The truth about sea monkeys The truth about sea monkeys

        Here is a conspiracy you might like, created by me and an friend.
 love the page, very informative.
I would now like to submit a conspiracy of my own, and I would appreciate it 
if you would take it's deadly consequences into consideration, so here goes:
        I have recently become aware of the deadly effects of the commercial 
marketing of small novelty organisms.  I am sure you have all heard of 
turtles in the sewer, the lost pets who were flushed by owners who no longer 
cared?  Well, my friends, this situation is similar to that, but much worse, 
indeed.  It is the situation of the millions of "sea monkeys" flushed each 
year.  Sure, they want you to think they are a lower organism, so that you 
will take them in and eventually flush them, so they can feed on the source 
that gives them their power.  This source is human excretory waste.  After 
they are done with their feeding, they burrow to the core of the earth, where 
they have been advancing, and becoming more complex than we could ever 
imagine.  Also, even worse than their intelligence, is the fact that they are 
communist, yes my friends, communist.  You see, the Stalin isn't dead, no, he 
has been biding his time in the core of the earth.  But you see, this time is 
nearly over, and they have begun to come.
        And how?, you might ask?  Through the cracks in the cement sidewalks! 
You fools.  They are creeping up and assimilating into our society.  They are 
plotting to slowly take us over and meld our minds, until we are their slave 
race.  And how?, well through the potatoes, of course!  They steal our 
potatoes, and somehow extract from them the carbohydrates we need so much for 
energy, and feed off them themselves, then they replace them, and we have no 
energy, and are forced to become caffeine reliant drones.
        I do not write this to warn the human race, or form an alliance 
against these creatures, but to make aware fellow believers in things society 
mocks.  You see, for us superior humans, there is an offer being made by 
these monkeys, we can go over to their side.  We can help them enslave the 
rest of the human race.  Details of this offer will arrive into tour hand at 
a later date, if wish to know more.
AND IF YOU DON'T, I WARN YOU NOW, THE ONLY WAY YOU MIGHT SAVE YOURSELF IS TO 
REFRAIN FROM BUYING AND/OR FLUSHING SEA MONKEYS.

Thanks to Krischik@aol.com for this.

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