EVERYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE,
I'VE LEARNED FROM STAR WARS
  • Never declare that there is "nothing to stop you this time."
  • You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
  • No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption.
  • If you do not believe, you will always fail.
  • Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.
  • Be careful of your overconfidence, it may really be your weakness.
  • Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
  • Mind what you have learned, save you it can.
  • Your eyes decieve you, don't trust them.
  • Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You just may end up eating those words.
  • Never judge anything by its size.
  • You must do what you feel is right.
  • Patience... you must have Patience!
  • Trust yourself.
  • Never trust men in dark helmets.
  • It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
  • Get some travel information before heading off to a place that you have never even heard of.
  • Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.
  • Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with, they may be your relatives.
  • You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.
  • Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
  • If your vehicle is being rammed, ducking doesn't help much.
  • No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap. (Or: when you see a piece of dead meat impaled on a stake in the woods, LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!)
  • Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you're a god.
  • If it's, like, -50 degrees out, and the doors are going to close, come in out of the cold. The meteor will still be there tomorrow.
  • Take a good look around for bad guys before looking into your binoculars.
  • It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating
  • Nothing is ever to small to get away from you
  • Whining about something never helps
  • Always pay off your debts in a hurry
  • If your in it just for the money, you might blow your chances with the girl
  • Be cautious of "friends" offering refreshments
  • If some yells out "It's a trap!" then believe them
  • DON'T go in any CAVES!
  • Wading around in a pool of garbage is infinitely more preferable to getting killed.
  • Walk in single file to hide your numbers.
  • Never tell someone the odds!
  • Always accept apologies.
  • Hokey religions just might be a good substitute for a blaster at your side
  • When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered further.
  • You never know what a day is gonna bring....
  • Size matters not.
  • Even if it's a great shot, don't get cocky.
  • Be prepared for things to go wrong
  • Never proclaim your "moment of triumph" before it actually happens
  • The Dark Side is never irrevocable
  • If you want to keep your friends warm, shove them inside a dead animal!!
  • The hard part of a jail-break is getting out; plan for it.
  • Always look for trap doors when consulting with a crime lord in his own house.
  • Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate.
  • Don't go chasing falling meteors.
  • Make sure you always see where your enemies hands are.
  • Blowing on a torch will not put it out.
  • Don't stick around to watch a fight.
  • Never assume responsibility if it means you're likely to be choked to death.
  • Don't turn your back on the parent of the kid you're zapping with lightning bolts or otherwise hurting.
  • Let go of your conscious self and rely on instinct!!!!
  • You shouldn't always listen to your parents.
  • When you say that you are "ready for anything," actually be ready for anything.
  • Don't give into your anger.
  • Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking.
  • Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.
  • Don't judge someone by their bad grammer
  • Beware of tremors in the Force
  • When travelling at intense speeds, don't turn around and look behind you.
  • Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it.
  • If you see a small blue elephant at a party, you haven't necessarily drunk too much.
  • Adventure, excitement, a jedi craves not these things!
  • Try not to look to the future, keep your mind on where you are and what you are doing.
  • Stay on target!!!!
  • Your insight serves you well.
  • Remember, your strength flows from the Force.
  • Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
  • You can't escape your destiny
  • You must feel the Force flowing through you. Let go of your feelings.
  • Pass on what you have learned.
  • Everyone "could use a good kiss!"
  • And remember..the force will be with you...always.


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