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  • thermos
  • picnic basket
  • shopping carts
  • apple
  • tiny apple & core
  • apples
  • milk bottles
  • decanter & glass
  • goblets
  • margarita glasses
  • martini
  • assorted drinks
  • bubble gum machine
  • bottle & glasses
  • bottle
  • bread
  • sandwich
  • chef things- hat,pot, pan
  • grill
  • large cup/saucer
  • cup of tea/coffee
  • coffee pot
  • teapot
  • can of Pepsi
  • hamburger
  • fast food meal
  • hot dog
  • bone
  • carrots
  • brussel sprout
  • can of spinach 
  • can of tomato soup
  • eggs
  • broken eggshell
  • bacon and eggs
  • pizza
  • birthday cake
  • moonshine jug
  • mugs of r.beer
  • large mugs
  • "Farfrompuken" drinker
  • can of Budweiser
  • frying pan
  • M&M guys
  • peas in a pod
  • place setting
  • silverware
  • large fork
  • knife/knives
  • pies
  • muffin/cupcake
  • donuts
  • HoHo
  • grape juice box
  • electric mixer
  • latkes & apple sauce
  • waffle
  • ice cream cones
  • ice cubes
  • spoon and bowl
  • cherries
  • strawberries
  • raspberry
  • grapes
  • grapes w/wine glasses
  • bananas
  • watermelon
  • pineapple
  • peach
  • pickles
  • pretzels
  • beer bottle
  • cookies and milk
  • Oreo cookie
  • Hershey Kiss
  • hard candies
  • hot chili pepper
  • six-pack
  • pumpkins
  • Spam w/flies
  • bacon
  • aspirin/medicine
  • salt and pepper
  • boy w/lunchbox
  • Grey Poupon mustard
  • plate of cheese
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    -=[ thermos ]=-  3/00
    
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    -=[ shopping cart ]=-  9/00
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    >> an apple <<  10/96
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    ** small apples **  10/96
    
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    -=[ tiny apple ]=-  7/97
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    -=[ apple and apple core ]=-  9/97
    
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    ** Apple Logo-McIntosh (and apple) **  10/96 
    
    
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    -=[ milk bottles ]=-  6/00
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    ~ a decanter w/glass ~  9/96
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    -=[ goblet ]=-  12/98
    
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    -=[ glasses ]=-  12/98
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    -=[ champagne ]=-  1/99
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    -=[ hand with drink ]=-  3/00
    
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    -=[ Margarita glasses ]=-  5/99
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    -=[ martini ]=-  3/00
    
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    -=[ martini ]=-  7/00
    
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    -=[ assorted drinks ]=-  6/00
    
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    -=[ drink with umbrella ]=-  8/00
    
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    -=[ bubble gum machine ]=-  12/96
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    -=[ bottle and glasses ]=- 12/96
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    -=[ bottle and glasses ]=-  4/98
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    -=[ bottle ]=-  10/97
    
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     -=[ bread ]=-   10/97
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    -=[ sandwich ]=-  1/00
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    -=[ Chef things- spoon, hat, pots ]=-  9/97
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    -=[ grill ]=-  9/97
    
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    -=[ barbeque ]=-  6/00
    
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    -=[ cup and saucer ]=-  9/97
    
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    -=[ a cup of tea/coffee ]=-  5/97
    
    
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    -=[ coffee cup ]=-  3/98
    
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     -=[ coffee tea cup ]=-  4/99
    
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     -=[ Caffeine Prayer ]=-  7/99
    
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           /  /    | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.  |
           |  |    | It maketh me to wake in green pastures:     |
           |  |    | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.   |
           |  |    | It restoreth my buzz.  It leadeth me in the |
           |  |    | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. |
           \  \    | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the|
            `\ `\  | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal.  |
              `. `\| For thou art with me.  Thy cream and thy    |
                / /| sugar, they comfort me.  Thou preparest a   |
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         jgs (__/  | Starbucks.  Thou anointest my day with pep. |
                   | My mug runneth over.  Surely richness and   |
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    -=[ cup ]=-  7/97
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    -=[ glass ]=- 1/00
    
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              ::::::::.           |
              |::::::::::..       |
              |::::::::::::       |
              |::::::::::..       |
              |::::::::::::::     |
              |::::::::::::::..   |
              |:::::::::::::::::  |
          jgs  \:::::::::::::::../
                '::::::::::::::.'
     
     -=[ cup with straw ]=-  6/00
    
                            .---,
                           / .--'
                          / /
                         / /
                        / /
           _..--"""""--/ /
          /           / / \
          |:--.._____;;--:|
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          ||   ||   ||   ||
          |'.__||   ||__.'|
      jgs \     `"""`     /
           `-...........-'
      -=[ coffee pot ]=-  4/99
    
            __.-n-.
            \|'---'|-,
             |     | ))
             |     |-'
      jgs    '.___.'
     
    -=[ teapot ]=-  8/99
    
               _...._
             .'  _ _ `.
            | ."` ^ `". _,
            \_;`"---"`|//
              |       ;/
        jgs   \_     _/
                `"""`
     
    -=[ Pepsi can ]=-  6/97
                __
            .-"`` _``"-.
           /'.   '.(##)'\
           |  `'----'`  |
           |        ----|
           |        . .-|
           | .::::. |_| |
           |::::''':.-. |
           |;,,;;;;;|_|_|
           | ';;;;' . . |
           |        |_|_|
           |        .-. |
           \        |_|_/
       jgs  `.________.'
     
     -=[ bottle of soda ]=-  9/99
    
               .=.
               } {
              .' '.
             /     \
             ;'---';
             |PEPSI|
             | .-. |
             | '-' |
             |'---'|
        jgs  '._._.'
     
    @@ hamburger @@  11/96
    
               _....----"""----...._
            .-'  o    o    o    o   '-.
           /  o    o    o         o    \  
        __/__o___o_ _ o___ _ o_ o_ _ _o_\__
       /                                   \
       \___________________________________/
         \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/
      jgs \                             /
           `-._______________________.-'
     
    -=[ hamburger ]=-
    
                    _....----"""----...._
                 .-'  o    o    o    o   '-.
                /  o    o    o         o    \
               /     o      o   o     o    o \
             _|   o   o    o      o  o     o  |_
            / `''-----.................-----''` \
            \___________________________________/
              \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/
           jgs \                             /
                `-._______________________.-'
     
    -=[ fast food lunch ]=-  9/00
    
           __
          /
       .-/-.
       |'-'|
       |   |
       |   |   .-""""-.
       \___/  /' .  '. \   \|/\//
             (`-..:...-')  |`""`|
              ;-......-;   |    |
         jgs   '------'    \____/
     
    >> Hot Dog <<  10/96
    
    
             ______________
          .-'              `-.
         (____________________)
          (                  )
    jgs  ( `----------------' )
          `------------------'
    *  bone * 11/96
    
          .-.               .-.
         (   `-._________.-'   )
          >=     _______     =<
     jgs (   ,-'`       `'-,   )
          `-'               `-'
     
    * carrot *  11/96
                ___
           \   /   ````~~~~""---...,__
        `-._\ /                       `~~"--.,_
       ------>|                                `~~"--.,_
        _.-'/ \                            ___,,,---""~~``'
           /jgs\____,,,,....----""""~~~~````
     
     
    -=[ carrot ]=-  3/99
    
           \ .-'
        '.; ;..'.-'_'
       '-. \.;/ .'_.
      '- '.;;.'/ .-.
       .-'-.\;,-'-.
           _\|_
          /  ' \
          |`--`|
          |'__.|
          |    |
          |-..-|
          |    ;
          ;'--'/
      jgs  \._/
            \(
             `
     
     -=[ carrot ]=-  4/99
    
                     ___
             `-._\ /     `~~"--.,_
            ------>|              `~~"--.,_
        jgs  _.-'/ '.____,,,,----"""~~```'
     
     
    -=[ cabbage or lettuce -- brussel sprout?]=-
    
            .-~~~~-.
           /  ( ( ' \
          | ( )   )  |
          \ ) ' }  / /
          (` \ , /  ~)
           `-.`\/_.-'
     jgs      `""
     
     
    -=[ can of Spinach ]=-  8/97
             _______________
            / /  (__/')  / /'.
           | |  _____   | |  |
           | |    (_)   | |  |
           | |    __ .  | | @|
           | |    __,   | |@%@
      jgs  | |    __)   | |@%@%@.-.-.-.-.
            \_\_________\_\@%@%@%_ _ _ _.' 
                        `       ^ ^ ^ ^
     
    -=[ Tomato soup ]=-  10/98
    
              _______________________________
             [_______________________________]
             |===============================|
             |   __                          |
             |._/_.' _, ,__  ,_ /_ _  / /'   |
             | / _  / / /// / // /(-'/ / /|  |
             | \__)(_(_//(_/_/(_/(__(_(_/_/_ |
             |            /                  |
             |       C O N D E N S E D       |
             |                               |
             |            .-"""-.            |
             |           /:`:..':\           |
             |==========|.:::::..:|==========|
             |           \::::::./           |
             |            `-:::-'            |
             |     ___                       |
             |      |  _ ,_ _  _ -|- _       |
             |      | (_)| | |(_| |_(_)      |
             |                               |
             |V( )V( )V(  S O U P  )V( )V( )V|
         jgs |----------           ----------|
             '==============================='
     
    -=[ eggs ]=-
               .-"-.
             .'     '.
            /         \
           :           ;
           |           |
           :           :
            \         /
             `.     .'
         jgs   `~~~`
     
    -=[ eggs ]=-
                           .-~-.
                         .'     '.
                        /         \
                .-~-.  :           ;
              .'     '.|           |
             /         \           :
            :           ; .-~""~-,/
            |           /`        `'.
            :          |             \
             \         |             /
              `.     .' \          .'
         jgs    `~~~`    '-.____.-'
     
     
    -=[ broken eggshell ]=-
    
                  ,  
          |\   /\/ \/|   ,_
          ; \/`     '; , \_',
           \        / 
            '.    .'    /`.
        jgs   `~~` , /\ `"`
                  .  `"
     
    -=[ bacon and eggs ]=-  5/99
    
                         ___
                __..--"".--.`""--..__
          _..--"   _.--/    \''--.   "--..
        .'       .--.  '-..-'     ) (``\  '.
       |   .--''/    \-'''-. __.-' _.'  )   |
       ;\ (     '-..-'      )  _.-' _.-'   /;
        \'-:-._    _.._.-''`  ( ,.-'   _.-'/
         '-._ ``--`..___     __:.--''``_.-'
      jgs    ``--..___  `````  __..--``
                      `````````
     
