Wing

Chourus:Whether your a Imp or whether your a Rebel
your payin' Jedi, Payin' Jedi
Big city spender or little Jawa squenger your
payin' Jedi, Payin' Jedi,
Ah ah ah ah payin' Jedi, payin' Jedi
Ah ah ah ah payin' Jediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You'd better pay theeemmm, and don't belay theeemmm
Payin' Jedi!!!!

Luke:Well I once met this guy named Obi-Wan
Told him I wanted to fight, told 'im I wasn't
liein', he said
'Oh ya better watch what yer tryin' or you may find
yourself a fryin, ya better check yer own heart an
give yourself a brand new start',

Chourus

Ackbar:Well when I give to the ones who are really
fine 'cause it's not mine, no it's not mine
Vader wants to make me think I want every dime,
every dime, but my Jedi say 'ya have recived, ya
did not need the Saturn V, we only met to do your
best and we'll see that your truly blessed'

Chourus(dying away)

- By David Skeen



Let's Blow the Whole Thing Up

A parody of "Let's call the whole thing off" by Harry Connick, Jr.

You say "Jabba," I say "JObba"
You say "Buba," I say "BOba"
Jabba, JObba, Buba, BOba
Let's blow the whole thing up

You say "X-wing," I say "B-wing"
You say "A-wing," I say "That thing"
Oh, let's blow the whole thing up

Oh, if we blow the whole thing up, we must part
and oh, if we ever part that would puncture my heart

I say "Star Wars," You say "Str Wrs"
I'm not gonna stop watching Star Wars just 'cause you say "Str Wrs"
Let's blow the whole thing up

** INSTRUMENTAL **

Oh, if blow the whole thing up, we must part
and if we ever part that would break my heart

So, I say "LUcas," you say "Luckas"
Pepper, what's the problem?
For we know we need each other
So, we'd better call the blowing up off

Oh, let's
(blow it up!)
Let's
(blow it up!)
I'm talkin' baby why
(blow it up!)
*A Darthin' dotin' day
(blow it up!)
dubbie Falcon yea
(blow it up!)
Boba Fettn' dooo
(blow it up!)
Oh, let's blow the whole thing up!

*scat: Slang n. A type of Jazz singing in which meaningless syllables are improvised on the melody.

- By Deborah Edlund



Hey Han, Nice Shot

A parody of "Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter as sung by Luke at the celebration at the end of ANH.

The first day that I met you
Was a bar in Anchorhead
Got backed into a corner
But then shot a Rodian dead

They think that Greedo's ending
Wasn't best.

But you threw some coins to the barkeep
And said "Sorry about the mess"

That's why I say hey Han, nice shot.
What a good shot Han.
That's why I say hey Han, nice shot.
What a good shot Han.

A man, has gun.
Hey Han, have fun- NICE SHOT!

Flyin' in the Death Star
With Darth on my backside.
My squadron's blown to pieces
For a target two meters wide.

You fired Darth off course
So I was all alone.
Blasted two proton torpedoes
Blew that thing and then we all went home.

That's why I say hey Han, nice shot.
What a good shot Han.
That's why I say hey Han, nice shot.
What a good shot Han.

A man, has gun.
Hey Han, have fun- oh, NICE SHOT HAN!

I'm sure glad I met you
I'm sure glad I met you
I'm sure glad I met you
I'm sure glad I met you and Chewie too.
I say Nice Shot.

- By Matrix Comstar



When the Antenna Breaks

A parody of "When The Levee Breaks' by Led Zeppelin as sung by Luke while hanging under Cloud City

If I don't get rescued, this antenna's goin' to break
If I don't get rescued, this antenna's goin' to break
When the antenna breaks, it sure is a long way down

Mean old Vader went and cut off my hand
And that bounty hunter took away my friend Han
It's got what it takes to make a farmboy wish he'd stayed home
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to help your friends
And everything just turns out wrong?
And then I find out
that Darth Vader's my dad
Why didn't you tell me, Obi-Wan?

