Jesus took his disciples up the mountain, and gathering them
around him, he taught them, saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are they that mourn.
Blessed are the merciful.
Blessed are they who thirst justice.
Blessed are you when persecuted.
Blessed are you when you suffer.
Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven...
And Simon Peter asked, "Do we have to write this down?"
And Andrew asked, "Are we supposed to know this?"
And James asked, "Will we have a test on it?"
And Phillip asked, "What if we don't know it?"
And Bartholomew asked, "Do we have to turn this in?"
And John asked, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."
And Matthew asked, "When do we get out of here?"
And Judas asked, "What does this have to do with the real life?"
And one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus' lesson plans and
inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain...