Sing With The Beatlemaniacs!

Animaniacs / Beatles Song Parodies

List of Parodies

1. Beatlemaniacs (parody of "Animaniacs")
2. The Ballad of John and Yakko (parody of "The Ballad of John and Yoko")
3. Hey Suzanne (parody of "Hello Nurse")
4. Love Me Do (Warner Style)
5. Heart! (parody of "Help!")
6. Beatles, Rita (parody of "Michelle")
7. Heart! Version 2 (parody of "Help!")
8. We Gotta Find That Hat Today (parody of "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away")
9. He's Gotta Lose Those Clowns (parody of "You're Gonna Lose That Girl")
10. Tickets To Fly (parody of "Ticket To Ride")
11. Wackiness is a Mallet (parody of "Happiness is a Warm Gun")
12. The Communication Theory Song (parody of the "Beef: It's What's For Dinner" song)

Beatlemaniacs Theme

(Parody of "Animaniacs")

It's time for Beatlemaniacs!
Screaming teens have heart attacks.
They are gear and they are fab.
Pardon me for all my blab.
They're Beatlemaniacs!

Come join the Warner brothers, and their Warner sister, Dot.
In fun they bug "The Bugs" all for a mindless story plot.
But they'll come to the rescue, if by fans the Fab Four's caught!
They break 'em loose and then vamoose, let's hope they don't get mobbed!

Watch out, Beatlemaniacs!
Paul is cute, and George, he snacks.
For their songs, John's brain he racks.
Ringo's drumming is the max.
Hey Beatlemaniacs!

In "Help!", those scientists both want to rule the universe.
In "A Hard Day's Night", their road manager thinks John Lennon is a curse.
Paul's grandfather's rather dirty! He's not clean. He is the worst!
Their writers flipped. John improvs scripts, I doubt that he's rehearsed!

Come join the Beatlemaniacs!
They have pay for play contracts!
They're nutty to the max!
Unlike Wakko, they wear slacks!
They're Beatle-maney --
Like the Warners are insaney --
Who can ya blamey? --
Beatlemaniacs!
They are gear-fab!

The Ballad Of John and Yakko ... and Wakko and Dot

(Parody of "The Ballad Of John and Yoko")

Standin' on the dock at Southhampton,
Tryin' to get to Holland or France.
When those Warners errupt, with, "I'll pretend ta throw up!"
You know, they never even give us a chance.

Refrain
Runnin' from Warners ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be-hee-hee.
The way things are goooin',
They're goin' to commit me.

Finally made the plane into Paris.
Easy goin' down by the Seine.
But Dot phoned me today, "Hey John, whaddaya say?
We can get married in Gibralter near Spain!"
(refrain)

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton.
Talkin' in our beds for a week.
GREAT! I hear, "NURSE, HELLOOOO!" Out runs Yoko, oh no!
Hey Warners, why don't you try to give us some peace?!
(refrain)

Bent on outrunnin' them in any way.
Tryin' to hide our identity.
Last night the wife said, "What's the point? We're DEAD!
Those Warners won't ever leave us alooohone - Think!"

Made a lightnin' trip to Vienna,
Wakko's eatin' cake from his bag.
Then requested Yakko, "Gimme a shot at Yoko."
While Dot's tryin' to dress me in drag!
(refrain)

Caught the early plane back to London.
Felt we'd escaped from the pack.
No fans stood to greet us, 'cept the Warners to meet us,
"It's GREAT to have the both of you back!"
(refrain)

(repeat end refrain)

Forget all this hooooey,
They've gone and commited me!

Hey Suzanne

(Parody of "Hello Nurse")

The stuff in this song is true. Now, I don't mean ta sound egotistical or anything. It's just that I love Wakko Warner so much, I figured that the very least he could do was sing this song about me.

She's the girl for which I live.
Inventive, creative.
There's nothin' for her I wouldn't do.
Oh, she's smart, ya can tell.
She can sing. That's real swell!
Have I told ya yet? I think she's faboo!

Whenever she is with me,
I'm all weak in the knees.
My palms get sweaty, I wipe off my hands!
They all think that I'm a clown,
But whenever she's around,
I say...
Hey Suuu - zanne!

She likes crabs, corn, and green beans.
Won art awards for drawin' me.
She played in a Midsummer Night's Dream!
She never drinks, she never smokes,
She sometimes laughs at dirty jokes.
Ya gotta admit some are pretty funny!

Oh, health's important ta her,
So durin' the summer,
She rides her bicycle and gets a good tan!
And when she's ridin' by,
I heave a little sigh,
And shout...
Hey, Suuu - zanne!

She's an artist, she writes songs.
Knows right from what is wrong.
She's a published author, certainly, it's true.
She's yet ta learn ta drive a car,
But can program her VCR.
A feat that many of us can't do!

Oh, she can fix it pretty well,
If electric or mechanical.
And she's workin' on her college degree!
She's eighteen and I am seven,
But drawn in 1930 technically sixty-seven.
So, Hey Suzanne, I want ya ta love only me!

Parodies From My A! Fan-fict: "Getting To The Beatle Of It All"

Love Me Do (Warner Style)

The Beatles:
"Love, love me do,
you know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So pleeeease love me do,
Whoa, oh, love me do."

The Warners:
"Love, love us do,
You know Dot loves you,
Be our special friend too,
Or we'll seeeee that you do,
Whoa, oh, that you do."

The Beatles: "Someone to love, somebody new."
The Warners: "Someone to kiss, someone like Lou!"
The Beatles: "Love, love me do,"
The Warners: "You know we love you"
The Beatles: "I'll always be true,"
Wakko: "Eat tooooo much cheese..."
The Beatles: "Love me do,"
Wakko: "Too much cheese and you'll.."

Yakko (spoken): "Goodnight Everybody!!!"

Heart!

(Parody of "Help!")

Wakko+Dot: "Heart!"
Yakko: "I need somebody's,"
Wakko+Dot: "Heart!"
Yakko: "Give me anybody's"
Wakko+Dot: "Heart!"
Yakko: "You know I need someone's,"
Wakko+Dot: "Heaart!"

Yakko:
"When I was younger so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's heart, mine was okkay.
And now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
My heart's unkind, one I gotta find,
Before I keel down on the floor!"

The Warners:
"Help me doctor, 'cause I'm feelin' down,
And I do appreciate you bein' 'round,
Gotta get my ticker feelin' sound,
Find a heaaart for me!"

Dot (spoken): "That'll really rock the geriatric crowd."

Beatles, Rita

(Parody of "Michelle")

Rita (spoken): "I wonder how it feels to be that wanted."
Runt (spoken):"I bet it's nice"
Rita (spoken): "Wouldn't mind being their pets. Pets of big stars like the Beatles never have to worry about where their next meal is coming from. It's probably dished out to them on a silver plate, too."
Runt (spoken):"Silver is pretty."
Rita (spoken): "I can see the headlines now, Runt. 'Rita, Famed Cat of the Fab Four' ..."

"Beatles, Rita.
Those are names that go together well."

Runt (spoken): "Yeah, real, real, swell."

Rita:
"John, Paul, Ringo, and George too, they are the way to go.
Living on gold.

"I love you, I love you, I love you,
That's what I want them to say.
Wish I could find a way.
Give me a snack and scratch my back, then sing a song to me."

Runt (spoken): "Aw, sounds nice."

Rita:
"Beatles, Rita,
And if he won't screw it up, Runt too."

Runt (spoken): "Yeah, definitely, definitely, Runt too!"

Rita:
"I need you, I need you, I need you,
To share your lives with me.
Just gotta make them see,
That I need a home, don't want to roam indefinitely."

Runt (spoken): "Definitely, definitely!"

Rita:
"And I need a home, can't bare to roam -- indefinitely,
My Beatles."

Parodies From My A! Fan-Fict: "Clowns!"

Here's a sneak peek at the songs from my latest fan-fict, coming soon!

"Heart!" Version #2

Wakko&Dot: Heart!
Yakko: I need somebody's
Wakko&Dot: Heart!
Yakko: Give me anybody's
Wakko&Dot: Heart!
Yakko: You know I need someone's
Wakko&Dot: Heaart!