Ben won't help me, Yoda won't do me no good
Now, Ben won't help me, Yoda won't do me no good
When this antenna breaks, it sure is a long way down

All I can do is hang on this antenna and moan
All I can do is hang on this antenna and moan
Callin' out to Leia to come and take me home
Here it comes, Here comes the Falcon
Here it comes
Here comes the Falcon
I'm Going down, going down now, going down...

 - by Randy Froese



Rebels on the Wall

A parody of "Flowers on the Wall" by The Statler Brothers

Vader:

You keep saying you're concerned about my dark sideness
But all that thought you're giving me is useless at best.
If I were swinging your saber I wouldn't worry though,
Soon you'll turn and rule the galaxy over all.
Shooting Rebels off the wall, it doesn't bother me at all,
Choking officers till dawn, with the Force, not a gun,
Finding Luke and listening to Emperor Palpatine,
Now just join me, you're already mine.

Luke:

Last night I dressed in black pretended I was a Jedi on the town
As long as I can fight it's hard to slow my 'saber down.
So please don't tell me that, it's not a good line,
You can never turn me, I'm really doing fine.
Shooting Imps off the wall, it doesn't bother me at all.
Flying X-Wings till dawn, with a squad or one on one.
Fighting with Han and Lando too,
Now don't try that, I'll never join you.

Palpatine:

It's good to kill you, don't ya think? I know it feels all right,
Anyway I know you're not accustomed to this light,
And you're not accustomed to the Dark Side heat,
So I must zap you in this room and make my day complete.
Zapping Jedi off the wall, it don't bother me at all.
Plotting with Xizor till dawn, mourning the Death Star One.
Being thrown down the shaft, I'll get you!
Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do.
Don't tell me, I've nothing to do.

- By Jim Fisher



Untitled

A parody of the Flintstones theme

Jedi! Meet the Jedi!
They're the Old Republic Protectoooooooooooors!
Then a-long came Vader
Who started killing Jedi by the scores!

May-be, someday Luke will win the fight
And bring the, Jedi back from their dark night
When your, with the Jedi,
You'll have a non-ysalimir time
A have no fear time
You'll have a gaaaaayyyyy ooooooooold tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

Solos! Meet the Solos!
They're the New Republic Family!
From the Planet Coruscant
They're a page right out of History!

May-be, someday Han will win the fight
And the, twins will stay down for the night!
When you're with the Solos
You'll have a good old boy and girl time
A save the world time
You'll have a gaaaayyyy ooooold TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

- By Dave Phillips



Friends with white-helmeted Faces

A parody of "Friends in low places" by Garth Brooks as sung by Darth Vader when Han, Leia, Chewie, and Lando meet him by surprise "for refreshments" in Cloud City in ESB.

Blame it all on your pack, I showed up in black,
And ruined your Bespin affair.
You trusted Lando, nowhere can you go,
He sold you out on a deal that's unfair!
And I saw the surprise, and the fear in your eyes
With the Dark Side I pulled in your gun.
I'll toast all of you, cause soon Luke will be thru
And now the Rebellion is done!

Chorus:
Cause I got friends with white-helmeted faces
With big blaster rifles and armor-shelled cases.
Got nothing to say? Well, that's okay!
Yeah, I'm not big on Senatorial graces,
But I'm protected by my TIE fighter aces!
Yeah, I got friends with white-helmeted faces.

Hey Han, there is Fett, you'll be shipped cold and wet
And delivered to Jabba the Hutt.
Leia, you'll be gone, just like Alderaan
If you don't keep your mouth shut!
Chewie, your ears, a ringing you'll hear
You'll be crying and let out a squeal.
And Lando you swine, don't feed me your lines
Pray I don't alter further this deal!

Repeat Chorus to end

- By Matrix Comstar 



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