    -=[ pizza ]=-  3/97
               _....._
           _.:`.--|--.`:._
         .: .'\o  | o /'. '.
        // '.  \ o|  /  o '.\
       //'._o'. \ |o/ o_.-'o\\
       || o '-.'.\|/.-' o   ||
       ||--o--o-->|<o-----o-||
       \\  o _.-'/|\'-._o  o//
        \\.-'  o/ |o\ o '-.//
         '.'.o / o|  \ o.'.'
           `-:/.__|__o\:-'
              `"--=--"`
     
    -=[ pizza ]=-  3/00
                __
              // ""--.._
             ||  (_)  _ "-._
             ||    _ (_)    '-.
             ||   (_)   __..-'
              \\__..--""
     
    -=[ birthday cake ]=-   2/97
                
                     66666
                   __|||||__   H A P P Y
                  {._._._._.}     B I R T H D A Y  !
           jgs  __{._._._._.}__
               `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
     
    -=[ cake ]=-  3/01
    
                 __.......__
            ,-"``           ``"-.
            |;------.-'      _.-'\
            ||______|`  ' ' `    |
            ||------|            |
           _;|______|            |_
         (```"""""""|            |``)
         \'._       '-.........-'_.'/
      jgs '._`""===........===""`_.'
             ``"""=========="""``
     
    [link to birthday page]
     
    -=[ moonshine jug ]=-  3/97
              ...     
              :::  _
           .-'   ':o)
          ;        `;
          | .-----. |
          | : XXX : |
          | '-----' |
     jgs  '========='
     
    -=[ mugs of root(?) beer ]=-  3/97
             .:.      .:.         .:.
           _oOoOo   _oOoOo       oOoOo_
          [_|||||  [_|||||       |||||_]
            |||||    |||||       |||||
      jgs   ~~~~~    ~~~~~       ~~~~~
     
    -=[ mug of beer ]=-  4/97
    
                 _, . '__ . 
              '_(_0o),(__)o().
            ,o(__),_)o(_)O,(__)o
          o(_,-o(_ )(),(__(_)oO)_
          .O(__)o,__).(_ )o(_)Oo_)
      .----|   |   |   |   |   |_)0
     /  .--|   |   |   |   |   |,_)
    |  /   |   |   |   |   |   |o(_)
    |  |   |   |   |   |   |   |_/`)
    |  |   |   |   |   |   |   |O_) 
    |  |   |   |   |   |   |   |
    |  \   |   |   |   |   |   |
     \  '--|   |   |   |   |   |
      '----|   |   |   |   |   |
           |   |   |   |   |   |
      jgs  \   \   \   /   /   /
            `"""""""""""""""""`
     
     
     -=[ mug ]=-  10/98
    
             .,,..
          .,;;;:;;;,
          |=======|;,
        .-|<><><><|;;
        |C|><><><>|;'
        '-|<><><><|'.
          \><><><>/
           `"""""`
     
    -=[ mug ]=-  7/99
               .-.
              (, )O()
             ( )O.( ')o.
             |XXXXXXXX|O
           __|//\\//\\|o
          /.-|\\//\\//|
         ||  |//\\//\\|
          \'-|\\//\\//|
           `"|//\\//\\|
         jgs |XXXXXXXX|
             `""`""`""`
     
    -=[ beer mug ]=-  4/98  
    tweaked by Veronica Karlsson
    
                 _, . '__ . 
              '_(_0o),(__)o().
            ,o(__),_)o(_)O,(__)o
          o(_,-o(_ )(),(__(_)oO)_
          .O(__)o,__).(_ )o(_)Oo_)
           o/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'"\O_)0 
           |    ||   ||   ||   |,_) 
           |\___/\___/\___/\___|o(_)
      .----|"\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'|_/`)
     /  .--| ||   ||   ||   || |O_) 
    |  /   |_/\___/\___/\___/\_|
    |  |   |/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`|
    |  |   |    ||   ||   ||   |
    |  |   |\___/\___/\___/\___|
    |  \   |"\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/"|
     \  '--| ||   ||   ||   || |
      '----|_/\___/\___/\___/\_|
           |/'"`\/'"`\/'"`\/'"`|
           |    ||   ||   ||   |
    jgs/VK  \___/\___/\___/\__/
             `"""""""""""""""'
     
    -=[ Farfrompuken ]=-  6/97
    .===================================================================.
    ||     __   _    __   __  __   __          __   ..        __       ||
    || -=]|__  /_\  |__) |__ |__) /  \ |\  /| |__) |  | |__/ |__ |\ |  ||
    || -=]|   /   \ |  \ |   |  \ \__/ | \/ | |    \__/ |  \ |__ | \|  ||
    ||                            ___                                  ||
    ||                          .'   '.                                ||
    ||                         /       \           oOoOo               ||
    ||                        |         |       ,==|||||               ||
    ||                         \       /       _|| |||||               ||
    ||                          '.___.'    _.-'^|| |||||               ||
    ||                        __/_______.-'     '==HHHHH               ||
    ||                   _.-'` /                   """""               ||
    ||                .-'     /   oOoOo                                ||
    ||                `-._   / ,==|||||                                ||
    ||                    '-/._|| |||||                                ||
    ||                     /  ^|| |||||                                ||
    ||                    /    '==HHHHH                                ||
    ||                   /________"""""                                ||
    ||                   `\       `\                                   ||
    ||                     \        `\   /                             ||
    ||                      \         `\/                              ||
    ||                      /                                          ||
    ||                     /                                           ||
    ||               jgs  /_____                                       ||
    ||                                                                 ||
    '==================================================================='
     
    -=[ can of Budweiser ]=-  6/97
                 __
            .-"`` _``"-.
           /'.   '.(##)'\
           |'.`'----'`.'|
           | .-'""""'-. |
           |\ _.====._ /|
           |'--./^^\.--'|
           |__.-\__/-.__|
           || Budweiser||
           || :::::::: ||
           ||%&%&%&%&%&||
           || %&%&%&%% ||
           \'=-.,__,.-='/
       jgs  `-.______.-'
     
     
    -=[ frying pan ]=-  6/97
           _____________ ______________
          (_,---------.(`______________`)
                       \               /
      jgs               `-------------'
     
     
    -=[ M&M Guys ]=-  1/97
                              _____
                         _.-'"     "'-._
                      ,-".-.         .-."-.
                    ,'   .-.         .-.   `,
                   /    /  _\       /  _\    \
          .-.     |     | ( |       | ( |     |     .-.
     .-----\ \   |      '---'       '---'      |   / /-----. 
    :----     |--|    ',                 ,'    |--|     ----:
    :----  '-`|--|      ^"-.,_______,.-;^      |--|`-'  ----:
     '---....'   |         _        `-'        |   '....---'
                  |       [ '-"-.-"-.         |
                   \       | .-. .-. |       /
                    `.     | | | | | |     ,'
                      `._ [___]|__]|__] _,'
                         `--.._____..--'
                          /  /     \  \
                  jgs    /  /       \  \
                   .---'"=="\       /"=="'---.
                  (          |     |          )
                   '--------'       '--------'
    
    
                              _____
                         _.-'"     "'-._
                      ,-".-.         .-."-.
                    ,'   .-.         .-.   `,
                   /    /  _\       /  _\    \
                  |     | ( |       | ( |     | 
                 |      '._.'       '._.'      |
                 |                             |
                 |                             |
          .-.    |    '.                 ,'    |    .-.
     .-----\ \   |      ^;-.,_______,.-'^      |   / /-----. 
    :----     |--|        '-`                  |--|     ----:
    :----  '-`|__|                             |__|     ----:
     '---....'   |                             |   '....---'
                 |                             | 
                 |        [ '-"-.-"-.          |
                 |         | .-. .-. |         |
                 |         | | | | | |         |
                  |       [___]|__]|__]       |
                   \                         /
                    `.                     ,'
                      `._               _,'
                         `--.._____..--'
                          /  /     \  \
                  jgs    /  /       \  \
                   .---'"=="\       /"=="'---.
                  (          |     |          )
                   '--------'       '--------'
     
    -=[ M & M guys ]=-  7/98
                                    .-"""-.
                                   / _   _ \
               _..._              | (') (') |
             .'_   _'.       _.-._| ._____, |_.-._
            / (.) (.) \     (== |-|    `-`  |-| ==)
       _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ `"`  \    M    /  `"`
      (== |-\    '-'  /-| ==)      '._____.'
       `"`   '.__M__.'   `"`        //   \\
            __//   \\__            _\\   //_
      jgs  (___)   (___)          (___) (___)
    
    
               _..._
             .'_   _'.
            / (.) (.) \
       _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ 
      (== |-\    '-'  /-| ==)
       `"`   '.__M__.'   `"`
            __//   \\__
      jgs  (___)   (___)
    
    
              .-"""-.
             / _   _ \
            | (.) (.) |
       _.-._| ,_____. |_.-._ 
      (== |-|    '-'  |-| ==)
       `"`  \    M    /  `"`
             '._____.'
              //   \\
             _\\   //_
      jgs   (___) (___)
     
    -=[ three peas in a pod]=-  5/97
                ___________
            _.'`.---------.`'-._
          `'-. : (")(")(") : _.'~`
        jgs   '-'---------'-'
    
    
     
    -=[ place setting ]=-  4/97
                          ___          /|
             ||||     .-"`   `"-.     } |  __
        |||| ||||   .'  .-'`'-.  '.   } | /  \
        |||| \  /  /  .'       '.  \  } | ;();
        \  /  ||  /  ;           ;  \  \| \  /
         ||   ||  | ;             ; |  ||  ||
         %%   %%  | ;             ; |  %%  %%
         %%   %%  \  ;           ;  /  %%  %%
         %%   %%   \  '.       .'  /   %%  %%
         %%   %%    '.  `-.,.-'  .'    %%  %%
    jgs  %%   %%      '-.,___,.-'      %%  %%
     
     
    -=[ international place setting ]=-  9/00
       .-.__.-.__.-.
      (             )        _______
       )           (      .-' _____ '-.       /|
      (       ||||  )   .' .-'.  ':'-. '.    | |  __
       ) |||| |||| (   / .''::: .:    '. \   | | /  \
      (  |||| \__/  ) / /   :::::'      \ \  | | |(_|
       ) \__/  ||  ( | ;.    ':' `       ; | \ | \__/
      (   ||   ||   )| |       '..       | |  ||  ||
       )  ##   ##  ( | ; '      ::::.    ; |  ##  ##
      (   ##   ##   ) \ \       '::::   / /   ##  ##
       )  j#   ##  (   \ '.      :::  .' /    ##  ##
      (   g#   ##   )   '. '-.___'_.-' .'     ##  ##
       )  s#   ##  (      '-._______.-'       ##  ##
      (   __   __   )
       '-'  '-'  '-'
    
