The Minutes of the 2-16-99 Meeting

-The Rule of Five-
Resolved by a vote of 5 to 0-
All important things come in packages of five including:
Power Rangers
Ninja Turtles (including Splinter)
Voltron Lions
Sex Partners
Captain Planet & The Planeteers
Black & Milds

-Why Women Go To The Bathroom in Herds-
Resolved by a vote of 5 to 0-
Women go to the bathroom in herds since most bathrooms in the United States do not have bidets. They go to lick each other clean like animals.

-Public Land vs. Private Land-
Resolved by a vote of 4 to 1-
Public means belonging to aliens, and the only private thing is tonsils. Aliens don't have tonsils since no one talks to aliens. Since no one talks to aliens, no one knows the rules for public land.

-What are Manimals?-
Resolved by a vote of 5 to 0-
All high school freshman are manimals. Manimals include Bigfoot, Abominable Snowman, the mouse with the human ear.

-Uncle Scrooge: Rich Entrepreneur or Pedaphile?-
Never discussed.

-What is eggnog?-
Never discussed.

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