Yakko: When I was younger, so much younger than today
Wakko&Dot: (Wheeen --- when I was youuung)
Yakko: I never needed anybody's heart, mine was okkay
Wakko&Dot: (I never neeeded any heart mine was okkay)
Yakko: And now these days are gone I'm not so self-assured
Wakko&Dot: (Nooow --- these days are gooone)
Yakko: My heart's unkind, one I gotta find
Wakko&Dot: (My heart's unkiiind)
Yakko: before I keel down on the floor!
Wakko&Dot: (I'll keel down on the floor!)

Yakko:
Help me doctor, 'cause I'm feelin' down
And I do appreciate you bein' 'round
All:
Gotta get my ticker feelin' sound
Find a heaaart for me!

He's Gotta Lose Those Clowns

Yakko: He's gotta lose those clowns
Dot: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)
Yakko: He's gotta loooose those clowns
Dot: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)

Yakko: And at the very sight of clowns, you're gonna find him gone
Dot: (You're gonna find him gone)
Yakko: Unless he stops to bite a clown. Make it a sorry one
Dot: (He won't say, 'sorry', hon)

Yakko: He's gotta lose those clowns
Dot: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)
Yakko: He's gotta loooose those clowns
Dot: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)
Yakko: He's gotta loooooo
Dot: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)

Yakko:
He'll make a point of running straight away from you
Dot:(Watch what you do)
Yakko: Yeah
The way you chase him, what else can he doooo?

Y&D: He's gotta loose those clowns!

Y&D: He's gotta loose those clowns!

Dot: He's gotta lose those clowns
Yakko: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)
Dot: He's gotta loooose those clowns
Yakko: (Yes, yes, he's gotta lose those clowns)

Dot: Bozo, Binky, Chuckles, and Crusty too
Yakko:(Watch what you do)
Dot: Yeah
Don't let him see Stephen King's 'It', I beg you!

"We Gotta Find That Hat Today"

Jerry Lewis Clown (Lewey):
Here we stand hats in hand, Turn our face ta da floor
If it's gone we can't go awn, Wit dat hat no mo-o-ore

Everywhere people stare, Each and everyday
I can see 'em laugh at me, But it's not da sa-a-ame

Hey! We gotta find dat hat taday!
Hey! We gotta find dat hat taday!

How can we make 'em laugh? We will never win
Hear da crowds, see da crowds, In da state we're i-i-in

How can dey ever say, You'll get by someway,
Gather 'round all you clowns, Let me hear you sa-a-ay

All:
Hey! We gotta find dat hat taday!
Hey! We gotta find dat hat taday!

Tickets To Fly

Wakko:
I think I'm gonna be had.
It could be todaaaay, yeah,
Those clowns are driving me mad,
We're going awaaay

All:
We've got tickets to fly-y
We've got tickets to fly, fly, fly,
We've got tickets to where?
Well we don't care!

Wackiness is a Mallet

(parody of "Happiness is a Warm Gun")

Wakko's a guy who misses much
Faboo faboo faboo
Oh yeah

He's well aware of being touched in the head and hangs like a looney from a shower bar
The clown in the crowd with the multicolored hair really scares him bad
Typing with his tounge while his hands are busy making paper ducks
A soap impression of Don Knotts which he ate and he hiccupped bubbles all week long

I need to bite that Exec clown
Clowns like him get us kicked out of town
I need to bite that Exec clown

Yakko Warner drop the pun
Yakko Warner drop the pun
Yakko Warner drop the pun
Yakko Warner drop the pun
Yakko Warner drop the pun
Yakko Warner drop the pun

Wackiness --
Is a mallet
(WHAM WHAM, BOOM BOOM)
Wackiness --
Is an anvil, faboo
(WHAM WHAM, BOOM BOOM)

When I hold it in my arms
(Ooooooooooooooooh, ohh yeah)
And I drop my anvil on your figure
(Ooooooooooooooooh, ohh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm
(Ooooooooooooooooh, ohh yeah)
Because

Wackiness --
Is an anvil, faboo
(WHAM WHAM, BOOM BOOM)

Wackiness --
Is a mallet, yes it is
(WHAM WHAM, BOOM BOOM)

Wackiness --
Is an ann -yes it is- viiiil!

Wackiness --
WHAM WHAM, BOOM BOOM

Well dontcha know that
Wackiness --
Is a mallet, faboo
(is a mallet, yeah)

Get Back, Jojo, Get Back!


LAST UPDATED: Saturday, March 17, 2001

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