    
                                         ____
                                        |    |
                                        |'--'|
                                        |    |
                              _______   |    |
                        ######--...-'   \____/
                          _______
                       .-' _____ '-.       /|
             ||||    .' .-'.  ':'-. '.    | |  __
        |||| ||||   / .''::: .:    '. \   | | /  \
        |||| \__/  / /   :::::'      \ \  | | |(_|
        \__/  ||  | ;.    ':' `       ; | \ | \__/
         ||   ||  | |       '..       | |  ||  ||
         ##   ##  | ; '      ::::.    ; |  ##  ##
         ##   ##   \ \       '::::   / /   ##  ##
         j#   ##    \ '.      :::  .' /    ##  ##
         g#   ##     '. '-.___'_.-' .'     ##  ##
         s#   ##       '-._______.-'       ##  ##
     
    -=[ flatware/silverware ]=-  7/97
    
           ________  .====
          [________>< :===
                     '====
           ________ ___,,,,,,,
          [________>__________\
    
           ________   .==.
     jgs  [________>c((_  )
                      '=='
     
    -=[ silverware ]=-  9/00
                    |\ 
              ||||  | l   __
         |||| ||||  | l  // \
         |||| |  |  | l  || |
         |  | \  /  | l  \\ /
          \/   ||   | /   \/
          ||   ||   ||    ||
          ||   ||   ||    ||
          ||   ||   ||    ||
          ||   ||   ||    ||
          ||   ||   ||    ||
     jgs  \/   \/   \/    \/
     
    -=[ spoon ]=-  9/00
    
            __________        .-"""-.
           /          ''''---' .'    \
        jgs\__________....---. '.    /
                              '-...-'
     
    -=[ fork ]=-  12/98
    
     |\ /\ /\ /|
     || || || ||
     || || || ||
     || || || ||
     || || || ||
     || || || ||
     || || || ||
     |\_||_||_/|
     |         |
      \       /
       \     /
        |   |
        |   |
        |   |
        |   |
        |   |
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       |     |
       |     |
       |     |
       \     /
        '._.'
     
    -=[ knife ]=-  1/99
    
    
           .----------------._________________
           |=()=========---  \-----------     `\
      jgs  \_________________/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
     
    -=[ knife ]=-  2/00
    
          .------------------------.__________________________________
         /  == _  _  = _=   -  =  - \                                 `>
         | () _ =     _   ==  _  () |                               _,^
      jgs\  _      ==  _=-   -  = _ /--^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^"`
          '------------------------'
     
    -=[ pie ]=-  4/97
    
                    (
               (      )     )
                 )   (    (
                (          `
            .-""^"""^""^"""^""-.
          (//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//)
           ~\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/~
       jgs   `================`
    
    
    
           .-~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~-.
          (\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\)
           \^""^""^""^""^""^""^/
       jgs  `=================`
     
    -=[ Pies ]=-  9/97
        .-.--.-.
        \"-""-"/
         \    /
          \  /
    jgs    \/
    
            _,..---..,_
        ,-"`    .'.    `"-,
       ((      '.'.'      ))
        `'-.,_   '   _,.-'`
    jgs   `\  `"""""`  /`
            `""-----""`
     
    
    -=[ cupcake or muffin ]=-  4/97
    
           .-"`"`"`"-.
          /.'''`.'`.'`\
         /`.'`.`'.`'`.'\
        (`'.`'.'`.'`.`'.)
         ~|||||||||||||~
     jgs  |||||||||||||
          `"""""""""""`
     
    -=[ donut ]=-  8/98
            _.-------._
          .'    ___    '.
         /     (___)     \
         |'._         _.'|
         |   `'-----'`   |
          \             /
       jgs '-.______..-'
     
    -=[ lifesaver/donut ]=-  10/98
    
                _..------.._
              .'   .-""-.   '.
              |\   '----'   /|
              \ `'--------'` /
               '._        _.'
         jgs      `""""""`
     
    -=[ coffee and donuts ]=-  2/00
    
                    )
               .-"(" "-.
             .-|`'---'`|
             | |       |     ____
              \|       |  .'` __ `'.   ____
              `\       /  |  '--'  |.'` __ `'.
          jgs   `"---"`   \`------`/|  '--'  |
                           `------' \`------`/
                                     `------`
     
    -=[ HoHo snack cake ]=-  8/99
    
              .-"-.
             /::.  |
            /::.   /
           ;-""-. /
          / '`) |/
          | '-' /
       jgs '---'
     
    -=[ juice box ]=-  8/98
                      __
                     /.-
             ______ //
            /______'/|
            [       ]|
            [ Grape ]|
            [ Juice ]|
            [  _\_  ]|
            [  :::  ]|
            [   :'  ]/
      jgs   '-------'
     
     -=[ electric mixer ]=-  8/98
    
              .-'"""""""\
             |o\     __  )
             | ;`----||-'
             /  \   _||__
            |::: ||`"""""`|
            |:::O|=\     /=,
       jgs  `""""`'=`"""`=='
     
