The Truth about Cats

Secondly this is my theory:: Cats... We think that they are so lazy. But you
see this is just a ruse. They use mankind as a sort of slave labor. In
ancient Egypt for example the were revered as gods. What we do not know is
that all cats ... especially house cats have a third eye ... this eye is used
to ionize insolent humans. Not only is all of the aforementioned true but
they have a sort of power structure.
1.Housecats (indoor) Which are the lords.
2.Housecats (outdoor) Which are the Knights
3.Small wild cats which are the scouts
4.Zoo animals (infantry)
5.Big Wild cats (Shock Troops)
Thank you for you time... And keep an eye on your "common" house hold cat.
Thanks to for the theory

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