Star Wars Parodies to the tune of
The Presidents of the United States songs 
Moisture
As sung by Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (Peaches)

*The video: Owen and Beru are in their moisture farm, with drums and guitars.*

I'm moving to Tatooine
Gonna raise a lotta moisture
Movin' to Tatooine
Gonna raise me a lotta moisture
(repeat 2X)

Moisture comes from the ground
To get it out I drill around
With my droids always breaking down
And if I had my little way
I'd farm moisture every day
Sun-scorched planet with no shade.

(Refrain)

I took a little nap under the mist
Saw Luke was gone and shook my fist
And dreamed about Beru, woman...
Evil Stormtroopers burst inside
leaving us with no place to hide
So they caught us
And ourselves they fried--we died

*Bust into hyperactive guitar rhythms at this point.*

Gallons of moisture, moisture for me
Gallons of moisture, moisture for free

*Stormtroopers burst in and the scene turns to a MMPR-inspired battle.*

LOOKOUT!

Gallons of moisture, moisture for me
Gallons of moisture, moisture for free

- By Erin Fencil



Vader
(Peaches)

Going to the Death Star, gonna kill that bad guy Vader.
I'm going to the Death Star, I'm gonna kill me that bad guy Vader.
I'm going to the Death Star, I'm gonna kill that bad guy Vader.
Going to the Death Star, gonna kill that bad guy Vader.

Vader cut off my hand
An' he says that he's my dad
An' he tol' me I'm his son...
An' if I had my little way,
I'd kill Vader any day,
It's my destiny...

Going to the Death Star, gonna kill that bad guy Vader.
I'm going to the Death Star, I'm gonna kill me that bad guy Vader.
I'm going to the Death Star, I'm gonna kill that bad guy Vader.
Going to the Death Star, gonna kill that bad guy Vader.

Took a little nap in Han's Falcon,
Vader said to me, "Join me, son!"
I dreamed about you, Obi-Wan...
Thoughts of my sis went down inside,
Made a little room for that thought to hide,
????????????

(whining)

Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader for me.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader then flee.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader for me.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader then flee.

Look out!

(In the music video, at this point, there would be stormtroopers leaping out of nowhere and trying to blast Luke away. Luke, on the other hand, performs moves that only someone with the power of the Force could do and defeats them.)

Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader for me.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader then flee.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader for me.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader then flee.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader for me.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader then flee.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader for me.
Gonna kill Vader, kill Vader then flee.

Look out!

- By Lawrence Chu



Speeches
(Peaches)

My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Layyy-ah, and I give a lot of speeeeches...

Well, Han Solo, he's my man
Flies a rusty old tin can
The Millenium Fal-connnnnnn

Then you have this guy named Luke
He's a Jedi, that's no fluke
Cause, you see he's Vader's sonnnnnnnnn

My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Lay-ahhhh, and I give alot of speeeeches...

Got a droid named 3-P-Oh
Talks too much, and he's so slow
Then again, that's his funk-shunnnnnnnnnn

Crazy old hermit named Ben
Was a Jedi, way back when
Won't you help me Obi-Wannnnnnnnnnn

My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Lay-ahhhh, and I give a lot of speeeeches...

Got a droid, R2D2
He got the death star plans on through
To the Rebels on Yav-unnnnnnnnn

Saw my homeworld blown away
Tell the story every day
To my daughter and two sonnnnnnnnns

That's my story, sad but true
Now tell me, what would you do
If you kissed your brother with your tonnnnnnnnngue

My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Lay-uhh, and I give a lot of speeeeches...
My name's Princess Lay-uhh, and I give a lot of speeeeches...

- By Dave Phillips



Luke
(Lump)

Luke sat alone on Tatooine,
Waiting for something to happen to him.
Droids showed up on the moisture farm,
They totally confused all the passing jawas.

He's Luke, he's Luke, he's in my head.
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke, his family's dead.

Luke lingered long on Dagobah,
And the dream he got was sort of rotten and it seems
Ben lied to him and Vader's his dad.
Is Luke over there hanging out with no hand?

He's Luke, he's Luke, he's in my head,
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke, his family's dead.

(whining)

Luke was standing ready and without a care.
The guard pushed him off and he tumbled through the air.
He did some fairly heroic-type deeds.
Luke left for Endor at subsonic speeds.

He's Luke, he's Luke, he's in my head,
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke, his family's dead.

Is this Luke outta my head?
I think so.
Is this Luke outta my head?
I think so. Yeah! Whooo!
Is this Luke outta my head?
I think so.
Is this Luke outta my head?

- By Patrick Mines.



Fett
(Lump)

Fett sat alone on Cloud City,
Totally emotionless, no pity,
Fett took Solo to go see Jabba,
Totally ignoring the Wookie, Chewbacca.

He's Fett, he's Fett, there's a price on my head.
He's Fett, he's Fett, he's Fett. "He's no good to me dead."

- By Patrick Mines.


Gonk
(Lump)

Gonk sat alone on the sand crawler,
Totally godlike in all his power.
Gonk turned up to be like Bhudda,
Totally confusing all the working jawas.

He's Gonk, he's Gonk, he's a Power Droid.
He's Gonk, he's Gonk, he's Gonk, he's like Sigmund Freud.

- By Patrick Mines. 


(All of the above are credited when I know who to credit if anyone knows the author of the uncredited ones please let me know. Send mail to: Gremlin)
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