    -=[ latkes and apple sauce ]=-  12/97
                                           .-'''''-.
                                           |'-----'|
                                          /`-.....-`\
                                          | <_}     |
                                          |  .-\-.  |
                       _,._               | /# `  \ |
                  __.-`    `"""-.         | \     / |
             ..--'   `"-.        `)_,._   \  '-'-'  /
           (`            )--.-"```     `"-.`'-----'`
            '-----------'  (               )
       jgs                  `-------------`
     
    -=[ waffle ]=-  3/98
    
            _.-------._
          .' _|_|_|_|_ '.
         / _|_|_|_|_|_|_ \
        | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |
        |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
        | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |
        | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |
         \ -|_|_|_|_|_|- /
          '. -|_|_|_|- .'
     jgs    `---------`
     
    -=[ ice cream cones ]=-  3/98
    
            .-"`'"-.
           /        \
           |        |
           /'---'--`\
          |          |
          \_.--._.-._/
            \=-=-=-/
             \=-=-/
              \=-/
        jgs    \/
    
    
            .-"`'"-.
           /        \
           \        /
           /'---'--`\
          |          |
          \_.--.__.-./
            [=-=-=-]
             |=-=-|
             |-=-=|
        jgs  '-==-'
     
    -=[ ice cream cone ]=-  2/00
            _.._
          /`    `\
         |        |
         \._    _./
         / `""""` \
        |          |
        \._      _./
         \ `""""` /
          \##    /
           \### /
        jgs \##/
             \/
     
    -=[ ice cubes ]=-  1/99
    
                   .-""""-.
                  /      /`\
                  |`----;  |
               .-""""-. :  |
              /      /`\; ./
              |`----;  |-`
              |     :  |
         jgs  \     ; ./
               `----'`
                  .-""""-.
                 /      /`\
                 |`----;  |
                 |     :  |
                 \     ; ./
                  `----'`
     
    -=[ spoon and bowl ]=-  12/97
          __
         //\\  .-""""""""-.
         \\// (o0OoO0oOoOoo)
          ||  |`""""""""""`|
          ||  \            /
          ||   '.________.'
      jgs ||
     
    -=[ bowl and spoon ]=-  3/99
    
                   (
                )    )
             _.(--"("""--.._
            /, _..-----).._,\
           |  `'''-----'''`  |
            \               /
             '.           .'
         jgs   '--.....--'
    
    
              ___           .-""-.
             /   '''---...-'.'  `\\
        jgs  \___...---"""-._-.__//
                             '---'
     
    -=[ bowl and spoon ]=- tweak 9/00
                                  _
                                 / \
              _..--"""""--.._    \_/
             /,_..-------.._,\    |
            |  `'''-----'''`  |   |
             \               /   / \
              '.           .'    | |
          jgs   '--.....--'      \_/
    -=[ bowl of whatever ]=-  9/00
    
          _..-------.._
        .' .-._.-._.-. '.
        \'--.._____..--'/
         \             /
          '._________.'
     
    -=[ cherries ]=-  4/97
    
       __.--~~.,-.__
       `~-._.-(`-.__`-.
               \    `~~`
          .--./ \
         /#   \  \.--.
         \    /  /#   \
     jgs  '--'   \    /
                  '--'
     
    -=[ strawberries ]=-  6/97
    
             \VW/
           .oOOOOo.
           OOOOOOOO
           'oOOOOo'
            'oOOo'
      jgs    `"`
    
             \VW/
           .::::::.
           ::::::::
           '::::::'
            '::::'
      jgs    `"`
    
    
    -=[ raspberry ]=-  6/97
    
           .\V/,
          ()_()_)
         (.(_)()_)
          (_(_).)'
      jgs  `'"'`
     
    -=[ grapes ]=-  7/97
             __
         __ {_/ 
         \_}\\ _
            _\(_)_
           (_)_)(_)_
          (_)(_)_)(_)
           (_)(_))_)
            (_(_(_)
             (_)_)
        jgs   (_)
    
    
    -=[ grapes with wine glasses ]=-  7/97
          __
      __ {_/ 
      \_}\\ _
         _\(_)_
        (_)_)(_)_
       (_)(_)_)(_)
        (_)(_))_)  ____
         (_(_(_)  |    |  ____
          (_)_)   |~~~~| |    |
     jgs   (_)    '-..-' |~~~~|
                    ||   '-..-'
                   _||_    ||
                  `""""`  _||_
                         `""""`
     
    -=[ bananas ]=-  7/97
    
                 _   
               _ \'-_,#
              _\'--','`|
              \`---`  /
        jgs    `----'`
     
    -=[ banana ]=-  9/97
             .-.
            /  |
           |  /
        .'\|.-; _
       /.-.;\  |\|
       '   |'._/ `
           |  \
            \  |
     jgs     '-'
     
    -=[ watermelon ]=-  7/97
    
         _____________
        |\ , , , , , /|
         \\ ` ' ` ' //
          \'._____.'/
      jgs  `'-----'`
           
                ______
            .-'' ____ ''-.
           /.-=""    ""=-.\
           |-===wwwwww===-|
           \'-=,,____,,=-'/
       jgs  '-..______..-'
    
               ______
           .-'' ____ ''-.
          /.-=""    ""=__\_________
          |-===wwwwww|\ , , , , , /|
          \'-=,,____,,\\ ` ' ` ' //
           '-..______..\'._____.'/
       jgs              `'-----'`
     
     -=[ pineapple ]=-  
    
                   \||/
                   \||/
                 .<><><>.
                .<><><><>.
                '<><><><>'
         jgs     '<><><>'
     
    -=[ peach ]=-  7/00
          __
         '--`.
            _|,--.
           / `)   \
           \      |
       jgs  '.___/
     
    -=[ pickles ]=-  11/98
    
    
        (\.-.
         | o \
         \O o \     .---,
          \o  o'--'`o  O/  (\_
       jgs '.o  O  o _.'    /o'.
             `"----'`       \ O \
                             |  o|
                            .'o  /
                         .-'o  O/
                        ( o  O.'
                         `"""`
    
    
              ___________
             [___________]
             /           \
            /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\
           |===============|
           | P I C K L E S |
           | ,-.   __      |
           | \ ,'-'. )     |
           |  '._'_;'      |
           ;===============;
        jgs \             /
             `"""""``""""`
     
    -=[ pretzel ]=-  4/97
            _   _
           ( `X` )
            \/ \/
     jgs     `-`
     
    -=[ pretzel ]=- 6/98
                    __       __
                  .'  `'._.'`  '.
                 |  .--;   ;--.  |
                 |  (  /   \  )  |
                  \  ;` /^\ `;  /
                   :` .'._.'. `;
            jgs    '-`'.___.'`-'
     
    -=[ bottle ]=-  4/97
    
            [=]
            | |
            }@{
           /   \
           :___;
           |&&&|
           |&&&|
           |---|
     jgs   '---'
     
     
    -=[ cookies & milk ]=-  4/97
                                   .-'''''-.
                                   |'-----'|
                                   |-.....-|
                                   |       |
                                   |       |
                  _,._             |       |
             __.o`   o`"-.         |       |
          .-O o `"-.o   O )_,._    |       |
         ( o   O  o )--.-"`O   o"-.`'-----'`
      jgs '--------'  (   o  O    o)  
                       `----------`
     
    -=[ Oreo cookie ]=-  2/00
    
    
           _.:::::._
         .:::'_|_':::.
        /::' --|-- '::\
       |:" .---"---. ':|
       |: ( O R E O ) :|
       |:: `-------' ::|
        \:::.......:::/
      jgs':::::::::::'
            `'"""'`
     
    -=[ box of cookies ]=-  12/99
    
                 .---------------------------.
                /_   _   _         __  __   /|
               // \ / \ / \ |_/ | |_  (_   / |
              / \_  \_/ \_/ | \ | |__ ,_/ /  |
             :.__________________________/   /
             |  .--. .--.   .--.   .--.  |  /
             | (    )    ) (    ) (    ) | /
             |  '--' '--'   '--'   '--'  |/
          jgs'---------------------------' 
     
    -=[ Hershey kiss ]=-  11/98
    
                   __
                 .'  '.
                /   .-.\ __
               /   (   `\ K`-.
              /     '-.  `-._I`-.
             /         `'.   '-.S`'.
           .'             \     `\S |
         /`                |      '-'
         \                /
          `--------------'
     
    -=[ chocolate bar ]=-  4/99
             __ __ __ __ __
           /__/__/__/__/__/|
          /__/__/__/__/__/|/
      jgs |__'__'__'__'__|/
     
    -=[ candy ]=-  12/98
    
           ___      .-""-.      ___
           \  "-.  /      \  .-"  /
            > -=.\/        \/.=- <
            > -='/\        /\'=- <
           /__.-'  \      /  '-.__\
      jgs           '-..-'  
             ____
           .' /  '.
          /  (  .-'\
         |'.__\/__  |
         |    /\  '.|
          \.-'  )  /
     jgs   '.__/_.'
                 ____
               .' /:::.
              /  (:::-'\
             |:\__\/__  |
             |::::/\:::\|
              \::'  )::/
      jgs      '.__/::'
     
    -=[ candy ]=-  tweak 7/00
                         ____
              ___      .' /:::.      ___
              \  "-.  /  (:::-'\  .-"  /
               >_-=.\/:\__\/__  \/.=-_<
               > -='/\::::/\:::\/\'=- <
              /__.-'  \::'  )::/  '-.__\
       jgs             '.__/::'
    
    
    -=[ box of mints? ]=-  7/00
    
            ____________
          ,'            '.
           \              \
            \              \
            ,;-------------,;
           /     ()  () () /|
          |___()____()___.; |
          |               |/
      jgs  '--------------'
     
    -=[ chili pepper? ]=-  11/97
            /|
         .-((--. 
        ( '`^'; )
        `;#    |
         \#    |
          \#   \
           '-.  )
              \(
               `
     
    -=[ 6 pack ]=-  11/97
           __  __  __
          (__)(__)(__)
         (__)(__)(__)|
         |  ||  ||  ||
         |  ||  ||  |'
     jgs '--''--''--'
     
    -=[ small pumpkins ]=-  11/97
               /\
            .--) )--.
          /`./`""` \.`\ 
         |  | : |:  |. |
         \  |  .|.  |  /
     jgs  '._\__:__/_.'
    
    
             _)_
           /`/"\`\
     jgs   \_\_/_/
    
              ,
            .-))--.
           / / | \ \
     jgs   \ \ | / /
            `"`"`"`
    
    
            _/\_
          .' ) )`'.   _/\_
         /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'.
         |:| : |: |/.'`""`\. \
         \'|  .|. :|:  |: |. |
          '.___:_.'\'. |. |  /
      jgs           '._:_/_.'
    
    
    
            _/\_
          .' ) )`'.   _/\_
         /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'.
         \'|  .|. :/.'`""`\. \
          '.___:_.'|:  |: |. |
      jgs           '._:_/_.'
    
    
    
             _/\_
           .' ) )`'.
          /.'`""`\. \
          |:  |: |. |
      jgs  '._:_/_.'
    
    
    
             _))_
           .'`""\`'.
          |.' |  |. |
      jgs  '._:_/_.'
    
    
    -=[ pumpkin ]=-  10/00
                 ,__   .-.
                  \ `\/ '`
             _.--"|  |"--._
           .' /  /`--`\  \ '.
          /  ;   |    |   ;  \
         ;   |   |    |   |   ;
         |   |   |    |   |   |
         ;   |   |    |   |   ;
          \  ;   |    |   ;  /
           '._\  \    /  /_.'
      jgs     `'--'--'--'`
     
    
    -=[ Spam w/flies ]=- 
     ==========================================
     | ,dP""8a "888888b,  d8b    "888b  ,888" |
     | 88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888  |
     | `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888  |
     | a,   Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888  |
     | `"8ad8P'a888a  a88a;*a888aa88a   a888a |
     |                ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,,       |
     |        _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;,     |
     |     .-'      ::::::::::';*;;*;dII;     |
     |   .' ,<<<,.  :::::::::::::::ffffff`.   |
     |  / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\  |
     | .,<<<<<<<<<<I;::::::::: /~~\-/~~\  f", |
     | |<<<<<<<<<<dP;,?>;,:::._\   |   /_.f | |
     | ``<<<  _,_  ;;;;\>>>>>.__\__Y__/__.f ' |
     |  \  ._(@I@)_. ;;;\>>>>>  _{___}_    /  |
     |   `.--{___}--.;;;i>>>>  ' (@I@) ' ,'   |
     |    .-/  Y  \-.;sP'`"?>>>>> ~'~ ====.   |
     |     /   |   \ ._______...|<[Hormel |   |
     |     \__/-\__/            `========='   |
     ==jgs================================(FL)=
    flies by 'jgs'; Spam by Felix Lee
     
    -=[ bacon?? ]=-  11/97
              __      _.._
           .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__.,
          /--'  '-._.'    '-._./
         /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/
         '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..'
     
    -=[ aspirin ]=-  8/97
                                     ___________
                                    [___________]
                                     {=========}
                                   .-'         '-.
                                  /               \
                                 /_________________\
                                 |   _  _   _      |
                                 ||\(_ |_)||_)||\ ||
                ,.--.   ,.--.    ||~\_)|  || \|| \||
               // \  \ // \  \   |_________________|
          jgs  \\  \ / \\  \ /   |                 |
                `'--'   `'--'    '-----------------'
     
    -=[ Nyquil ]=-  12/99
                                                  ___________
                                                 [___________]
                                                  {=========}
                                                .-'         '-.
                                               /               \
                                              /_________________\
                                              |        _        |
                                              ||\ | \// \| |||  |
                     ,.------.   ,.------.    || \| / \_X\_/||_ |
                    //   \    \ //   \    \   |_________________|
               jgs  \\    \   / \\    \   /   |                 |
                     `'------'   `'------'    '-----------------'
     
    -=[ medicine ]=-  10/98
                                        _________
                                       {_________}
                                        )=======(
                                       /         \
                                      | _________ |
                                      ||   _     ||
                                      ||  |_)    ||
                                      ||  | \/   ||
                                __    ||    /\   ||
                           __  (_|)   |'---------'|
                          (_|)     jgs`-.........-'
    more medicine
    -=[ salt and pepper shakers ]=-  6/99
    
                     .:::.
           .:::.    /:::::\
          /:':':\   |  _  |
          |  _  |   | (_` |
          | |_) |   | ,_) |
          | |   |   |     |
      jgs |     |  /`'---'`\
         /`'---'`\ `'-----'`
         `'-----'`
     
    -=[ boy w/ lunchbox ]=-  6/00
                 _,.---,_
              ,-"        '.
             /             \
             |    ,         |
             |   / '-..____.;
              \_ |     /a/a(
               (`          _)
                `\    ,__. /
                  `;-.___.'
                 _.|   |
               .'  `-._\-.
              /  .--.     `\
             /  '_ ))).     |
         jgs \_ /_//__\\_   |
                |.------.|
                ||      ||
                ||______||
                '--------'
     
    -=[ grey poupon mustard ]=-  tweak 10/00
                          ___________
                         [___________]
                         /           \
                        /~~^~^~^~^~^~^\
                       /===============\
                      ;GREY_     _  _   ;
                      ||_)/ \| ||_)/ \|\| 
                      ;|  \_/\_/|  \_/| ;
                       \===============/
                    jgs \             /
                         `"""""""""""`
     
    
    
    -=[ plate cirlce of cheese ]=-  9/00
    
                        _ . - - -- .. _
                    .-'   o  _  O   () `'-_
                   (   o    (_)    o   0   )
                   |`"--...__     __...--"`|
                   |  o      `````.     () |
                   | O  . ()   o     O  .  |
              _,.--|              ()       |--.,_
           .'`     ;   o '  0         0  o ;     `'.
          '.        `"--...__   O __...--"`        .'
            `'-..__          `````          __..-'`
          jgs      `""---,,,_______,,,---""`
    .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.

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